Another are we there yet post

Wattzzup said:

Nothing about what you said was controversial. It was just incorrect.

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Ripeness is all personal preference. No right or wrong way about any of it.

thecosmicgoat said:

Ripeness is all personal preference. No right or wrong way about any of it.

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You’re dumb

yes there is when he’s checking leaves for ripeness.

Wattzzup said:

You’re dumb

yes there is when he’s checking leaves for ripeness.

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Why yes I am. I check leaves for ripeness. I don't look at pistils, maturity, bud structure. I take a pair of rose pruners and I lop off a leaf.

And then jam the eight finger water leaf in a microscope. Guess its right and then cut the plant.

Please forgive me for growing unworthy weed.

Beehive said:

Why yes I am. I check leaves for ripeness. I don't look at pistils, maturity, bud structure. I take a pair of rose pruners and I lop off a leaf.

And then jam the eight finger water leaf in a microscope. Guess its right and then cut the plant.

Please forgive me for growing unworthy weed.

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Sounds like you’ve done your homework

Wattzzup said:

Sounds like you’ve done your homework

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Lol, don't you know it.

The current strain Planet Hulk finishes at 54 days flat. Like a clock. Half milk/half amber. This time around, I want more amber. Its usually smoked in the afternoon. I want more 'down' then 'up'.

Beehive said:

Why yes I am. I check leaves for ripeness. I don't look at pistils, maturity, bud structure. I take a pair of rose pruners and I lop off a leaf.

And then jam the eight finger water leaf in a microscope. Guess its right and then cut the plant.

Please forgive me for growing unworthy weed.

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Where did you get this method? Did you invent it? We should name it after you!

twentyeight.threefive said:

Where did you get this method? Did you invent it? We should name it after you!

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Why yes I did. I call it, "Jam-o-leaf".


You see, you have to cut the sample depending on moon phase and the price of a 12 pack of beer. Its very technical. Very precise.

photo on day 54 please

Beehive said:

Lol, don't you know it.

The current strain Planet Hulk finishes at 54 days flat. Like a clock. Half milk/half amber. This time around, I want more amber. Its usually smoked in the afternoon. I want more 'down' then 'up'.

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@bk78 you should grow this strain it finishes in 54 days flat bro!

Beehive said:

Why yes I did. I call it, "Jam-o-leaf".


You see, you have to cut the sample depending on moon phase and the price of a 12 pack of beer. Its very technical. Very precise.

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oh your this guy

Lolololol


That video starts with him staring at the sky. That's how you know its legit.

Beehive said:

Lolololol


That video starts with him staring at the sky. That's how you know its legit.

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Video made as much sense as checking sugar leaves for trichome maturity.

What ever let Beehive smoke is weak ass weed he just thinks it's good because his tolerance is so low because he harvests early.

twentyeight.threefive said:

Video made as much sense as checking sugar leaves for trichome maturity.

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I think the moon video made more sense actually

m99smith said:

What ever let Beehive smoke is weak ass weed he just thinks it's good because his tolerance is so low because he harvests early.

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It’s just misinformation that other new growers may read.

Wattzzup said:

It’s just misinformation that other new growers may read.

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In 2030 some newbie will necro this thread and be commenting on this 10 year old post.

twentyeight.threefive said:

In 2030 some newbie will necro this thread and be commenting on this 10 year old post.

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In 2030 forums will be video format only. No text

Wattzzup said:

You’re dumb

yes there is when he’s checking leaves for ripeness.

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I appreciate the comment.
How was marijuana harvested before Amazon put microscopes in everyone's pockets???

thecosmicgoat said:

I appreciate the comment.
How was marijuana harvested before Amazon put microscopes in everyone's pockets???

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Still harvested with a saw I'd assume.

They waited until all the pistils went orange/brown and receded into a swollen calyx. People now want you to do all the work for them.