Absolutely Clueless

Completely new to growing and haven't got a single idea of where to start. I know of a couple of places that I can get seeds from but wouldn't know how to start even if I had them.

Can anybody just tell me what the things that I need to do to get started are? Is there an absolute beginners' thread somewhere?

I have a greenhouse and am capable of making things grow, in general. However know nothing about strains, compost, fertiliser, watering, seeding, temperature control etc.

Thanks in advance.

hey dude, im just like you but i have a thread called am i right? in newbie central, it should really help you out

Thanks TUL, that's the sort of thread that I was looking for but the title wasn't what I expected. Those are exactly the steps I'm interested in. Now, which type of foil, narrow, wide or Turkey?

[quote="Now, which type of foil, narrow, wide or Turkey? [/quote]

?? What do you mean

just any foil you have, i think its like reynolds wrap, just some good foil to reflect light, its not so complicated

foil can cause hot spots go get some mylar from your local hardware store or paint your walls flat white.

It was a joke!! I did shove a couple of emoticons in to help. I will try to telegraph them a little better in future. If the admin could come up with a 'Wait for it there is a really duff joke coming' graemlin, this may help.

yeah man there are a lot of threads out that with this info
just gotta search for them

look under the beginners threads

Bro these people probably died years ago. dont think they are still newbies 7 years later .