pinspot
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Totally agree with you on that one dude.
add 3 words to these words, to make a story..
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Skate Hawaii
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anal probe
Tryingtomastrkush
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floridasucks
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why do you have to be such an anal probe?
floridasucks
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today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...
I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.
Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..
anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.
The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.
I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.
The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.
So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from Jesus fishbowling the Magical Unicorns Herbs. I jumped out of Jesus' truck, tucked, and rolled.....a successful endeavour. Now if I gallop to france to get french-dope, then just maybe i will find the holy grail that indiana jones humps. We Love to do the hustle. do, do it, but careful, for the fuzzy dice, They like to fall atop glistening tapioca pudding that sprays you with pimp juice.
The next morning, bewildered by the tiny pink elephants in my cup, I shot a poison dart across the ocean floor and accidentally hit my merman step-father (who beats me) with bamboo sticks. I guess he had a bit to much methamphetamine for breakfast today.
Getting back to the bat cave I began to take bong hits, right as the acid hit me. I felt all nervous and insatiably hungry for a more intense trip, so i took more acid. 17hits and off we went tripping again. Thats about the time I realized there was blood in my stools. so i took more mescaline tablets as i shot up some black label ketamine and totally overdosed, leading me to whip out my colt 45 and two zig zags. Just then I saw those rabbits feasting on blood sucking leaches. I put them up my bleeding anus to stop the semen from seeping.???
WTF was that? I saw a little bald green polka dotted shroom, I ate it, and ate more tuna as well. I started tripping for the last time.
Five dollar foot long subs sounded like they would involve Chippendale's dancers. So I decided to whip out four dollers and buy a rock from the moon, the dark side. The rock made a crackling, hissing sound after they eroded anally from the 5-0 searching me and my nuts.
My erection poked the fat pig in his cheek . Im a redneck on the run with bags of coke in my ass and i can't find my peace of mind and rhyme thats kinda sublime. Santeria is one large hairy beast that hates the
I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.
Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..
anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.
The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.
I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.
The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.
So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from Jesus fishbowling the Magical Unicorns Herbs. I jumped out of Jesus' truck, tucked, and rolled.....a successful endeavour. Now if I gallop to france to get french-dope, then just maybe i will find the holy grail that indiana jones humps. We Love to do the hustle. do, do it, but careful, for the fuzzy dice, They like to fall atop glistening tapioca pudding that sprays you with pimp juice.
The next morning, bewildered by the tiny pink elephants in my cup, I shot a poison dart across the ocean floor and accidentally hit my merman step-father (who beats me) with bamboo sticks. I guess he had a bit to much methamphetamine for breakfast today.
Getting back to the bat cave I began to take bong hits, right as the acid hit me. I felt all nervous and insatiably hungry for a more intense trip, so i took more acid. 17hits and off we went tripping again. Thats about the time I realized there was blood in my stools. so i took more mescaline tablets as i shot up some black label ketamine and totally overdosed, leading me to whip out my colt 45 and two zig zags. Just then I saw those rabbits feasting on blood sucking leaches. I put them up my bleeding anus to stop the semen from seeping.???
WTF was that? I saw a little bald green polka dotted shroom, I ate it, and ate more tuna as well. I started tripping for the last time.
Five dollar foot long subs sounded like they would involve Chippendale's dancers. So I decided to whip out four dollers and buy a rock from the moon, the dark side. The rock made a crackling, hissing sound after they eroded anally from the 5-0 searching me and my nuts.
My erection poked the fat pig in his cheek . Im a redneck on the run with bags of coke in my ass and i can't find my peace of mind and rhyme thats kinda sublime. Santeria is one large hairy beast that hates the
Skate Hawaii
Well-Known Member
im sorry. i was stoned and just felt like causing trouble. i tend to do things people tell me not to do, just for the fun of it.
Skate Hawaii
Well-Known Member
today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...
I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.
Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..
anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.
The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.
I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.
The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.
So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from Jesus fishbowling the Magical Unicorns Herbs. I jumped out of Jesus' truck, tucked, and rolled.....a successful endeavour. Now if I gallop to france to get french-dope, then just maybe i will find the holy grail that indiana jones humps. We Love to do the hustle. do, do it, but careful, for the fuzzy dice, They like to fall atop glistening tapioca pudding that sprays you with pimp juice.
The next morning, bewildered by the tiny pink elephants in my cup, I shot a poison dart across the ocean floor and accidentally hit my merman step-father (who beats me) with bamboo sticks. I guess he had a bit to much methamphetamine for breakfast today.
Getting back to the bat cave I began to take bong hits, right as the acid hit me. I felt all nervous and insatiably hungry for a more intense trip, so i took more acid. 17hits and off we went tripping again. Thats about the time I realized there was blood in my stools. so i took more mescaline tablets as i shot up some black label ketamine and totally overdosed, leading me to whip out my colt 45 and two zig zags. Just then I saw those rabbits feasting on blood sucking leaches. I put them up my bleeding anus to stop the semen from seeping.???
WTF was that? I saw a little bald green polka dotted shroom, I ate it, and ate more tuna as well. I started tripping for the last time.
Five dollar foot long subs sounded like they would involve Chippendale's dancers. So I decided to whip out four dollers and buy a rock from the moon, the dark side. The rock made a crackling, hissing sound after they eroded anally from the 5-0 searching me and my nuts.
My erection poked the fat pig in his cheek . Im a redneck on the run with bags of coke in my ass and i can't find my peace of mind and rhyme thats kinda sublime. Santeria is one large hairy beast that hates the taste of sour
I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.
Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..
anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.
The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.
I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.
The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.
So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from Jesus fishbowling the Magical Unicorns Herbs. I jumped out of Jesus' truck, tucked, and rolled.....a successful endeavour. Now if I gallop to france to get french-dope, then just maybe i will find the holy grail that indiana jones humps. We Love to do the hustle. do, do it, but careful, for the fuzzy dice, They like to fall atop glistening tapioca pudding that sprays you with pimp juice.
The next morning, bewildered by the tiny pink elephants in my cup, I shot a poison dart across the ocean floor and accidentally hit my merman step-father (who beats me) with bamboo sticks. I guess he had a bit to much methamphetamine for breakfast today.
Getting back to the bat cave I began to take bong hits, right as the acid hit me. I felt all nervous and insatiably hungry for a more intense trip, so i took more acid. 17hits and off we went tripping again. Thats about the time I realized there was blood in my stools. so i took more mescaline tablets as i shot up some black label ketamine and totally overdosed, leading me to whip out my colt 45 and two zig zags. Just then I saw those rabbits feasting on blood sucking leaches. I put them up my bleeding anus to stop the semen from seeping.???
WTF was that? I saw a little bald green polka dotted shroom, I ate it, and ate more tuna as well. I started tripping for the last time.
Five dollar foot long subs sounded like they would involve Chippendale's dancers. So I decided to whip out four dollers and buy a rock from the moon, the dark side. The rock made a crackling, hissing sound after they eroded anally from the 5-0 searching me and my nuts.
My erection poked the fat pig in his cheek . Im a redneck on the run with bags of coke in my ass and i can't find my peace of mind and rhyme thats kinda sublime. Santeria is one large hairy beast that hates the taste of sour
werndogg
Well-Known Member
today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...
I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.
Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..
anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.
The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.
I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.
The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.
So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from Jesus fishbowling the Magical Unicorns Herbs. I jumped out of Jesus' truck, tucked, and rolled.....a successful endeavour. Now if I gallop to france to get french-dope, then just maybe i will find the holy grail that indiana jones humps. We Love to do the hustle. do, do it, but careful, for the fuzzy dice, They like to fall atop glistening tapioca pudding that sprays you with pimp juice.
The next morning, bewildered by the tiny pink elephants in my cup, I shot a poison dart across the ocean floor and accidentally hit my merman step-father (who beats me) with bamboo sticks. I guess he had a bit to much methamphetamine for breakfast today.
Getting back to the bat cave I began to take bong hits, right as the acid hit me. I felt all nervous and insatiably hungry for a more intense trip, so i took more acid. 17hits and off we went tripping again. Thats about the time I realized there was blood in my stools. so i took more mescaline tablets as i shot up some black label ketamine and totally overdosed, leading me to whip out my colt 45 and two zig zags. Just then I saw those rabbits feasting on blood sucking leaches. I put them up my bleeding anus to stop the semen from seeping.???
WTF was that? I saw a little bald green polka dotted shroom, I ate it, and ate more tuna as well. I started tripping for the last time.
Five dollar foot long subs sounded like they would involve Chippendale's dancers. So I decided to whip out four dollers and buy a rock from the moon, the dark side. The rock made a crackling, hissing sound after they eroded anally from the 5-0 searching me and my nuts.
My erection poked the fat pig in his cheek . Im a redneck on the run with bags of coke in my ass and i can't find my peace of mind and rhyme thats kinda sublime. Santeria is one large hairy beast that hates the taste of sour pussy juices flowing
I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.
Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..
anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.
The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.
I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.
The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.
So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from Jesus fishbowling the Magical Unicorns Herbs. I jumped out of Jesus' truck, tucked, and rolled.....a successful endeavour. Now if I gallop to france to get french-dope, then just maybe i will find the holy grail that indiana jones humps. We Love to do the hustle. do, do it, but careful, for the fuzzy dice, They like to fall atop glistening tapioca pudding that sprays you with pimp juice.
The next morning, bewildered by the tiny pink elephants in my cup, I shot a poison dart across the ocean floor and accidentally hit my merman step-father (who beats me) with bamboo sticks. I guess he had a bit to much methamphetamine for breakfast today.
Getting back to the bat cave I began to take bong hits, right as the acid hit me. I felt all nervous and insatiably hungry for a more intense trip, so i took more acid. 17hits and off we went tripping again. Thats about the time I realized there was blood in my stools. so i took more mescaline tablets as i shot up some black label ketamine and totally overdosed, leading me to whip out my colt 45 and two zig zags. Just then I saw those rabbits feasting on blood sucking leaches. I put them up my bleeding anus to stop the semen from seeping.???
WTF was that? I saw a little bald green polka dotted shroom, I ate it, and ate more tuna as well. I started tripping for the last time.
Five dollar foot long subs sounded like they would involve Chippendale's dancers. So I decided to whip out four dollers and buy a rock from the moon, the dark side. The rock made a crackling, hissing sound after they eroded anally from the 5-0 searching me and my nuts.
My erection poked the fat pig in his cheek . Im a redneck on the run with bags of coke in my ass and i can't find my peace of mind and rhyme thats kinda sublime. Santeria is one large hairy beast that hates the taste of sour pussy juices flowing
Dank Hill
Well-Known Member
today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...
I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.
Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..
anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.
The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.
I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.
The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.
So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from Jesus fishbowling the Magical Unicorns Herbs. I jumped out of Jesus' truck, tucked, and rolled.....a successful endeavour. Now if I gallop to france to get french-dope, then just maybe i will find the holy grail that indiana jones humps. We Love to do the hustle. do, do it, but careful, for the fuzzy dice, They like to fall atop glistening tapioca pudding that sprays you with pimp juice.
The next morning, bewildered by the tiny pink elephants in my cup, I shot a poison dart across the ocean floor and accidentally hit my merman step-father (who beats me) with bamboo sticks. I guess he had a bit to much methamphetamine for breakfast today.
Getting back to the bat cave I began to take bong hits, right as the acid hit me. I felt all nervous and insatiably hungry for a more intense trip, so i took more acid. 17hits and off we went tripping again. Thats about the time I realized there was blood in my stools. so i took more mescaline tablets as i shot up some black label ketamine and totally overdosed, leading me to whip out my colt 45 and two zig zags. Just then I saw those rabbits feasting on blood sucking leaches. I put them up my bleeding anus to stop the semen from seeping.???
WTF was that? I saw a little bald green polka dotted shroom, I ate it, and ate more tuna as well. I started tripping for the last time.
Five dollar foot long subs sounded like they would involve Chippendale's dancers. So I decided to whip out four dollers and buy a rock from the moon, the dark side. The rock made a crackling, hissing sound after they eroded anally from the 5-0 searching me and my nuts.
My erection poked the fat pig in his cheek . Im a redneck on the run with bags of coke in my ass and i can't find my peace of mind and rhyme thats kinda sublime. Santeria is one large hairy beast that hates the taste of sour pussy juices flowing into his nose
I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.
Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..
anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.
The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.
I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.
The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.
So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from Jesus fishbowling the Magical Unicorns Herbs. I jumped out of Jesus' truck, tucked, and rolled.....a successful endeavour. Now if I gallop to france to get french-dope, then just maybe i will find the holy grail that indiana jones humps. We Love to do the hustle. do, do it, but careful, for the fuzzy dice, They like to fall atop glistening tapioca pudding that sprays you with pimp juice.
The next morning, bewildered by the tiny pink elephants in my cup, I shot a poison dart across the ocean floor and accidentally hit my merman step-father (who beats me) with bamboo sticks. I guess he had a bit to much methamphetamine for breakfast today.
Getting back to the bat cave I began to take bong hits, right as the acid hit me. I felt all nervous and insatiably hungry for a more intense trip, so i took more acid. 17hits and off we went tripping again. Thats about the time I realized there was blood in my stools. so i took more mescaline tablets as i shot up some black label ketamine and totally overdosed, leading me to whip out my colt 45 and two zig zags. Just then I saw those rabbits feasting on blood sucking leaches. I put them up my bleeding anus to stop the semen from seeping.???
WTF was that? I saw a little bald green polka dotted shroom, I ate it, and ate more tuna as well. I started tripping for the last time.
Five dollar foot long subs sounded like they would involve Chippendale's dancers. So I decided to whip out four dollers and buy a rock from the moon, the dark side. The rock made a crackling, hissing sound after they eroded anally from the 5-0 searching me and my nuts.
My erection poked the fat pig in his cheek . Im a redneck on the run with bags of coke in my ass and i can't find my peace of mind and rhyme thats kinda sublime. Santeria is one large hairy beast that hates the taste of sour pussy juices flowing into his nose
worm5376
Well-Known Member
today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...
I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.
Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..
anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.
The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.
I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.
The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.
So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from Jesus fishbowling the Magical Unicorns Herbs. I jumped out of Jesus' truck, tucked, and rolled.....a successful endeavour. Now if I gallop to france to get french-dope, then just maybe i will find the holy grail that indiana jones humps. We Love to do the hustle. do, do it, but careful, for the fuzzy dice, They like to fall atop glistening tapioca pudding that sprays you with pimp juice.
The next morning, bewildered by the tiny pink elephants in my cup, I shot a poison dart across the ocean floor and accidentally hit my merman step-father (who beats me) with bamboo sticks. I guess he had a bit to much methamphetamine for breakfast today.
Getting back to the bat cave I began to take bong hits, right as the acid hit me. I felt all nervous and insatiably hungry for a more intense trip, so i took more acid. 17hits and off we went tripping again. Thats about the time I realized there was blood in my stools. so i took more mescaline tablets as i shot up some black label ketamine and totally overdosed, leading me to whip out my colt 45 and two zig zags. Just then I saw those rabbits feasting on blood sucking leaches. I put them up my bleeding anus to stop the semen from seeping.???
WTF was that? I saw a little bald green polka dotted shroom, I ate it, and ate more tuna as well. I started tripping for the last time.
Five dollar foot long subs sounded like they would involve Chippendale's dancers. So I decided to whip out four dollers and buy a rock from the moon, the dark side. The rock made a crackling, hissing sound after they eroded anally from the 5-0 searching me and my nuts.
My erection poked the fat pig in his cheek . Im a redneck on the run with bags of coke in my ass and i can't find my peace of mind and rhyme thats kinda sublime. Santeria is one large hairy beast that hates the taste of sour pussy juices flowing into his nose and out thru his mouth.
I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.
Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..
anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.
The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.
I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.
The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.
So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from Jesus fishbowling the Magical Unicorns Herbs. I jumped out of Jesus' truck, tucked, and rolled.....a successful endeavour. Now if I gallop to france to get french-dope, then just maybe i will find the holy grail that indiana jones humps. We Love to do the hustle. do, do it, but careful, for the fuzzy dice, They like to fall atop glistening tapioca pudding that sprays you with pimp juice.
The next morning, bewildered by the tiny pink elephants in my cup, I shot a poison dart across the ocean floor and accidentally hit my merman step-father (who beats me) with bamboo sticks. I guess he had a bit to much methamphetamine for breakfast today.
Getting back to the bat cave I began to take bong hits, right as the acid hit me. I felt all nervous and insatiably hungry for a more intense trip, so i took more acid. 17hits and off we went tripping again. Thats about the time I realized there was blood in my stools. so i took more mescaline tablets as i shot up some black label ketamine and totally overdosed, leading me to whip out my colt 45 and two zig zags. Just then I saw those rabbits feasting on blood sucking leaches. I put them up my bleeding anus to stop the semen from seeping.???
WTF was that? I saw a little bald green polka dotted shroom, I ate it, and ate more tuna as well. I started tripping for the last time.
Five dollar foot long subs sounded like they would involve Chippendale's dancers. So I decided to whip out four dollers and buy a rock from the moon, the dark side. The rock made a crackling, hissing sound after they eroded anally from the 5-0 searching me and my nuts.
My erection poked the fat pig in his cheek . Im a redneck on the run with bags of coke in my ass and i can't find my peace of mind and rhyme thats kinda sublime. Santeria is one large hairy beast that hates the taste of sour pussy juices flowing into his nose and out thru his mouth.
floridasucks
Well-Known Member
today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...
I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.
Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..
anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.
The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.
I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.
The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.
So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from Jesus fishbowling the Magical Unicorns Herbs. I jumped out of Jesus' truck, tucked, and rolled.....a successful endeavour. Now if I gallop to france to get french-dope, then just maybe i will find the holy grail that indiana jones humps. We Love to do the hustle. do, do it, but careful, for the fuzzy dice, They like to fall atop glistening tapioca pudding that sprays you with pimp juice.
The next morning, bewildered by the tiny pink elephants in my cup, I shot a poison dart across the ocean floor and accidentally hit my merman step-father (who beats me) with bamboo sticks. I guess he had a bit to much methamphetamine for breakfast today.
Getting back to the bat cave I began to take bong hits, right as the acid hit me. I felt all nervous and insatiably hungry for a more intense trip, so i took more acid. 17hits and off we went tripping again. Thats about the time I realized there was blood in my stools. so i took more mescaline tablets as i shot up some black label ketamine and totally overdosed, leading me to whip out my colt 45 and two zig zags. Just then I saw those rabbits feasting on blood sucking leaches. I put them up my bleeding anus to stop the semen from seeping.???
WTF was that? I saw a little bald green polka dotted shroom, I ate it, and ate more tuna as well. I started tripping for the last time.
Five dollar foot long subs sounded like they would involve Chippendale's dancers. So I decided to whip out four dollers and buy a rock from the moon, the dark side. The rock made a crackling, hissing sound after they eroded anally from the 5-0 searching me and my nuts.
My erection poked the fat pig in his cheek . Im a redneck on the run with bags of coke in my ass and i can't find my peace of mind and rhyme thats kinda sublime. Santeria is one large hairy beast that hates the taste of sour pussy juices flowing into his nose and out thru his mouth.
I smoked weed
I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.
Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..
anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.
The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.
I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.
The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.
So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from Jesus fishbowling the Magical Unicorns Herbs. I jumped out of Jesus' truck, tucked, and rolled.....a successful endeavour. Now if I gallop to france to get french-dope, then just maybe i will find the holy grail that indiana jones humps. We Love to do the hustle. do, do it, but careful, for the fuzzy dice, They like to fall atop glistening tapioca pudding that sprays you with pimp juice.
The next morning, bewildered by the tiny pink elephants in my cup, I shot a poison dart across the ocean floor and accidentally hit my merman step-father (who beats me) with bamboo sticks. I guess he had a bit to much methamphetamine for breakfast today.
Getting back to the bat cave I began to take bong hits, right as the acid hit me. I felt all nervous and insatiably hungry for a more intense trip, so i took more acid. 17hits and off we went tripping again. Thats about the time I realized there was blood in my stools. so i took more mescaline tablets as i shot up some black label ketamine and totally overdosed, leading me to whip out my colt 45 and two zig zags. Just then I saw those rabbits feasting on blood sucking leaches. I put them up my bleeding anus to stop the semen from seeping.???
WTF was that? I saw a little bald green polka dotted shroom, I ate it, and ate more tuna as well. I started tripping for the last time.
Five dollar foot long subs sounded like they would involve Chippendale's dancers. So I decided to whip out four dollers and buy a rock from the moon, the dark side. The rock made a crackling, hissing sound after they eroded anally from the 5-0 searching me and my nuts.
My erection poked the fat pig in his cheek . Im a redneck on the run with bags of coke in my ass and i can't find my peace of mind and rhyme thats kinda sublime. Santeria is one large hairy beast that hates the taste of sour pussy juices flowing into his nose and out thru his mouth.
I smoked weed
BongJuice
Well-Known Member
today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...
I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.
Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..
anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.
The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.
I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.
The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.
So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from Jesus fishbowling the Magical Unicorns Herbs. I jumped out of Jesus' truck, tucked, and rolled.....a successful endeavour. Now if I gallop to france to get french-dope, then just maybe i will find the holy grail that indiana jones humps. We Love to do the hustle. do, do it, but careful, for the fuzzy dice, They like to fall atop glistening tapioca pudding that sprays you with pimp juice.
The next morning, bewildered by the tiny pink elephants in my cup, I shot a poison dart across the ocean floor and accidentally hit my merman step-father (who beats me) with bamboo sticks. I guess he had a bit to much methamphetamine for breakfast today.
Getting back to the bat cave I began to take bong hits, right as the acid hit me. I felt all nervous and insatiably hungry for a more intense trip, so i took more acid. 17hits and off we went tripping again. Thats about the time I realized there was blood in my stools. so i took more mescaline tablets as i shot up some black label ketamine and totally overdosed, leading me to whip out my colt 45 and two zig zags. Just then I saw those rabbits feasting on blood sucking leaches. I put them up my bleeding anus to stop the semen from seeping.???
WTF was that? I saw a little bald green polka dotted shroom, I ate it, and ate more tuna as well. I started tripping for the last time.
Five dollar foot long subs sounded like they would involve Chippendale's dancers. So I decided to whip out four dollers and buy a rock from the moon, the dark side. The rock made a crackling, hissing sound after they eroded anally from the 5-0 searching me and my nuts.
My erection poked the fat pig in his cheek . Im a redneck on the run with bags of coke in my ass and i can't find my peace of mind and rhyme thats kinda sublime. Santeria is one large hairy beast that hates the taste of sour pussy juices flowing into his nose and out thru his mouth.
I smoked weed in church yesterday
I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.
Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..
anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.
The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.
I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.
The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.
So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from Jesus fishbowling the Magical Unicorns Herbs. I jumped out of Jesus' truck, tucked, and rolled.....a successful endeavour. Now if I gallop to france to get french-dope, then just maybe i will find the holy grail that indiana jones humps. We Love to do the hustle. do, do it, but careful, for the fuzzy dice, They like to fall atop glistening tapioca pudding that sprays you with pimp juice.
The next morning, bewildered by the tiny pink elephants in my cup, I shot a poison dart across the ocean floor and accidentally hit my merman step-father (who beats me) with bamboo sticks. I guess he had a bit to much methamphetamine for breakfast today.
Getting back to the bat cave I began to take bong hits, right as the acid hit me. I felt all nervous and insatiably hungry for a more intense trip, so i took more acid. 17hits and off we went tripping again. Thats about the time I realized there was blood in my stools. so i took more mescaline tablets as i shot up some black label ketamine and totally overdosed, leading me to whip out my colt 45 and two zig zags. Just then I saw those rabbits feasting on blood sucking leaches. I put them up my bleeding anus to stop the semen from seeping.???
WTF was that? I saw a little bald green polka dotted shroom, I ate it, and ate more tuna as well. I started tripping for the last time.
Five dollar foot long subs sounded like they would involve Chippendale's dancers. So I decided to whip out four dollers and buy a rock from the moon, the dark side. The rock made a crackling, hissing sound after they eroded anally from the 5-0 searching me and my nuts.
My erection poked the fat pig in his cheek . Im a redneck on the run with bags of coke in my ass and i can't find my peace of mind and rhyme thats kinda sublime. Santeria is one large hairy beast that hates the taste of sour pussy juices flowing into his nose and out thru his mouth.
I smoked weed in church yesterday
hom36rown
Well-Known Member
today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...
I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.
Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..
anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.
The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.
I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.
The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.
So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from Jesus fishbowling the Magical Unicorns Herbs. I jumped out of Jesus' truck, tucked, and rolled.....a successful endeavour. Now if I gallop to france to get french-dope, then just maybe i will find the holy grail that indiana jones humps. We Love to do the hustle. do, do it, but careful, for the fuzzy dice, They like to fall atop glistening tapioca pudding that sprays you with pimp juice.
The next morning, bewildered by the tiny pink elephants in my cup, I shot a poison dart across the ocean floor and accidentally hit my merman step-father (who beats me) with bamboo sticks. I guess he had a bit to much methamphetamine for breakfast today.
Getting back to the bat cave I began to take bong hits, right as the acid hit me. I felt all nervous and insatiably hungry for a more intense trip, so i took more acid. 17hits and off we went tripping again. Thats about the time I realized there was blood in my stools. so i took more mescaline tablets as i shot up some black label ketamine and totally overdosed, leading me to whip out my colt 45 and two zig zags. Just then I saw those rabbits feasting on blood sucking leaches. I put them up my bleeding anus to stop the semen from seeping.???
WTF was that? I saw a little bald green polka dotted shroom, I ate it, and ate more tuna as well. I started tripping for the last time.
Five dollar foot long subs sounded like they would involve Chippendale's dancers. So I decided to whip out four dollers and buy a rock from the moon, the dark side. The rock made a crackling, hissing sound after they eroded anally from the 5-0 searching me and my nuts.
My erection poked the fat pig in his cheek . Im a redneck on the run with bags of coke in my ass and i can't find my peace of mind and rhyme thats kinda sublime. Santeria is one large hairy beast that hates the taste of sour pussy juices flowing into his nose and out thru his mouth.
I smoked weed in church yesterday because jesus said
I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.
Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..
anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.
The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.
I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.
The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.
So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from Jesus fishbowling the Magical Unicorns Herbs. I jumped out of Jesus' truck, tucked, and rolled.....a successful endeavour. Now if I gallop to france to get french-dope, then just maybe i will find the holy grail that indiana jones humps. We Love to do the hustle. do, do it, but careful, for the fuzzy dice, They like to fall atop glistening tapioca pudding that sprays you with pimp juice.
The next morning, bewildered by the tiny pink elephants in my cup, I shot a poison dart across the ocean floor and accidentally hit my merman step-father (who beats me) with bamboo sticks. I guess he had a bit to much methamphetamine for breakfast today.
Getting back to the bat cave I began to take bong hits, right as the acid hit me. I felt all nervous and insatiably hungry for a more intense trip, so i took more acid. 17hits and off we went tripping again. Thats about the time I realized there was blood in my stools. so i took more mescaline tablets as i shot up some black label ketamine and totally overdosed, leading me to whip out my colt 45 and two zig zags. Just then I saw those rabbits feasting on blood sucking leaches. I put them up my bleeding anus to stop the semen from seeping.???
WTF was that? I saw a little bald green polka dotted shroom, I ate it, and ate more tuna as well. I started tripping for the last time.
Five dollar foot long subs sounded like they would involve Chippendale's dancers. So I decided to whip out four dollers and buy a rock from the moon, the dark side. The rock made a crackling, hissing sound after they eroded anally from the 5-0 searching me and my nuts.
My erection poked the fat pig in his cheek . Im a redneck on the run with bags of coke in my ass and i can't find my peace of mind and rhyme thats kinda sublime. Santeria is one large hairy beast that hates the taste of sour pussy juices flowing into his nose and out thru his mouth.
I smoked weed in church yesterday because jesus said
BongJuice
Well-Known Member
today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...
I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.
Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..
anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.
The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.
I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.
The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.
So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from Jesus fishbowling the Magical Unicorns Herbs. I jumped out of Jesus' truck, tucked, and rolled.....a successful endeavour. Now if I gallop to france to get french-dope, then just maybe i will find the holy grail that indiana jones humps. We Love to do the hustle. do, do it, but careful, for the fuzzy dice, They like to fall atop glistening tapioca pudding that sprays you with pimp juice.
The next morning, bewildered by the tiny pink elephants in my cup, I shot a poison dart across the ocean floor and accidentally hit my merman step-father (who beats me) with bamboo sticks. I guess he had a bit to much methamphetamine for breakfast today.
Getting back to the bat cave I began to take bong hits, right as the acid hit me. I felt all nervous and insatiably hungry for a more intense trip, so i took more acid. 17hits and off we went tripping again. Thats about the time I realized there was blood in my stools. so i took more mescaline tablets as i shot up some black label ketamine and totally overdosed, leading me to whip out my colt 45 and two zig zags. Just then I saw those rabbits feasting on blood sucking leaches. I put them up my bleeding anus to stop the semen from seeping.???
WTF was that? I saw a little bald green polka dotted shroom, I ate it, and ate more tuna as well. I started tripping for the last time.
Five dollar foot long subs sounded like they would involve Chippendale's dancers. So I decided to whip out four dollers and buy a rock from the moon, the dark side. The rock made a crackling, hissing sound after they eroded anally from the 5-0 searching me and my nuts.
My erection poked the fat pig in his cheek . Im a redneck on the run with bags of coke in my ass and i can't find my peace of mind and rhyme thats kinda sublime. Santeria is one large hairy beast that hates the taste of sour pussy juices flowing into his nose and out thru his mouth.
I smoked weed in church yesterday because jesus said it would help
I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.
Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..
anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.
The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.
I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.
The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.
So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from Jesus fishbowling the Magical Unicorns Herbs. I jumped out of Jesus' truck, tucked, and rolled.....a successful endeavour. Now if I gallop to france to get french-dope, then just maybe i will find the holy grail that indiana jones humps. We Love to do the hustle. do, do it, but careful, for the fuzzy dice, They like to fall atop glistening tapioca pudding that sprays you with pimp juice.
The next morning, bewildered by the tiny pink elephants in my cup, I shot a poison dart across the ocean floor and accidentally hit my merman step-father (who beats me) with bamboo sticks. I guess he had a bit to much methamphetamine for breakfast today.
Getting back to the bat cave I began to take bong hits, right as the acid hit me. I felt all nervous and insatiably hungry for a more intense trip, so i took more acid. 17hits and off we went tripping again. Thats about the time I realized there was blood in my stools. so i took more mescaline tablets as i shot up some black label ketamine and totally overdosed, leading me to whip out my colt 45 and two zig zags. Just then I saw those rabbits feasting on blood sucking leaches. I put them up my bleeding anus to stop the semen from seeping.???
WTF was that? I saw a little bald green polka dotted shroom, I ate it, and ate more tuna as well. I started tripping for the last time.
Five dollar foot long subs sounded like they would involve Chippendale's dancers. So I decided to whip out four dollers and buy a rock from the moon, the dark side. The rock made a crackling, hissing sound after they eroded anally from the 5-0 searching me and my nuts.
My erection poked the fat pig in his cheek . Im a redneck on the run with bags of coke in my ass and i can't find my peace of mind and rhyme thats kinda sublime. Santeria is one large hairy beast that hates the taste of sour pussy juices flowing into his nose and out thru his mouth.
I smoked weed in church yesterday because jesus said it would help
pinspot
Well-Known Member
today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...
I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.
Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..
anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.
The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.
I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.
The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.
So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from Jesus fishbowling the Magical Unicorns Herbs. I jumped out of Jesus' truck, tucked, and rolled.....a successful endeavour. Now if I gallop to france to get french-dope, then just maybe i will find the holy grail that indiana jones humps. We Love to do the hustle. do, do it, but careful, for the fuzzy dice, They like to fall atop glistening tapioca pudding that sprays you with pimp juice.
The next morning, bewildered by the tiny pink elephants in my cup, I shot a poison dart across the ocean floor and accidentally hit my merman step-father (who beats me) with bamboo sticks. I guess he had a bit to much methamphetamine for breakfast today.
Getting back to the bat cave I began to take bong hits, right as the acid hit me. I felt all nervous and insatiably hungry for a more intense trip, so i took more acid. 17hits and off we went tripping again. Thats about the time I realized there was blood in my stools. so i took more mescaline tablets as i shot up some black label ketamine and totally overdosed, leading me to whip out my colt 45 and two zig zags. Just then I saw those rabbits feasting on blood sucking leaches. I put them up my bleeding anus to stop the semen from seeping.???
WTF was that? I saw a little bald green polka dotted shroom, I ate it, and ate more tuna as well. I started tripping for the last time.
Five dollar foot long subs sounded like they would involve Chippendale's dancers. So I decided to whip out four dollers and buy a rock from the moon, the dark side. The rock made a crackling, hissing sound after they eroded anally from the 5-0 searching me and my nuts.
My erection poked the fat pig in his cheek . Im a redneck on the run with bags of coke in my ass and i can't find my peace of mind and rhyme thats kinda sublime. Santeria is one large hairy beast that hates the taste of sour pussy juices flowing into his nose and out thru his mouth.
I smoked weed in church yesterday because jesus said it would help see the light.
I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.
Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..
anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.
The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.
I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.
The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.
So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from Jesus fishbowling the Magical Unicorns Herbs. I jumped out of Jesus' truck, tucked, and rolled.....a successful endeavour. Now if I gallop to france to get french-dope, then just maybe i will find the holy grail that indiana jones humps. We Love to do the hustle. do, do it, but careful, for the fuzzy dice, They like to fall atop glistening tapioca pudding that sprays you with pimp juice.
The next morning, bewildered by the tiny pink elephants in my cup, I shot a poison dart across the ocean floor and accidentally hit my merman step-father (who beats me) with bamboo sticks. I guess he had a bit to much methamphetamine for breakfast today.
Getting back to the bat cave I began to take bong hits, right as the acid hit me. I felt all nervous and insatiably hungry for a more intense trip, so i took more acid. 17hits and off we went tripping again. Thats about the time I realized there was blood in my stools. so i took more mescaline tablets as i shot up some black label ketamine and totally overdosed, leading me to whip out my colt 45 and two zig zags. Just then I saw those rabbits feasting on blood sucking leaches. I put them up my bleeding anus to stop the semen from seeping.???
WTF was that? I saw a little bald green polka dotted shroom, I ate it, and ate more tuna as well. I started tripping for the last time.
Five dollar foot long subs sounded like they would involve Chippendale's dancers. So I decided to whip out four dollers and buy a rock from the moon, the dark side. The rock made a crackling, hissing sound after they eroded anally from the 5-0 searching me and my nuts.
My erection poked the fat pig in his cheek . Im a redneck on the run with bags of coke in my ass and i can't find my peace of mind and rhyme thats kinda sublime. Santeria is one large hairy beast that hates the taste of sour pussy juices flowing into his nose and out thru his mouth.
I smoked weed in church yesterday because jesus said it would help see the light.
orangefrog
Well-Known Member
today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...
I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.
Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..
anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.
The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.
I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.
The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.
So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from Jesus fishbowling the Magical Unicorns Herbs. I jumped out of Jesus' truck, tucked, and rolled.....a successful endeavour. Now if I gallop to france to get french-dope, then just maybe i will find the holy grail that indiana jones humps. We Love to do the hustle. do, do it, but careful, for the fuzzy dice, They like to fall atop glistening tapioca pudding that sprays you with pimp juice.
The next morning, bewildered by the tiny pink elephants in my cup, I shot a poison dart across the ocean floor and accidentally hit my merman step-father (who beats me) with bamboo sticks. I guess he had a bit to much methamphetamine for breakfast today.
Getting back to the bat cave I began to take bong hits, right as the acid hit me. I felt all nervous and insatiably hungry for a more intense trip, so i took more acid. 17hits and off we went tripping again. Thats about the time I realized there was blood in my stools. so i took more mescaline tablets as i shot up some black label ketamine and totally overdosed, leading me to whip out my colt 45 and two zig zags. Just then I saw those rabbits feasting on blood sucking leaches. I put them up my bleeding anus to stop the semen from seeping.???
WTF was that? I saw a little bald green polka dotted shroom, I ate it, and ate more tuna as well. I started tripping for the last time.
Five dollar foot long subs sounded like they would involve Chippendale's dancers. So I decided to whip out four dollers and buy a rock from the moon, the dark side. The rock made a crackling, hissing sound after they eroded anally from the 5-0 searching me and my nuts.
My erection poked the fat pig in his cheek . Im a redneck on the run with bags of coke in my ass and i can't find my peace of mind and rhyme thats kinda sublime. Santeria is one large hairy beast that hates the taste of sour pussy juices flowing into his nose and out thru his mouth.
I smoked weed in church yesterday because jesus said it would help see the light. Smoked another blunt
I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.
Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..
anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.
The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.
I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.
The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.
So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from Jesus fishbowling the Magical Unicorns Herbs. I jumped out of Jesus' truck, tucked, and rolled.....a successful endeavour. Now if I gallop to france to get french-dope, then just maybe i will find the holy grail that indiana jones humps. We Love to do the hustle. do, do it, but careful, for the fuzzy dice, They like to fall atop glistening tapioca pudding that sprays you with pimp juice.
The next morning, bewildered by the tiny pink elephants in my cup, I shot a poison dart across the ocean floor and accidentally hit my merman step-father (who beats me) with bamboo sticks. I guess he had a bit to much methamphetamine for breakfast today.
Getting back to the bat cave I began to take bong hits, right as the acid hit me. I felt all nervous and insatiably hungry for a more intense trip, so i took more acid. 17hits and off we went tripping again. Thats about the time I realized there was blood in my stools. so i took more mescaline tablets as i shot up some black label ketamine and totally overdosed, leading me to whip out my colt 45 and two zig zags. Just then I saw those rabbits feasting on blood sucking leaches. I put them up my bleeding anus to stop the semen from seeping.???
WTF was that? I saw a little bald green polka dotted shroom, I ate it, and ate more tuna as well. I started tripping for the last time.
Five dollar foot long subs sounded like they would involve Chippendale's dancers. So I decided to whip out four dollers and buy a rock from the moon, the dark side. The rock made a crackling, hissing sound after they eroded anally from the 5-0 searching me and my nuts.
My erection poked the fat pig in his cheek . Im a redneck on the run with bags of coke in my ass and i can't find my peace of mind and rhyme thats kinda sublime. Santeria is one large hairy beast that hates the taste of sour pussy juices flowing into his nose and out thru his mouth.
I smoked weed in church yesterday because jesus said it would help see the light. Smoked another blunt
towelie...
Well-Known Member
today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...
I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.
Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..
anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.
The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.
I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.
The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.
So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from Jesus fishbowling the Magical Unicorns Herbs. I jumped out of Jesus' truck, tucked, and rolled.....a successful endeavour. Now if I gallop to france to get french-dope, then just maybe i will find the holy grail that indiana jones humps. We Love to do the hustle. do, do it, but careful, for the fuzzy dice, They like to fall atop glistening tapioca pudding that sprays you with pimp juice.
The next morning, bewildered by the tiny pink elephants in my cup, I shot a poison dart across the ocean floor and accidentally hit my merman step-father (who beats me) with bamboo sticks. I guess he had a bit to much methamphetamine for breakfast today.
Getting back to the bat cave I began to take bong hits, right as the acid hit me. I felt all nervous and insatiably hungry for a more intense trip, so i took more acid. 17hits and off we went tripping again. Thats about the time I realized there was blood in my stools. so i took more mescaline tablets as i shot up some black label ketamine and totally overdosed, leading me to whip out my colt 45 and two zig zags. Just then I saw those rabbits feasting on blood sucking leaches. I put them up my bleeding anus to stop the semen from seeping.???
WTF was that? I saw a little bald green polka dotted shroom, I ate it, and ate more tuna as well. I started tripping for the last time.
Five dollar foot long subs sounded like they would involve Chippendale's dancers. So I decided to whip out four dollers and buy a rock from the moon, the dark side. The rock made a crackling, hissing sound after they eroded anally from the 5-0 searching me and my nuts.
My erection poked the fat pig in his cheek . Im a redneck on the run with bags of coke in my ass and i can't find my peace of mind and rhyme thats kinda sublime. Santeria is one large hairy beast that hates the taste of sour pussy juices flowing into his nose and out thru his mouth.
I smoked weed in church yesterday because jesus said it would help see the light. Smoked another blunt and another blunt
I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.
Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..
anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.
The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.
I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.
The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.
So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from Jesus fishbowling the Magical Unicorns Herbs. I jumped out of Jesus' truck, tucked, and rolled.....a successful endeavour. Now if I gallop to france to get french-dope, then just maybe i will find the holy grail that indiana jones humps. We Love to do the hustle. do, do it, but careful, for the fuzzy dice, They like to fall atop glistening tapioca pudding that sprays you with pimp juice.
The next morning, bewildered by the tiny pink elephants in my cup, I shot a poison dart across the ocean floor and accidentally hit my merman step-father (who beats me) with bamboo sticks. I guess he had a bit to much methamphetamine for breakfast today.
Getting back to the bat cave I began to take bong hits, right as the acid hit me. I felt all nervous and insatiably hungry for a more intense trip, so i took more acid. 17hits and off we went tripping again. Thats about the time I realized there was blood in my stools. so i took more mescaline tablets as i shot up some black label ketamine and totally overdosed, leading me to whip out my colt 45 and two zig zags. Just then I saw those rabbits feasting on blood sucking leaches. I put them up my bleeding anus to stop the semen from seeping.???
WTF was that? I saw a little bald green polka dotted shroom, I ate it, and ate more tuna as well. I started tripping for the last time.
Five dollar foot long subs sounded like they would involve Chippendale's dancers. So I decided to whip out four dollers and buy a rock from the moon, the dark side. The rock made a crackling, hissing sound after they eroded anally from the 5-0 searching me and my nuts.
My erection poked the fat pig in his cheek . Im a redneck on the run with bags of coke in my ass and i can't find my peace of mind and rhyme thats kinda sublime. Santeria is one large hairy beast that hates the taste of sour pussy juices flowing into his nose and out thru his mouth.
I smoked weed in church yesterday because jesus said it would help see the light. Smoked another blunt and another blunt
Bob Marley Chiefs
New Member
today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...
I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.
Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..
anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.
The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.
I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.
The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.
So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from Jesus fishbowling the Magical Unicorns Herbs. I jumped out of Jesus' truck, tucked, and rolled.....a successful endeavour. Now if I gallop to france to get french-dope, then just maybe i will find the holy grail that indiana jones humps. We Love to do the hustle. do, do it, but careful, for the fuzzy dice, They like to fall atop glistening tapioca pudding that sprays you with pimp juice.
The next morning, bewildered by the tiny pink elephants in my cup, I shot a poison dart across the ocean floor and accidentally hit my merman step-father (who beats me) with bamboo sticks. I guess he had a bit to much methamphetamine for breakfast today.
Getting back to the bat cave I began to take bong hits, right as the acid hit me. I felt all nervous and insatiably hungry for a more intense trip, so i took more acid. 17hits and off we went tripping again. Thats about the time I realized there was blood in my stools. so i took more mescaline tablets as i shot up some black label ketamine and totally overdosed, leading me to whip out my colt 45 and two zig zags. Just then I saw those rabbits feasting on blood sucking leaches. I put them up my bleeding anus to stop the semen from seeping.???
WTF was that? I saw a little bald green polka dotted shroom, I ate it, and ate more tuna as well. I started tripping for the last time.
Five dollar foot long subs sounded like they would involve Chippendale's dancers. So I decided to whip out four dollers and buy a rock from the moon, the dark side. The rock made a crackling, hissing sound after they eroded anally from the 5-0 searching me and my nuts.
My erection poked the fat pig in his cheek . Im a redneck on the run with bags of coke in my ass and i can't find my peace of mind and rhyme thats kinda sublime. Santeria is one large hairy beast that hates the taste of sour pussy juices flowing into his nose and out thru his mouth.
I smoked weed in church yesterday because jesus said it would help see the light. Smoked another blunt and another blunt, and then a
I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.
Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..
anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.
The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.
I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.
The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.
So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from Jesus fishbowling the Magical Unicorns Herbs. I jumped out of Jesus' truck, tucked, and rolled.....a successful endeavour. Now if I gallop to france to get french-dope, then just maybe i will find the holy grail that indiana jones humps. We Love to do the hustle. do, do it, but careful, for the fuzzy dice, They like to fall atop glistening tapioca pudding that sprays you with pimp juice.
The next morning, bewildered by the tiny pink elephants in my cup, I shot a poison dart across the ocean floor and accidentally hit my merman step-father (who beats me) with bamboo sticks. I guess he had a bit to much methamphetamine for breakfast today.
Getting back to the bat cave I began to take bong hits, right as the acid hit me. I felt all nervous and insatiably hungry for a more intense trip, so i took more acid. 17hits and off we went tripping again. Thats about the time I realized there was blood in my stools. so i took more mescaline tablets as i shot up some black label ketamine and totally overdosed, leading me to whip out my colt 45 and two zig zags. Just then I saw those rabbits feasting on blood sucking leaches. I put them up my bleeding anus to stop the semen from seeping.???
WTF was that? I saw a little bald green polka dotted shroom, I ate it, and ate more tuna as well. I started tripping for the last time.
Five dollar foot long subs sounded like they would involve Chippendale's dancers. So I decided to whip out four dollers and buy a rock from the moon, the dark side. The rock made a crackling, hissing sound after they eroded anally from the 5-0 searching me and my nuts.
My erection poked the fat pig in his cheek . Im a redneck on the run with bags of coke in my ass and i can't find my peace of mind and rhyme thats kinda sublime. Santeria is one large hairy beast that hates the taste of sour pussy juices flowing into his nose and out thru his mouth.
I smoked weed in church yesterday because jesus said it would help see the light. Smoked another blunt and another blunt, and then a
pinspot
Well-Known Member
today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...
I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.
Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..
anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.
The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.
I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.
The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.
So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from Jesus fishbowling the Magical Unicorns Herbs. I jumped out of Jesus' truck, tucked, and rolled.....a successful endeavour. Now if I gallop to france to get french-dope, then just maybe i will find the holy grail that indiana jones humps. We Love to do the hustle. do, do it, but careful, for the fuzzy dice, They like to fall atop glistening tapioca pudding that sprays you with pimp juice.
The next morning, bewildered by the tiny pink elephants in my cup, I shot a poison dart across the ocean floor and accidentally hit my merman step-father (who beats me) with bamboo sticks. I guess he had a bit to much methamphetamine for breakfast today.
Getting back to the bat cave I began to take bong hits, right as the acid hit me. I felt all nervous and insatiably hungry for a more intense trip, so i took more acid. 17hits and off we went tripping again. Thats about the time I realized there was blood in my stools. so i took more mescaline tablets as i shot up some black label ketamine and totally overdosed, leading me to whip out my colt 45 and two zig zags. Just then I saw those rabbits feasting on blood sucking leaches. I put them up my bleeding anus to stop the semen from seeping.???
WTF was that? I saw a little bald green polka dotted shroom, I ate it, and ate more tuna as well. I started tripping for the last time.
Five dollar foot long subs sounded like they would involve Chippendale's dancers. So I decided to whip out four dollers and buy a rock from the moon, the dark side. The rock made a crackling, hissing sound after they eroded anally from the 5-0 searching me and my nuts.
My erection poked the fat pig in his cheek . Im a redneck on the run with bags of coke in my ass and i can't find my peace of mind and rhyme thats kinda sublime. Santeria is one large hairy beast that hates the taste of sour pussy juices flowing into his nose and out thru his mouth.
I smoked weed in church yesterday because jesus said it would help see the light. Smoked another blunt and another blunt, and then a little red headed
I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.
Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..
anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.
The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.
I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.
The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.
So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from Jesus fishbowling the Magical Unicorns Herbs. I jumped out of Jesus' truck, tucked, and rolled.....a successful endeavour. Now if I gallop to france to get french-dope, then just maybe i will find the holy grail that indiana jones humps. We Love to do the hustle. do, do it, but careful, for the fuzzy dice, They like to fall atop glistening tapioca pudding that sprays you with pimp juice.
The next morning, bewildered by the tiny pink elephants in my cup, I shot a poison dart across the ocean floor and accidentally hit my merman step-father (who beats me) with bamboo sticks. I guess he had a bit to much methamphetamine for breakfast today.
Getting back to the bat cave I began to take bong hits, right as the acid hit me. I felt all nervous and insatiably hungry for a more intense trip, so i took more acid. 17hits and off we went tripping again. Thats about the time I realized there was blood in my stools. so i took more mescaline tablets as i shot up some black label ketamine and totally overdosed, leading me to whip out my colt 45 and two zig zags. Just then I saw those rabbits feasting on blood sucking leaches. I put them up my bleeding anus to stop the semen from seeping.???
WTF was that? I saw a little bald green polka dotted shroom, I ate it, and ate more tuna as well. I started tripping for the last time.
Five dollar foot long subs sounded like they would involve Chippendale's dancers. So I decided to whip out four dollers and buy a rock from the moon, the dark side. The rock made a crackling, hissing sound after they eroded anally from the 5-0 searching me and my nuts.
My erection poked the fat pig in his cheek . Im a redneck on the run with bags of coke in my ass and i can't find my peace of mind and rhyme thats kinda sublime. Santeria is one large hairy beast that hates the taste of sour pussy juices flowing into his nose and out thru his mouth.
I smoked weed in church yesterday because jesus said it would help see the light. Smoked another blunt and another blunt, and then a little red headed
drasman123
Member
today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...
I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.
Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..
anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.
The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.
I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.
The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.
So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from Jesus fishbowling the Magical Unicorns Herbs. I jumped out of Jesus' truck, tucked, and rolled.....a successful endeavour. Now if I gallop to france to get french-dope, then just maybe i will find the holy grail that indiana jones humps. We Love to do the hustle. do, do it, but careful, for the fuzzy dice, They like to fall atop glistening tapioca pudding that sprays you with pimp juice.
The next morning, bewildered by the tiny pink elephants in my cup, I shot a poison dart across the ocean floor and accidentally hit my merman step-father (who beats me) with bamboo sticks. I guess he had a bit to much methamphetamine for breakfast today.
Getting back to the bat cave I began to take bong hits, right as the acid hit me. I felt all nervous and insatiably hungry for a more intense trip, so i took more acid. 17hits and off we went tripping again. Thats about the time I realized there was blood in my stools. so i took more mescaline tablets as i shot up some black label ketamine and totally overdosed, leading me to whip out my colt 45 and two zig zags. Just then I saw those rabbits feasting on blood sucking leaches. I put them up my bleeding anus to stop the semen from seeping.???
WTF was that? I saw a little bald green polka dotted shroom, I ate it, and ate more tuna as well. I started tripping for the last time.
Five dollar foot long subs sounded like they would involve Chippendale's dancers. So I decided to whip out four dollers and buy a rock from the moon, the dark side. The rock made a crackling, hissing sound after they eroded anally from the 5-0 searching me and my nuts.
My erection poked the fat pig in his cheek . Im a redneck on the run with bags of coke in my ass and i can't find my peace of mind and rhyme thats kinda sublime. Santeria is one large hairy beast that hates the taste of sour pussy juices flowing into his nose and out thru his mouth.
I smoked weed in church yesterday because jesus said it would help see the light. Smoked another blunt and another blunt, and then a little red headed and red crotched.
I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.
Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..
anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.
The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.
I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.
The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.
So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from Jesus fishbowling the Magical Unicorns Herbs. I jumped out of Jesus' truck, tucked, and rolled.....a successful endeavour. Now if I gallop to france to get french-dope, then just maybe i will find the holy grail that indiana jones humps. We Love to do the hustle. do, do it, but careful, for the fuzzy dice, They like to fall atop glistening tapioca pudding that sprays you with pimp juice.
The next morning, bewildered by the tiny pink elephants in my cup, I shot a poison dart across the ocean floor and accidentally hit my merman step-father (who beats me) with bamboo sticks. I guess he had a bit to much methamphetamine for breakfast today.
Getting back to the bat cave I began to take bong hits, right as the acid hit me. I felt all nervous and insatiably hungry for a more intense trip, so i took more acid. 17hits and off we went tripping again. Thats about the time I realized there was blood in my stools. so i took more mescaline tablets as i shot up some black label ketamine and totally overdosed, leading me to whip out my colt 45 and two zig zags. Just then I saw those rabbits feasting on blood sucking leaches. I put them up my bleeding anus to stop the semen from seeping.???
WTF was that? I saw a little bald green polka dotted shroom, I ate it, and ate more tuna as well. I started tripping for the last time.
Five dollar foot long subs sounded like they would involve Chippendale's dancers. So I decided to whip out four dollers and buy a rock from the moon, the dark side. The rock made a crackling, hissing sound after they eroded anally from the 5-0 searching me and my nuts.
My erection poked the fat pig in his cheek . Im a redneck on the run with bags of coke in my ass and i can't find my peace of mind and rhyme thats kinda sublime. Santeria is one large hairy beast that hates the taste of sour pussy juices flowing into his nose and out thru his mouth.
I smoked weed in church yesterday because jesus said it would help see the light. Smoked another blunt and another blunt, and then a little red headed and red crotched.