a little paranoid about passing my drug test

yeah yeah some of you might know i got busted by these fucking hardcore cops that are apparently all over everyone in this town


so anyways im on probation and i hadnt smoked in 5 days and i wastnereally expecting a drugs test on the first meeting so i smoked on halloween. anyways i wasnt expecting it so i drank like 5 big ass cool aid drinks full of water and didnt eat or drink anything for like 2 days.... so i pissed twice before going in and then drank a little cup from the PO to help me piss... the water hit my blatter instantly (a good sign considering thats the way it is when ur kidneys stop filtering your water. but i pissed so clear and was completly supprised it didnt have any color AT ALL. the piss i took when i first got there was pretty clear but a little green or something. so the PO was like you flushed ur system didnt you i said no and then she yelled YES YOU DID i took it smothly and pilitely responded "want me to go drink some soda" and she backed off emidiatly (i work them bitches lol) and she said im probibly not going to be able to get (i dont know what the sintific word is) from this piss. but i def drank about 32 ounces less than a gallon and im slightly overwieght so im kind of worried any input guys i went home and got high (no drug test for a month) and the only thing i could think about was me failing (im going to say i passes just to keep it posotive)... now im stressed and worried so what are you guyses experience just to give me some ease at mind.... like whats the least uve drank and passed. also whats the shortest amount of time u went without smoking and still passed thanks guys love ya one day itll be legal so lets be happy

im going to bump because i posted this at like 4 in the morning

Ive blazed the night before and passed. All i did was throw my wrestling gear on at 4am and ran for 4 hours lol. Middle of summer, sweated my balls off. Then only put the water part of my piss in the cup. You do this by first pissing in the toilet bowl to remove the piss where THC is present, then in the middle of your piss, pisss in the cup. Then when you think youre almsot done piss back in the bowl. THC is only present in the beginning and end of your piss.

ReAVeR said:

You do this by first pissing in the toilet bowl to remove the piss where THC is present, then in the middle of your piss, pisss in the cup. Then when you think youre almsot done piss back in the bowl. THC is only present in the beginning and end of your piss.

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Yeah, i heard that worked. Never personally tried it myself.

Reaver, you on politicalforum?.. ur name looks familiar

My only recommendation for beating a piss test [if you must smoke weed] is ‘herbal cleansing’ Carbo Clean 32 [available in Grape and Fruit Punch flavors], about $60 at GNC, though you may be able to find it somewhere else.
I'd drink it t-minus 2 1/2 - 3 hours. Piss as much as you can. "The test is supposedly active from 1 or 2 to 5 or 6 hours." The more times you piss the better it is. You won't have to go too much, so after you drink it, piss every ten minutes, force yourself [not joking]. The best method to beat your piss test is to not smoke [or smoke less]. Another thing to look into is JWH-018.

Also, get a kit from walmart [or any store] to test yourself. TRY to piss dirty for this test. Fill the first half of what you need in the cup with the beginning of your urine stream, and the rest from the last drops of your urine stream. This is ideally the first piss of your day. If you go clean on this one, save your clearing kit. Eat a big fatty meal, don’t exercise, and only drink a little extra water. NOT TOO MUCH! This will fuck up your creatine and specific gravity if you get selected for lab testing [This, the previous part, is ONLY if your attempted dirty test is clean]. If you're dirty... use your clearing kit and buy another clearing kit, and if you want some peace of mind, test yourself again with a walmart test before the real test again to make sure you're clean [always are]. Good luck man, so many people give false information over piss tests, they say things like 'niacin, water, cranberry juice...' I did the research, I lived it, and I experienced Carbo Clean 32 beating a PROBATION LAB TEST. This test does GC/MS [toughest piss test ever] and adulterant tests [also tough to beat, detects if you used a clearing kit], including specific gravity and creatinine. <-- and specific gravity and creatinine levels will be FUCKED from water-loading.

Also some tips to help yourself stay clean [no offense here if you live a PETA lifestyle] Eat a shit ton, and eat a lot of red meat. This will boost your creatinine levels naturally. Exercise so you don't get fat. The more you eat the more you shit, and where I'm going with this, is all of the THC absorbed into your system, 80% of it leaves your body through your shit, and 20% of it leaves through your piss. Each time you take 80% away of the THC, the less likely you are to piss dirty. Dark liquor [best], though any will work... (avoid beer a few days before and after smoke sessions) [enough to get good and buzzed (I prefer enough to get FUCKED UP)] 2 hours prior to smoking will help to prevent "Note I didn't say entirely prevent" THC from bonding to your fat cells, causing an equal amount of high from smoking, and much much quicker 'spent' or 'metabolized' THC will be eliminated <-- which is what they detect in a test, active THC will not be detected.

I'm sorry if this looks like a speech, but I want you to definitely understand a VERY brief overview of my countless hours of piss-test-research findings.

well i deff let some like my first 2 second of piss go in the bowl because i feel thats common knowledge and i only filled the cup up barilly just cuz im superstitious that if its less piss its less to test right? anyways im sweating it and if i fail ill murder the government