Alright...I have 2...
1st.
The VERY VERY first sack I ever bought came to me in increments over a week. I spend 90, and the first was a 20 sack that the kid brought to school and gave me. I put it in my shoe. At lunch I rolled a joint, and planned on smoking it on the way to the portables outside the school.
BUT, I ended up smoking early...
I was in Math class. We had to take a Quiz firs thing, but before class, me and some other kids that fucked around in class(They already smoked a lot, and we burned paper and melted pens and stuff in that class) had talked. And I had told them about the sack, and showed them the joint.
So the whole time I'm taking the quiz, the guy next to me is like "Smoke a bowl" (I had one made out of an Eclipse gum container). And I kept telling him, "No, I'm in class taking a quiz." And he kept saying "Smoke a bowl".
Eventually I finish the Quiz, and we're allowed to be sitting talking to the people next to us, and the guy says. "Smoke a bowl.", and again I'm like, "No".
But then he says, "I'll sit on your desk and put your back pack to block from the other way."
So, I agree. So he gets on my desk, I load a bowl, and bend down to start to hit it. He SLAMS his hand down onn my desk. I looked up, but was just confused. He slamed his hand down again and said, "He's coming!". So I put the bowl and lighter beside me AS FAST as I could, and the teacher walked up RIGHT THEN. And said...
"That was obviuos."
Me and the other dude and the two other guys who we joked around in that class with, all got cologne out and ran out of the room spraying.
2nd...
I ran away once. I was in school and I was on probation for smoking so I couldn't smoke.
I met a guy in my Philosophy class that was down to take me and a friend to her dad's house.
She hadn't seen him or talked to him in like 10 years or more, but she said it was ok.
So we bought a quarter of sensimilla, ann he accepted that and gas money as payment for the drive.
We drove 3ish hours east (from Dallas area Texas(born and raised)) to Wood county.
When we got there (a grocery store in the town) we met my friend's step mom whom she had never met before.
We put our duffel bags in her car, and started heading towards where they lived.
We started talking, her step mom started off with "Your daddy says so much about you." And somehow she came to a point within about five minutes of talking where she felt it right to say "Well most of my family is inbred."
So we get to the house, and her dad isn't there yet. So we go inside and smoke them out with some of the bud we got. THEY HAD NEVER HAD WEED WITHOUT SEEDS.
Her dad came home, and wanted to smoke some too. So we smoked. Turned out she told him NOTHING about ANYBODY coming with her. But accepted me anyways.
Me and him would sit and talk about life(my experience young, his experience old), and whenever she would try to interrupt with something, even if it was related he would tell her, "Honey, when you hear grown folk talking, shut the fuck up."
And I just remember a conversation that I HAVE to tell you about:
(They had three or four new baby kids other than my friend and her big sister)
The littlest baby has a first and middle name that go together somehow, and it's about tonka or sommething. I don't remember. But the baby's walking around the kitchen, and the dad says:
"Honey, I thought we didn't have any taters."
She said, "We don't."
And he said, "Then why's he got a tater in his mouth??"
IT WAS SOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY.
Ok but so anyways. While smoking here we met SO many different people.
There was this guy named Danny, and his whole life he had taken care of monkey's as pets instead of dogs or cat's. And he had so many stories and shit.
And The step mom's mom's name was Mary Evelin and she didn't smoke weed any more. But she would roll ALL our joints for everyone, it was her house we were smoking in, and she would show us pictures of her old grows. She had a crush on Danny, I got arrested and taken away though. so I never got to see what happened.
I miss that place. She had a salt water fish tank. It was soooo bad ass to watch high.
There was like a carpet animal in the fish tank, that just laid on a rock all day. And when we dropped dead fish bits in it, it would close up and when it opened back up the fish would be gone.
But those are the 2 craziest places I've smoked.