I have the right to be naughty and wicked
I also grant the admins the right to spank my bare bottom with a hard paddle (covered by a rabbit mitten) anytime they please
I also grant the right to all the lovely ladies who visit this forum to pm me and ask me all kinds of questions about their grows and write me poetry
Wait, I take that last one back cause it will probably be guys who want to talk dirty to me
(and who the hell wants poetry anyways.....yuk)
I have the right to look at pictures of buds and hot lezbo action in your avatars
I have the right to smoke doobs
I have the right to drink too much
I have the right to fart while reading this forum
goes and gets the pipe
what was I saying?