Anti-Drug Campaign

So as pot heads most likely the majority of this forums users are fans of television. Be it educational, comedy, music, or news channels, we have all seen them. The dreaded anti-drug campaign commercials. They are more annoying than the Chuck Norris jokes, more ridiculous than the electoral college, and about as useful as "Just Say No" for the Abstinence Campaign. Lets take a look, shall we?:

A girl walks into her kitchen. She is ripped off of some good shit. So she figures to look in the fridge to solve her cotton mouth problem. All of a sudden we see a dog jump into a chair and start talking to his hippie master. Apparently he doesn't like it when she smokes, then he goes off to his doggy duties.......



Seriously, what the fuck? Would anyone seriously take their pets opinions seriously?
"Master, I think that you should vote for Hilary Clinton in the coming election."
"Hey Fido...you eat your own shit..."
That's what I thought...

Then there was the cartoon one. About as funny as Ashlee Simpson's singing career. A dude and his chick are sitting at a bench. All of a sudden this fucking alien flies in out of fucking no where. He walks up and the dude is like
"Weed?"
and the alien is like
"Naw bro I don't chiefa the reefa."
All of a sudden the dude's chick is like
"Word?! You don't puff the herb?"
And he's like
"Word."
so she skips off into the sunset with this straight edge alien.
Okay, a pot head had to think of that one
"Ahahaha ok bro so this alien comes flyin' in on this dude chillen with his bitch and smokin' an L."
Fucking stoners...
Then there is the ones that are supposed to make you feel bad. Like killing your grandmother because you didn't show up for brunch.
Nice, guilt trip a whole generation into a fear driven life.
"Oh my God! I can't walk the dog, because then MySpace will get shut down and no one wants that."

And some girl turning into a deflated little skut. "She has been like that ever since she started smoking marijuana (who the fuck calls it marijuana). She doesn't do anything but sit around." Uhuh... so they are saying that pot heads can't function. Because there has never been a successful pot head... Right...

Then there is this new one that has this little Spanish slut talking in a horrible Latin racist as fuck accent about how she got "so stoned" and a provocative picture of her somehow got loose, even to peers she was close with. Since when does weed make your clothes come off? I don't know about you but if I don't remember taking my clothes off I was probably way too high to take them off myself.
So these drug fueled, soldiers in the army fighting the War On Drugs, are highly exaggerated pieces of shit that show that word as if smoking weed makes you a killer, terrorist, rapist, communist, racist, and AIDS infested.
Now is it just me or do these commercials actually promoting drug use? To me they do.

So you like these commercials eh. VV

The Government hates marijuana.

those commercials "crack" me up especially the alien and the one with the dog.

The are not telling the truth in alot of them It pisses me off as well. When will they learn marijuana is NOT a drug!!

That is not accurate, it is a drug. It is a mind altering substance. Its ok to discovery something new, we encourage that. You do want to stick to the 'facts' though. Inaccurate statements can kill a movement. VV

I guess your right it is a drug, but should be a legal one! It would be better said marijuana is not the drug they make it out to be!!

That is right. For 70 years, some misinformed folks have been misinforming the rest of the country about MJ. Every argument they have tried to use can be proven wrong. Marijuan is the number one cash crop grown in the United States and we still import more. VV

never seen the alien one... but I want to. sounds awesome.

dankforall said:

The are not telling the truth in alot of them It pisses me off as well. When will they learn marijuana is NOT a drug!!

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It's called the Drug War, propaghanda has always been used to intimidate and miseducate people, the war on drugs is no different. The gov't can't come out and say we can't legalize it cause the pharma, alcohol, and synthetics businesses would have a cow not to mention all the good DEA LEO types who make a living jailing stoners....it's a business and most americans are sheep....they either believe everything they hear or don't care.

YouTube - WarpedTV: Above The Influance Parody (Take Two)

haha

YouTube - Not Again Commercial

this is the actual one I think.
that actually happened to me once. then two weeks later my ex came back and begged me to take her back. apparently the alien was recruiting humans to sew soccer balls in a galaxy far far away. I lit up another blunt, and poof. I hope arthritis doesn't run in her family.

they been doing that forever remember

this is your brain, this is your brain on drugs /sizzle

Teehee I would love to see these US commercials they seem almost silly.

MyNameIsHead said:

Since when does weed make your clothes come off?

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You kidding me , ok I might be embarrassing myself here but no-one here finds weed an aphrodisiac? I do

Wow, dogs don't like it when we smoke now? I think my dog did, I loved playing with my dog when I was high, she didn't seem to judge me. Which member said their dog liked to sleep next to their plants? haha

what many people dont know is that marijuana is illegal for racist and money reasons

during the great depression mexican illegal immigrant workers smoked pot and stole a lot of work from whitey
so the man got mad and decided if they made marijuana illegal then if an illegal immigrant got caught smoking they would be deported
so they made it illegal and made all these statements like marijuana makes you crazy and rapist murderous commie

Fake Plastic Trees said:

Teehee I would love to see these US commercials they seem almost silly.



You kidding me , ok I might be embarrassing myself here but no-one here finds weed an aphrodisiac? I do

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im not gonna lie im a total horndog when im high but when you and a girl are both baked its actually difficult to have sex
trust me you lose a lot of accuracy

I disagree about sex getting more difficult. I love having sex while high, being stond makes me last forever because ill just start thinking about weird shit like " oh man did i leave the stove on?".

VictorVIcious said:

That is not accurate, it is a drug. It is a mind altering substance. Its ok to discovery something new, we encourage that. You do want to stick to the 'facts' though. Inaccurate statements can kill a movement. VV

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I disagree. It is a plant that happens to be mind altering not a drug.

A drug, broadly speaking, is any substance that alters normal bodily function. There is no single, precise definition, as there are different meanings in medicine, government regulations, and colloquial usage.
so says wikipedia and i totally agree
week is a drug but not a drug like crack
sugar is a drug but not a drug like alcohol
myspace is a drug but not a drug like oxycottin