A joke

go go kid

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Oct 31, 2020

• #1

SOCIAL SECURITY SEX:
Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!"

 

insomnia65

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Oct 31, 2020

• #2

Worse than my dad's jokes, but at least you are getting something.

 

Venus55

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Oct 31, 2020

• #3

The fuck?? The mans mrs beats him up while he sniffs her underwear.

Come on now the fossil ain’t getting fuck all hence is OBSESSION with the online female stranger

Tosser extraordinaire in case you weren’t certain of his title.

 

lokie

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Oct 31, 2020

• #4

 

go go kid

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Dec 5, 2020

• #5

I’m not talking to myself, I’m having a parent-teacher conference. any better

 

go go kid

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Dec 13, 2020

• #6

how do mathmaticians scold there children??
if ive told you n times, ive told you n+1 times

 

go go kid

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Dec 13, 2020

• #7

what do you get when you cross a joke with a retoical question

 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

Dec 13, 2020

• #8

 

go go kid

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Dec 13, 2020

• #9

sorry but i get a kick out if injecting people with lafter instead of drugs

 

kovidkough

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Dec 13, 2020

• #10

I giggled

 

DarkWeb

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Dec 13, 2020

• #11

cannabineer said:

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We'd need to examine the head to see how much it could take....

 

DarkWeb

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Dec 13, 2020

• #12

go go kid said:

sorry but i get a kick out if injecting people with lafter instead of drugs

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That's a bolt buddy.....

 

mistergrafik

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Dec 13, 2020

• #13

What does one call a nosey pepper?...


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HALL-UP-Ñ-YO BIZNEZZ

 

go go kid

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Dec 13, 2020

• #14

nearly had me with the bolt there man

 

MICHI-CAN

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Dec 13, 2020

• #15

Old and shared a time or two here. Yet it will make a few laugh.

Why don't you kiss a parrot on the beak?

Because you may catch canarial disease or chirpies. And it is untweetable.

 

ChingOwn

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Dec 13, 2020

• #16

What's your pornstar name?

Your 1st name is your mom's first name

Your last name is your mom's last name

Because your mother's a whore.

 

go go kid

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Dec 14, 2020

• #17

Venus55 said:

The fuck?? The mans mrs beats him up while he sniffs her underwear.

Come on now the fossil ain’t getting fuck all hence is OBSESSION with the online female stranger

Tosser extraordinaire in case you weren’t certain of his title.

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how wrong you are

 

go go kid

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Dec 14, 2020

• #18

what do you get if you crosds a joke with a retorical question?

 

go go kid

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Dec 14, 2020

• #19

Venus55 said:

The fuck?? The mans mrs beats him up while he sniffs her underwear.

Come on now the fossil ain’t getting fuck all hence is OBSESSION with the online female stranger

Tosser extraordinaire in case you weren’t certain of his title.

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i think your secretly a nice person

 

MICHI-CAN

Well-Known Member

Dec 14, 2020

• #20

Sadly I come from a predominately hateful state and raised on ethnic and sexist humor. Due to over sensitive people reading more into a joke than was intended. I cannot share most of my material. I understand. Yet do they understand that they are perpetuating the discrimination I never intended by constant attacks for attempts at humor. Who's discriminating against who? Jokes on them. Laugh with me. And we will be friends. Continued contempt if not on both sides. And hypocrisy on their behalf. LMAO.

Having said that.

What do you call a gay indian?

A brave fucker.

Peace through humor people. I'm the joke on occasion. And ok with it.