A plant is a plant

smokeymcpotterton

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Dont trip, Skip! On the little stuff
You see?
A plant is a plant,
You can't really mess
With me...? (Ee ee eee?)??
So give me water
And give me light!
And don't f'in worry,
If you ain't got it right,
Cuz I'm a
Fucking plant.
Treat me right.
It's all right!
It's all right!!
Water and light...

Sorry but I felt I had to say this for all the n00bs out there...!

It's just water and liiii-ii-ii-aii-iii-ighttt.....! All right..! (Kids dont drink!!)
 
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smokeymcpotterton

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Joo jah, she-bumawomp! said joo jah, she-bombawop she chjoo- chyeah, she-bomawatch we choo chjeah, she bomawatch ee'yeh-yeah, said bomawatch eh chu yeaaah! Say bomawatch!! Y chu chaah!

she say a choo shyeah, shee bomawatch e yeah yeah! Say, say, say! Say's we wanna ch-n-bch-yeeah! Wanna wonna chch-n-bitch yeeaaah!! Lliiii-ee-ee-iiight, uuh-uuhh liiiighttt! We's talkin bout! Unh-liiii-eee-iii-yaaay-eee-iii-yeeah uh! Uh talking bout a-lights! Yea-eeeaaah!!!!

Inzynant reggae for y'all lol
 
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Kassiopeija

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rub a dub a dub 3 plants in a tub
police peeps through a window on 3 plants, a grower n some nug
the cannabis smoker too tired to water them up
so he simply took showers with them in his baaaaathtub!!!

agaaaaaiiiiiinnnnnn.....

rub a dub a dub 3 plants in a hub
police find 3 plants in a secret outdoor hub
(tbc...)
 

Kassiopeija

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so I found the rest

rub a dub a dub 3 plants in a hub
police find 3 plants in a secret outdoor hub
the specialists identify the strain as Early Duck
later the culprit is arrested, a man known as Uncle Buuuuuuuuuuuck!!!

ohhhh how do I love a good creative sativa bud
nothing personal - it just has to rhyme :D
 

smokeymcpotterton

Well-Known Member
so I found the rest

rub a dub a dub 3 plants in a hub
police find 3 plants in a secret outdoor hub
the specialists identify the strain as Early Duck
later the culprit is arrested, a man known as Uncle Buuuuuuuuuuuck!!!

ohhhh how do I love a good creative sativa bud
nothing personal - it just has to rhyme :D
A-Rub a-dub a rubba dubba dooba duck ee-yeeaaah!
Ah-3 plants ah said ah said ah sittin in-a da tha tub! (Ee-Yeah!!)
Da Po-lice man dey try n find-ah man mah secret hub!! (A Yeahh!)
Dem specialists, man, said dey 'dentify de Early Duck, (a yeaahh!)
Man I tell ya, dey went dey dun un gun'a giv some fuucks, yeeah!
Said dey went, I said dey whenna wanna went, ee-yeeaaah,
Said dey dun n went I said dey
Fukkd it all a-up!! (Yeahh!)
I says they went arrestin says they
Fucked it all up! (Yeeahh!) I says dey went
I said I said I said dey dunna went!
Dey wenna went man said dey donna wanna went!! I said
Theeeeey!!! They went mon!!!
I says they went, they went, they went-ah!!! (Yeeahh!)
I says They went!!
They went Ah-restin
Uncle Buck a-yeeeaahhh!!!

Oh ohh yeah!
Said ohh yeah!!
Not uncle buck, mon!!
 
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Father Ramirez

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Disguised as off topic and thoroughly fun, you provide great advice in a light hearted manner. I congratulate you for writing such a novel post! Dismiss those who don’t appreciate talent. Their opinions are meaningless. The wake behind a boat... doesn’t affect where it’s going
 
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