alright this is my 1st drug test ever

i work at a salvation army and well today when i went to the back my boss pulled me aside and told me that her boss (the salvation army chief) is coming in a couple of weeks to drug test some certain ppl well my name was on the list because i just started there. idk what im going to do im 5'6 and wheigh 230. i havent realy been smokeing that much to tell you the truth ive been suffering by smoking leaves for a couple of months to get high. the last time i smoked one was last night. well since this is my first drug test i dont know what the fuck to do. except to drink alot of water......any sugestions are apreseated ill give rep thanks guys

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its a piss test your fine. drink lots of water

What do you do with all the guns? Shoot the people with no hope?

cranberrie jucie and lots of water worked for me during probation pissed 100% clean
a gallon water per day and half a gallon of juice per day

ANC said:

What do you do with all the guns? Shoot the people with no hope?

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i collect them plus im a sportsman lol if you brake in my house ill shoot you lmao i 22 firearms and im not stopping there

I'm not trying to be a dick...ok. But 5' 6" 230 lbs? I've got an answer that will help you all around. Exercise HEAVY. 1) It'll speed your metabolism which will help you flush the cannabis out. 2) You'll lose weight and live longer. I'd like for each and every one of us to live long...agreed?

Oh and some other tips...drink lots of water everyday. Also flushes your system, also good for weight loss. NEVER take a test with the first pee of the day. That is the dirtiest pee. You want to be on like pee #5 of the day for the test.

Go exercise a fuckload, no offense but your kinda big so your gonna prolly have alot of thc stored, although you did say you havent smoked much lately. Drink as much water as possible and try to make your piss crystal clear. Hope all goes well for you and you can keep the job.

ive drank a gallion of cranberry juice in 2 days and some detox tea thanks for the advive guys it funny though i am very active i go for hikes just about everyday i dont think im as heavy as you ppl imagine i am though lol

Maybe try synthetic urine?

synthetic urine?

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ive drank a gallion of cranberry juice in 2 days and some detox tea thanks for the advive guys it funny though i am very active i go for hikes just about everyday i dont think im as heavy as you ppl imagine i am though lol

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I'm borderline FAT and I am the same height as you but 185 lbs. So you are 45 lbs heavier than me...right? I'm trying to lose weight because I carry too much for my height. You are carrying WAAAY too much for your height.

Nobody is dogging ya. I am not running around me house going weedman is a fattie, weedman is a F A T T I E. I just KNOW that losing weight WILL help you on your test (that was the question you asked) and it will help you in every other area too.