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tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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Dude just moved to a small town and took the only job available at a butcher's shop. After only 2 days of training, the butcher left dude there by himself and went fishing. An affluent lady walked into the shop and ordered a Canadian duck. Dude didn't know one duck from another, so he grabbed a duck and gave it to the lady to inspect. The lady wets her finger, sticks it up the duck's ass and says, 'This is a mallard, I asked for a Canadian Duck!' Dude gets another duck, gives it to the lady who wets the same finger, sticks it up this duck's ass and states, 'This is a Western Duck, I WANT A CANADIAN DUCK!' Dude grabs the last duck, lady does the same thing and says, 'Now THIS is a Canadian Duck!' As dude is wrapping it up, the lady wants to break the awkward silence with small talk, 'I haven't seen you around here before. Where are you from?' Dude drops his pants, bends over, and says, 'You tell me!'
 
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