Anti-Conservative Jokes

medicineman said:

Struck a nerve eh? you conservatives have such a hypocritical sense of humor.

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No,just trying to come down to your level of humor.Let me give you a bit of advice,the next time you get set to tell a joke, substitute liberal for conservitive,left wing for right wing,democrat for republican & if the joke is just as funny both ways,post it. Yea,i know,it's never as funny when the party being put down is the one you belong to.You need to get a handle on that anger issue MM,it's not healthy.

Oh,somthing I forgot MM.
I'm a member of the Libertarian Party.
Just so you know.

Loftiest said:

What school of economics are you in favor of? Being as how I'm part of the left and not a proponent of Obama's economic policies (as most economists on the left aren't), do I not subscribe to 'liberal economics'? Does Stiglitz not adhere to 'liberal economics'? How about Galbraith? How about the hundreds of 'liberal' economists that dominate the field of developmental economics? The fact of the matter is that Summers isn't a leftist and neither is Geithner. You simply don't know what you're talking about, and if you were truly knowledgable in the field, I would think that you would've addressed some of the questions and comments I directed towards you.

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I am not of the left and I am not of the right. The economics I subscribe to are free markets with full checks and balances and NO govt. interference.

The "interference" has been there for awhile now with BOTH parties, but the current administration is taking it to a whole new level. A dangerous level. The debt being incurred right now is not sustainable. You think we are crashing now? Just wait my friend. There's a cold wind coming.

Interference case in point. Govt. just took over GM AFTER handing them our money and THEN decided to go with bankruptcy, screwing the bondholders to boot. No problem? How about the Chinese watching the US govt stiffing its own creditors. What impression will they take away form that?

The turning point of the US to become the superpower that it is all started with the closing of A. Hamiltons Federal bank. Most of the creditors (bondholders) were British and the enemy at the time. When it was announced that the US govt. was going to make good on its debts EVEN to its enemies, because of a previous contract, this inspired waves of confidence in the new nation from Europe. The money POURED in after that. CREDIT built this country. Foreign credit. Now look at what Obama just did with GM and its creditors. Don't think it is important? It's about as important as it gets.

Want another tidbit? How about the 700+ dealerships being CLOSED by GM? EVERY DEALERSHIP except one was a Republican donor. Now I'm not a Republican but hold on a second. Is that the way to run a corporation? Is that a business decision or is that a political one? I think you know the answer. This is the worst sort of scenario being played out.

I don't follow parties or ideology, I follow numbers, and Obama's stinks to high heaven. This will easily be the most expensive lesson America has EVER faced. And for what? A 18 month recession? A cyclical recession? The American ppl haven't any background in economics and it shows. It shows in print, on the air, and in these forums. You will get your just desserts, rest assured.

I'm already offshore and kicking back to watch the show. If you have assets worth keeping it's not too late to make some moves. The clock is ticking....

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=ahrOZ.gd85yc

It's too bad Backdoor Ben Bernanke didn't speak up sooner... oh wait, before the government was bailing out his Backdoor Banker Buddies...

Kash Krop said:

No,just trying to come down to your level of humor.Let me give you a bit of advice,the next time you get set to tell a joke, substitute liberal for conservitive,left wing for right wing,democrat for republican & if the joke is just as funny both ways,post it. Yea,i know,it's never as funny when the party being put down is the one you belong to.You need to get a handle on that anger issue MM,it's not healthy.

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Only anger around here is from the cons / cops/ narcs (same thing) Trying to troll up some info on members? Want to bust some "stoners"? Sorry we know cons = cops so get lost and hijack someplace else!!

Any of you cons see the name on this Thread? All you sore losers are HIJACKING THIS THREAD AND YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE SOOOOOOO GET LOST! GET lOST! GET lOST!!! Can some one report these jerks to a mod so they can get banned for hijacking this thread? Cant we get these guys banned knowing there narcs trying to bust the "stoners"???

Then he double posts with a last blast of non existent anger! Lawdy...

Still hijacking! This is not a thread for you it is one against you! So Again and Again and Again and Again AND AGAIN WE ALL TELL YOU TO GO HAUNT SOME PLACE WHERE THE MEMBERS ARE NOT HIP TO WHAT YOU ARE LOSER LIYING CONS COME TO BUST PEOPLE! GET YE BEHIND ME OH DEVIL!! GET LOST!!!! LOL I dont think they can help it maybe a mod could help them get it?

Lets not let the cons spoil are fun! Lets get this thread back on track. I know the cons wont get it It might just confuse them ya never know they might just go away if we just keep poking fun at them. So heres a quiz for ya:


George W. Bush's Intelligence Quiz While visiting England, George W. Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. He asks how she knows if they're intelligent.

"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate."
She phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister. Please answer this question: Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"
Tony Blair responds, "It's me, ma'am."
"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"
"Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"
Upon returning to Washington, he decides he'd better put the Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test. He summons Jesse Helms to the White House and says, "Senator Helms, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."
"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"
"Uh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Helms hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?" Bush agrees, and Helms leaves. He immediately calls a meeting of other senior senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Helms calls Colin Powell at the State Department and explains his problem.
"Now look here Colin Powell, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother, or your sister. Who is it?" Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course, you dumb ass." Much relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's Colin Powell!" And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, you dumb ass, It's Tony Blair!"

How do you tell that some one is a liberal?

They preach tolerance, but are totally intolerant to other peoples' views.

Question - Who was the first liberal Democrat?

Answer -Christopher Columbus. He left not knowing where he was going,got there not knowing where he was,left there not knowing where he’d been and did it all on borrowed money.

I don't know why you think conservatives are dumb, when these crazy ass liberals don't know dic about what they are doing. Atleast conservatives fight for our right to keep what the fuck we make and earn in life. America is a land of opportunity, everyone has an opportunity to make something of themselves and do something in life, so why should we have to give away our hard earnings to someone who wants to sit around and collect walfare all damn day and not do shit.

Bush Plays God
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.
Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to President Bush.
The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.
President Bush thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to God, which read:
Dear God, Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, those crooks deducted $95.00.

Bush's Propaganda Tour During a propaganda tour, President Bush visits a school to explain his politics to kids. He invites the kids to ask him questions. Bobby stands up and tells him "Mr. President, I got 3 questions":
1. How come, that although the count of votes was not in your favor, you still won the election?
2. Why do you want to attack Iraq without an imminent reason?
3. Don't you also consider the bombing of Hiroshima the biggest terrorist attack of all times?
Before the president can answer, the recess bell rings, and the kids leave the room. After they came back, Bush invited them again to ask questions. Joey stands up and tells him "Mr. President, I got 5 questions":
1. How come, that although the count of votes was not in your favor, you still won the election?
2. Why do you want to attack Iraq without an imminent reason?
3. Don't you also consider the bombing of Hiroshima the biggest terrorist
attack of all times?
4. Why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early?
5. Where's Bobby?

Droski7 said:

I don't know why you think conservatives are dumb, when these crazy ass liberals don't know dic about what they are doing. Atleast conservatives fight for our right to keep what the fuck we make and earn in life. America is a land of opportunity, everyone has an opportunity to make something of themselves and do something in life, so why should we have to give away our hard earnings to someone who wants to sit around and collect walfare all damn day and not do shit.

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Lib's are a hoot! Almost funny,....almost.

Adlai Stevenson
"I will make a bargain with the Republicans. If they will stop telling lies about Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them."

John Stuart Mill
"Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid, it is true that most stupid people are conservative."

Douglas Giles,
"The more they talk, the more being called a Liberal sounds like a compliment."