RyanTheRhino
Well-Known Member
Should ask this question on a sex forum or something too btw lol.
hook me up with one .
Should ask this question on a sex forum or something too btw lol.
i just keep it real with the ladies... i just tell em.. "now youre gonna feel a little prick"
http://www.sexforums.com/hook me up with one .
should have used her hair scrunchie but that would have been a slingshot after a whileWell, maybe if it is long and you can fold it over into a ... Never mind.
Well this thread puts me to shame ..
That's what she saidDude, my great grandpa was a carpenter that made toys like that, his wasn't as elaborate as that one but his was a machine gun type model, best toy I ever had.
You cocky motherfucker!Who cares im on the list either way
well be happy because its a pain when you try to run.............You cocky motherfucker!
or do push upswell be happy because its a pain when you try to run.............
Guess im southern but my life right hereor do push ups
lmfao what if she's muslim?Wrap in bacon and she wont stand a chance. Bacon
Ever hear the term "big around as a beer can"?I'm a width lady, pencil dicks isn't any fun
Than it will really turn her on. All girls love sin compounded. Taboo Bacon is the sweetest bacon.lmfao what if she's muslim?
Yes a circumcised penis is kosher. I heard Maddona made Guy Richie get it done when they were married so she could sck his dick and have it kosher.Can dick be served kosher?
Nah beer cans are way to big, I like a medium size cucumbers, the ones with a bend