add 3 words to these words, to make a story..

Today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...

I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.

Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..

anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.

The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.

I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.

The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.

So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from Jesus fishbowling the Magical Unicorns Herbs. I jumped out of Jesus' truck, tucked, and rolled.....a successful endeavour. Now if I gallop to france to get french-dope, then just maybe i will find the holy grail that indiana jones humps. We Love to do the hustle. do, do it, but careful, for the fuzzy dice, They like to fall atop glistening tapioca pudding that sprays you with pimp juice.

The next morning, bewildered by the tiny pink elephants in my cup, I shot a poison dart across the ocean floor and accidentally hit my merman step-father (who beats me) with bamboo sticks. I guess he had a bit to much methamphetamine for breakfast today.

Getting back to the bat cave I began to take bong hits, right as the acid hit me. I felt all nervous and insatiably hungry for a more intense trip, so i took more acid. 17hits and off we went tripping again. Thats about the time I realized there was blood in my stools. so i took more mescaline tablets as i shot up some black label ketamine and totally overdosed, leading me to whip out my colt 45 and two zig zags. Just then I saw those rabbits feasting on blood sucking leaches. I put them up my bleeding anus to stop the semen from seeping.???

WTF was that? I saw a little bald green polka dotted shroom, I ate it, and ate more tuna as well. I started tripping for the last time.

Five dollar foot long subs sounded like they would involve Chippendale's dancers. So I decided to whip out four dollers and buy a rock from the moon, the dark side. The rock made a crackling, hissing sound after they eroded anally from the 5-0 searching me and my nuts.

My erection poked the fat pig in his cheek . Im a redneck on the run with bags of coke in my ass and i can't find my peace of mind and rhyme thats kinda sublime. Santeria is one large hairy beast that hates the taste of sour pussy juices flowing into his nose and out thru his mouth.

I smoked weed in church yesterday because jesus said it would help see the light. Smoked another blunt and another blunt, and then a little red headed and red crotched transvestite sucked my last blunt down because I wouldn't share my cheetoes. So I grabbed a handful of some mid grade Canadian crap weed and packed it under sweaty boobs to cure it. An hour later, to my dismay, the weed was dipped in pcp and I said holy fucken shit, where am I.

I got wasted and started singing to my penis

Today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...

I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.

Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..

anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.

The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.

I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.

The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.

So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from Jesus fishbowling the Magical Unicorns Herbs. I jumped out of Jesus' truck, tucked, and rolled.....a successful endeavour. Now if I gallop to france to get french-dope, then just maybe i will find the holy grail that indiana jones humps. We Love to do the hustle. do, do it, but careful, for the fuzzy dice, They like to fall atop glistening tapioca pudding that sprays you with pimp juice.

The next morning, bewildered by the tiny pink elephants in my cup, I shot a poison dart across the ocean floor and accidentally hit my merman step-father (who beats me) with bamboo sticks. I guess he had a bit to much methamphetamine for breakfast today.

Getting back to the bat cave I began to take bong hits, right as the acid hit me. I felt all nervous and insatiably hungry for a more intense trip, so i took more acid. 17hits and off we went tripping again. Thats about the time I realized there was blood in my stools. so i took more mescaline tablets as i shot up some black label ketamine and totally overdosed, leading me to whip out my colt 45 and two zig zags. Just then I saw those rabbits feasting on blood sucking leaches. I put them up my bleeding anus to stop the semen from seeping.???

WTF was that? I saw a little bald green polka dotted shroom, I ate it, and ate more tuna as well. I started tripping for the last time.

Five dollar foot long subs sounded like they would involve Chippendale's dancers. So I decided to whip out four dollers and buy a rock from the moon, the dark side. The rock made a crackling, hissing sound after they eroded anally from the 5-0 searching me and my nuts.

My erection poked the fat pig in his cheek . Im a redneck on the run with bags of coke in my ass and i can't find my peace of mind and rhyme thats kinda sublime. Santeria is one large hairy beast that hates the taste of sour pussy juices flowing into his nose and out thru his mouth.

I smoked weed in church yesterday because jesus said it would help see the light. Smoked another blunt and another blunt, and then a little red headed and red crotched transvestite sucked my last blunt down because I wouldn't share my cheetoes. So I grabbed a handful of some mid grade Canadian crap weed and packed it under sweaty boobs to cure it. An hour later, to my dismay, the weed was dipped in pcp and I said holy fucken shit, where am I.

I got wasted and started singing, "just beat it"

Tryingtomastrkush said:

I got wasted and started singing, "just beat it"

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WTF are you trying to do?

WTF are you talking about. If you weren't aware that is part of a song......It kind of went along with the story......If someone is singing you usually put it in quotes.....

Tryingtomastrkush said:

WTF are you talking about. If you weren't aware that is part of a song......It kind of went along with the story......If someone is singing you usually put it in quotes.....

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Your a fucken asshole.

You're right that was childish of me, I apologize

What did you mean by your first question?

Tryingtomastrkush said:

You're right that was childish of me, I apologize

What did you mean by your first question?

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No need to apologize man. Your response to the story was actually funny and appropriate. This story has been going for quite a wile now, and it seems that every once and awhile someone trys to turn the story into a immature pornographic cartoon and ruin the fun of it. So I will continue with your response rather than the one from bongjuice.

Today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...

I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.

Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..

anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.

The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.

I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.

The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.

So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from Jesus fishbowling the Magical Unicorns Herbs. I jumped out of Jesus' truck, tucked, and rolled.....a successful endeavour. Now if I gallop to france to get french-dope, then just maybe i will find the holy grail that indiana jones humps. We Love to do the hustle. do, do it, but careful, for the fuzzy dice, They like to fall atop glistening tapioca pudding that sprays you with pimp juice.

The next morning, bewildered by the tiny pink elephants in my cup, I shot a poison dart across the ocean floor and accidentally hit my merman step-father (who beats me) with bamboo sticks. I guess he had a bit to much methamphetamine for breakfast today.

Getting back to the bat cave I began to take bong hits, right as the acid hit me. I felt all nervous and insatiably hungry for a more intense trip, so i took more acid. 17hits and off we went tripping again. Thats about the time I realized there was blood in my stools. so i took more mescaline tablets as i shot up some black label ketamine and totally overdosed, leading me to whip out my colt 45 and two zig zags. Just then I saw those rabbits feasting on blood sucking leaches. I put them up my bleeding anus to stop the semen from seeping.???

WTF was that? I saw a little bald green polka dotted shroom, I ate it, and ate more tuna as well. I started tripping for the last time.

Five dollar foot long subs sounded like they would involve Chippendale's dancers. So I decided to whip out four dollers and buy a rock from the moon, the dark side. The rock made a crackling, hissing sound after they eroded anally from the 5-0 searching me and my nuts.

My erection poked the fat pig in his cheek . Im a redneck on the run with bags of coke in my ass and i can't find my peace of mind and rhyme thats kinda sublime. Santeria is one large hairy beast that hates the taste of sour pussy juices flowing into his nose and out thru his mouth.

I smoked weed in church yesterday because jesus said it would help see the light. Smoked another blunt and another blunt, and then a little red headed and red crotched transvestite sucked my last blunt down because I wouldn't share my cheetoes. So I grabbed a handful of some mid grade Canadian crap weed and packed it under sweaty boobs to cure it. An hour later, to my dismay, the weed was dipped in pcp and I said holy fucken shit, where am I.

I got wasted and started singing, "just beat it". Fifteen minutes later

Today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...

I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.

Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..

anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.

The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.

I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.

The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.

So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from Jesus fishbowling the Magical Unicorns Herbs. I jumped out of Jesus' truck, tucked, and rolled.....a successful endeavour. Now if I gallop to france to get french-dope, then just maybe i will find the holy grail that indiana jones humps. We Love to do the hustle. do, do it, but careful, for the fuzzy dice, They like to fall atop glistening tapioca pudding that sprays you with pimp juice.

The next morning, bewildered by the tiny pink elephants in my cup, I shot a poison dart across the ocean floor and accidentally hit my merman step-father (who beats me) with bamboo sticks. I guess he had a bit to much methamphetamine for breakfast today.

Getting back to the bat cave I began to take bong hits, right as the acid hit me. I felt all nervous and insatiably hungry for a more intense trip, so i took more acid. 17hits and off we went tripping again. Thats about the time I realized there was blood in my stools. so i took more mescaline tablets as i shot up some black label ketamine and totally overdosed, leading me to whip out my colt 45 and two zig zags. Just then I saw those rabbits feasting on blood sucking leaches. I put them up my bleeding anus to stop the semen from seeping.???

WTF was that? I saw a little bald green polka dotted shroom, I ate it, and ate more tuna as well. I started tripping for the last time.

Five dollar foot long subs sounded like they would involve Chippendale's dancers. So I decided to whip out four dollers and buy a rock from the moon, the dark side. The rock made a crackling, hissing sound after they eroded anally from the 5-0 searching me and my nuts.

My erection poked the fat pig in his cheek . Im a redneck on the run with bags of coke in my ass and i can't find my peace of mind and rhyme thats kinda sublime. Santeria is one large hairy beast that hates the taste of sour pussy juices flowing into his nose and out thru his mouth.

I smoked weed in church yesterday because jesus said it would help see the light. Smoked another blunt and another blunt, and then a little red headed and red crotched transvestite sucked my last blunt down because I wouldn't share my cheetoes. So I grabbed a handful of some mid grade Canadian crap weed and packed it under sweaty boobs to cure it. An hour later, to my dismay, the weed was dipped in pcp and I said holy fucken shit, where am I.

I got wasted and started singing, "just beat it". Fifteen minutes later i went into

Today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...

I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.

Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..

anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.

The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.

I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.

The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.

So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from Jesus fishbowling the Magical Unicorns Herbs. I jumped out of Jesus' truck, tucked, and rolled.....a successful endeavour. Now if I gallop to france to get french-dope, then just maybe i will find the holy grail that indiana jones humps. We Love to do the hustle. do, do it, but careful, for the fuzzy dice, They like to fall atop glistening tapioca pudding that sprays you with pimp juice.

The next morning, bewildered by the tiny pink elephants in my cup, I shot a poison dart across the ocean floor and accidentally hit my merman step-father (who beats me) with bamboo sticks. I guess he had a bit to much methamphetamine for breakfast today.

Getting back to the bat cave I began to take bong hits, right as the acid hit me. I felt all nervous and insatiably hungry for a more intense trip, so i took more acid. 17hits and off we went tripping again. Thats about the time I realized there was blood in my stools. so i took more mescaline tablets as i shot up some black label ketamine and totally overdosed, leading me to whip out my colt 45 and two zig zags. Just then I saw those rabbits feasting on blood sucking leaches. I put them up my bleeding anus to stop the semen from seeping.???

WTF was that? I saw a little bald green polka dotted shroom, I ate it, and ate more tuna as well. I started tripping for the last time.

Five dollar foot long subs sounded like they would involve Chippendale's dancers. So I decided to whip out four dollers and buy a rock from the moon, the dark side. The rock made a crackling, hissing sound after they eroded anally from the 5-0 searching me and my nuts.

My erection poked the fat pig in his cheek . Im a redneck on the run with bags of coke in my ass and i can't find my peace of mind and rhyme thats kinda sublime. Santeria is one large hairy beast that hates the taste of sour pussy juices flowing into his nose and out thru his mouth.

I smoked weed in church yesterday because jesus said it would help see the light. Smoked another blunt and another blunt, and then a little red headed and red crotched transvestite sucked my last blunt down because I wouldn't share my cheetoes. So I grabbed a handful of some mid grade Canadian crap weed and packed it under sweaty boobs to cure it. An hour later, to my dismay, the weed was dipped in pcp and I said holy fucken shit, where am I.

I got wasted and started singing, "just beat it". Fifteen minutes later i went into an amazing high

Today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...

I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.

Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..

anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.

The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.

I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.

The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.

So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from Jesus fishbowling the Magical Unicorns Herbs. I jumped out of Jesus' truck, tucked, and rolled.....a successful endeavour. Now if I gallop to france to get french-dope, then just maybe i will find the holy grail that indiana jones humps. We Love to do the hustle. do, do it, but careful, for the fuzzy dice, They like to fall atop glistening tapioca pudding that sprays you with pimp juice.

The next morning, bewildered by the tiny pink elephants in my cup, I shot a poison dart across the ocean floor and accidentally hit my merman step-father (who beats me) with bamboo sticks. I guess he had a bit to much methamphetamine for breakfast today.

Getting back to the bat cave I began to take bong hits, right as the acid hit me. I felt all nervous and insatiably hungry for a more intense trip, so i took more acid. 17hits and off we went tripping again. Thats about the time I realized there was blood in my stools. so i took more mescaline tablets as i shot up some black label ketamine and totally overdosed, leading me to whip out my colt 45 and two zig zags. Just then I saw those rabbits feasting on blood sucking leaches. I put them up my bleeding anus to stop the semen from seeping.???

WTF was that? I saw a little bald green polka dotted shroom, I ate it, and ate more tuna as well. I started tripping for the last time.

Five dollar foot long subs sounded like they would involve Chippendale's dancers. So I decided to whip out four dollers and buy a rock from the moon, the dark side. The rock made a crackling, hissing sound after they eroded anally from the 5-0 searching me and my nuts.

My erection poked the fat pig in his cheek . Im a redneck on the run with bags of coke in my ass and i can't find my peace of mind and rhyme thats kinda sublime. Santeria is one large hairy beast that hates the taste of sour pussy juices flowing into his nose and out thru his mouth.

I smoked weed in church yesterday because jesus said it would help see the light. Smoked another blunt and another blunt, and then a little red headed and red crotched transvestite sucked my last blunt down because I wouldn't share my cheetoes. So I grabbed a handful of some mid grade Canadian crap weed and packed it under sweaty boobs to cure it. An hour later, to my dismay, the weed was dipped in pcp and I said holy fucken shit, where am I.

I got wasted and started singing, "just beat it". Fifteen minutes later i went into an amazing high...

didnt finish story

way to bump a dead thread

Today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...

I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.

Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..

anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.

The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.

I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.

The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.

So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from Jesus fishbowling the Magical Unicorns Herbs. I jumped out of Jesus' truck, tucked, and rolled.....a successful endeavour. Now if I gallop to france to get french-dope, then just maybe i will find the holy grail that indiana jones humps. We Love to do the hustle. do, do it, but careful, for the fuzzy dice, They like to fall atop glistening tapioca pudding that sprays you with pimp juice.

The next morning, bewildered by the tiny pink elephants in my cup, I shot a poison dart across the ocean floor and accidentally hit my merman step-father (who beats me) with bamboo sticks. I guess he had a bit to much methamphetamine for breakfast today.

Getting back to the bat cave I began to take bong hits, right as the acid hit me. I felt all nervous and insatiably hungry for a more intense trip, so i took more acid. 17hits and off we went tripping again. Thats about the time I realized there was blood in my stools. so i took more mescaline tablets as i shot up some black label ketamine and totally overdosed, leading me to whip out my colt 45 and two zig zags. Just then I saw those rabbits feasting on blood sucking leaches. I put them up my bleeding anus to stop the semen from seeping.???

WTF was that? I saw a little bald green polka dotted shroom, I ate it, and ate more tuna as well. I started tripping for the last time.

Five dollar foot long subs sounded like they would involve Chippendale's dancers. So I decided to whip out four dollers and buy a rock from the moon, the dark side. The rock made a crackling, hissing sound after they eroded anally from the 5-0 searching me and my nuts.

My erection poked the fat pig in his cheek . Im a redneck on the run with bags of coke in my ass and i can't find my peace of mind and rhyme thats kinda sublime. Santeria is one large hairy beast that hates the taste of sour pussy juices flowing into his nose and out thru his mouth.

I smoked weed in church yesterday because jesus said it would help see the light. Smoked another blunt and another blunt, and then a little red headed and red crotched transvestite sucked my last blunt down because I wouldn't share my cheetoes. So I grabbed a handful of some mid grade Canadian crap weed and packed it under sweaty boobs to cure it. An hour later, to my dismay, the weed was dipped in pcp and I said holy fucken shit, where am I.

I got wasted and started singing, "just beat it". Fifteen minutes later i went into an amazing high...

didnt finish story Then got tacobell

Today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...

I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.

Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..

anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.

The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.

I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.

The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.

So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from Jesus fishbowling the Magical Unicorns Herbs. I jumped out of Jesus' truck, tucked, and rolled.....a successful endeavour. Now if I gallop to france to get french-dope, then just maybe i will find the holy grail that indiana jones humps. We Love to do the hustle. do, do it, but careful, for the fuzzy dice, They like to fall atop glistening tapioca pudding that sprays you with pimp juice.

The next morning, bewildered by the tiny pink elephants in my cup, I shot a poison dart across the ocean floor and accidentally hit my merman step-father (who beats me) with bamboo sticks. I guess he had a bit to much methamphetamine for breakfast today.

Getting back to the bat cave I began to take bong hits, right as the acid hit me. I felt all nervous and insatiably hungry for a more intense trip, so i took more acid. 17hits and off we went tripping again. Thats about the time I realized there was blood in my stools. so i took more mescaline tablets as i shot up some black label ketamine and totally overdosed, leading me to whip out my colt 45 and two zig zags. Just then I saw those rabbits feasting on blood sucking leaches. I put them up my bleeding anus to stop the semen from seeping.???

WTF was that? I saw a little bald green polka dotted shroom, I ate it, and ate more tuna as well. I started tripping for the last time.

Five dollar foot long subs sounded like they would involve Chippendale's dancers. So I decided to whip out four dollers and buy a rock from the moon, the dark side. The rock made a crackling, hissing sound after they eroded anally from the 5-0 searching me and my nuts.

My erection poked the fat pig in his cheek . Im a redneck on the run with bags of coke in my ass and i can't find my peace of mind and rhyme thats kinda sublime. Santeria is one large hairy beast that hates the taste of sour pussy juices flowing into his nose and out thru his mouth.

I smoked weed in church yesterday because jesus said it would help see the light. Smoked another blunt and another blunt, and then a little red headed and red crotched transvestite sucked my last blunt down because I wouldn't share my cheetoes. So I grabbed a handful of some mid grade Canadian crap weed and packed it under sweaty boobs to cure it. An hour later, to my dismay, the weed was dipped in pcp and I said holy fucken shit, where am I.

I got wasted and started singing, "just beat it". Fifteen minutes later i went into an amazing high...

didnt finish story Then got tacobell and took a

sorry but i have to BUMP this thread is Awesome and funny!

Today I was walking down to the local MJ dispensary to pick up an ounce and a half of this funky purple stuff that has the potential to be very potent and powerful. Then I realized I was allergic to cat hair and purple weed. I couldn't screw my wife anymore so i got high and took her to the woods. Then I opened a bottle of viagra and whipped it out and fucked everything but the cat.But the dog and the rabbits looked really scared...

I'm not alergic to rabbit pussy, tuna fish though is different story. Once you're past the smell (If possible) eat all you want.

Later we went skydiving but I couldn't find my stash! Oh my, where the fuck did it go? It appeared finally under my left nipple ring piercing when i was about to hit my wife for forgetting the parachutes, but she gave me some LSD to explore with. Little did I know that it was a big horny camel wood turd..

anyway, This is when I became strangely overwhelmed by the stinky smell that came from my mangina. Usually my mangina smells like coffee beans, fresh, not roasted. I vomited blood after I noticed how much the coffee beans didn't absorb the smell, but i loved it inside this enchanted fotest.

The aliens came for anal probing but didnt bring any lubrication for it so they used some peanut butter, but this peanutbutter had chili powder, and caused my rectum to tighten and bleed, like a disgusting anal gonorrhea. I cryd hard.

I just want to kill some blades of grass tonight.

The End, is a new day for us. Thats another story which begins with me getting high and forgeting to wipe after pooping. Then i pee'd and i missed the fat bitch so she said. "one more time!" So i proceded as i wankered my own meat (some fillet steak) with my penis and then unsubscribed because im scared and puffpuffPASSEDOUT ruined the story for chuck norris By smoking his ridiculously huge bong so chuck roundhouse flicked his ass through a dimensional third world vagina and he landed very fucken hard on a spike. This impaled his rectum, thats four words that precisely define ignorance.

So today I awoke frightened amidst a dark haze coming from Jesus fishbowling the Magical Unicorns Herbs. I jumped out of Jesus' truck, tucked, and rolled.....a successful endeavour. Now if I gallop to france to get french-dope, then just maybe i will find the holy grail that indiana jones humps. We Love to do the hustle. do, do it, but careful, for the fuzzy dice, They like to fall atop glistening tapioca pudding that sprays you with pimp juice.

The next morning, bewildered by the tiny pink elephants in my cup, I shot a poison dart across the ocean floor and accidentally hit my merman step-father (who beats me) with bamboo sticks. I guess he had a bit to much methamphetamine for breakfast today.

Getting back to the bat cave I began to take bong hits, right as the acid hit me. I felt all nervous and insatiably hungry for a more intense trip, so i took more acid. 17hits and off we went tripping again. Thats about the time I realized there was blood in my stools. so i took more mescaline tablets as i shot up some black label ketamine and totally overdosed, leading me to whip out my colt 45 and two zig zags. Just then I saw those rabbits feasting on blood sucking leaches. I put them up my bleeding anus to stop the semen from seeping.???

WTF was that? I saw a little bald green polka dotted shroom, I ate it, and ate more tuna as well. I started tripping for the last time.

Five dollar foot long subs sounded like they would involve Chippendale's dancers. So I decided to whip out four dollers and buy a rock from the moon, the dark side. The rock made a crackling, hissing sound after they eroded anally from the 5-0 searching me and my nuts.

My erection poked the fat pig in his cheek . Im a redneck on the run with bags of coke in my ass and i can't find my peace of mind and rhyme thats kinda sublime. Santeria is one large hairy beast that hates the taste of sour pussy juices flowing into his nose and out thru his mouth.

I smoked weed in church yesterday because jesus said it would help see the light. Smoked another blunt and another blunt, and then a little red headed and red crotched transvestite sucked my last blunt down because I wouldn't share my cheetoes. So I grabbed a handful of some mid grade Canadian crap weed and packed it under sweaty boobs to cure it. An hour later, to my dismay, the weed was dipped in pcp and I said holy fucken shit, where am I.

I got wasted and started singing, "just beat it". Fifteen minutes later i went into an amazing high...

didnt finish story Then got tacobell and took a baby from wal-mart then smoked it dirty hooker std's. It burned my