Antidote Man's Small Time Criminal Closet Grow-OP

And the cure starts...

Jean Guy on left - couldn't wait any longer, just chopped it. Larger yield than I thought. Second plant is Dr. Greenthumb's HOLY train FUCKING wreck. The pine menthol odor is rank and its got unique bud structure, just like I remember from back in the day.. very, very impressed.



Left to right - Top Dollar, Kryptonite, Mass Super Skunk, Trainwreck

Top dollar has the blueberry menthol odor. Best yield. I'll bet MSS is probably the strongest, most potent of the bunch. But Kryptonite has something special about it, an odor I cant even begin to explain, grape sugar free gum or something amazing... Best bag appeal for sure. Also, it's just like I remember from back in 2013. The fact that PSB has kept this strain alive is a miracle in my opinion. One of a kind. Deserving of that name. Somebody smart will stumble upon this one day and grab some of those seeds. The guy I first got it from traded clones with me and came crying back a few months later after he flowered it and noticed how special it is, asking for it back. That should say something..

BEST 20 STRAINS I'VE GROWN, RANKED:

1. Kryptonite. Just the best. Smell, bag appeal. Everything. Unreal herb.
2. Trainwreck. Take a whiff, smells like some kind of solvent. Awesome bud structure, small calyxes, almost no hairs. Mega bag appeal.
3. Euphoria. Similar odor to trainwreck. Tight, chunky buds.
4. Strawberry Diesel. Killer yield, unreal odor. Probably the easiest to grow with best yield.
5. Indiana Bubblegum. Unreal that a pot plant can smell so much like pink bubblegum. Fleu Du Mal's certainly does it.
6. Hawgsbreath. Nasty, greasy odor. Unique. Tight buds w bag appeal.
7. Top Dollar. Awesome berry/skunk odor. Great yield, real pretty, unique plant while growing.
8. Massachusetts Super Skunk. Purple, mega skunky, frostiest buds I've grown.
9. Deep Chunk. Very unique looking plant. Surprisingly beautiful buds with an odor after cure that smells like nail polish remover. Very unique.
10. Master OG. Skunky, baked odor with soft, mossy buds. Great bag appeal.
11. Trinity. Awesome skunky smell, lot of orange hairs and dense nugs.
12. Holy Grail Kush. One of the frostiest I've grown. Mega bag appeal.
13. 89 Northern Lights. Excellant yield. Cures to cucumber smell. Nice bag appeal, dark red hairs. Top rated by people that have smoked my stuff.
14. Sour Bubble. Kept green color, even after months in cure. Unique plant. Highly rated by someone who smoked a lot of my stuff.
15. Cat Piss. Great yielder, nasty pissy smell. Soft spongy buds, good bag appeal.
16. Jean Guy. Special skunky piney odor, no sweet. I've heard this triggers paranoid episodes. I could believe it.
17. Romulan. Yielded well and grew under the harsh conditions of a blurple light when no other plant would. Frosty and old school look.
18. LA Pure Kush. This one makes the list for its yield. Buds are nothing special.
19. G-13. Was not too impressed with Greenthumb's G13, particularly the yield, but the cured buds have bag appeal.
20. 90 Afgaan. The only one I've smoked on the list. Mild anxiety and mellowed out to a couchlock high. Good yield and old school appeal.


I will post more as I get smoke reports, I now have several groups of people trying my stuff...

I'm curious how you rate strains if you haven't smoked them?

That is a sweet list of strains. You definitely grow some old school. Buds look awesome! Nice grow

As someone from arcata/southern Humboldt I can say that definitely looks like the real deal A-Train. I can smell that unique hazey smell from here. I always loved it's bud structure, my favorite outdoor strain is a cross of A-Train and salmon creek big bud, it's called caboose. Such a good producer.

Im judgeing on bag appeal and odor.

Im slowly getting reports from friends who are smoking it.

So far the 89 NL is the winner and its from last year, def not the freshest, best looking strain. The recent harvest needs to be smoked by friends also, i will update.

Antidote Man said:

Im judgeing on bag appeal and odor.

Im slowly getting reports from friends who are smoking it.

So far the 89 NL is the winner and its from last year, def not the freshest, best looking strain. The recent harvest needs to be smoked by friends also, i will update.

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The 89's are on my short list. This is good info, thanks

I'm growing more fond of this strain as it cures. It's dried with a very pronounced skunk odor. Not roasted coffee rank skunk loud like the Mass Super Skunk, but old school straight skunk odor without the sweetness or anything else. I've also read it induces paranoia. Going to have some people try and find out, certainly not me, but I will recommend this to anyone looking for that odor. It's here.

Kryptonite is the best...

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Kryptonite is the best...

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Is it super piney/kushy on the nose? Haven't had this strain in 20+ years

Jeremy Pivens said:

Is it super piney/kushy on the nose? Haven't had this strain in 20+ years

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I cant explain it well. Haven't been around a lot of weed for some time, LA Pure Kush is as kush as I've had for years. It's berry for certain and menthol/mint. It really smells when you squeeze it, maybe black cherry menthol would be the way to describe it. I have story a I've shared everywhere on here:

Circa 2013 a friend hooked me up with a cut, then flowered it with another guy in a warehouse with some other strains and came crying back to me asking it for it back. Maybe that's part of it, but its a special plant to me for certain. Especially since I got it from Pacific Seed Bank of all places. It exists nowhere else, I looked.

I know there's a lot of newer strains that are probably similar... maybe better.... i'm done growing after this final lambsbread sativa I got going, and when I start again, almost all my huge stock-list is old-school stuff, and since the dispensaries here sell garbage i may never know..

I found this description valuable: https://en.seedfinder.eu/strain-info/Killer_Queen/Brothers_Grimm/

Clearly the Killer Queen flavor in the Kryptonite is pronounced - that is exactly how I would describe it - black cherry for certain. And just more proof that it is as PSB labeled and sold it as.

Went for a hike with my ex to my favorite rattlesnake denning area in Ulster County, NY. Didn't see any snakes but I got her to smoke half a joint of Jean Guy. It's nice to know I can still roll up a good spliff. She doesn't smoke like, big inhales and coughing, more like smoking a cigarette but she didn't get very stoned at all...

I don't know what this means. I read a review of a girl who smoked daily for 2 years and when she smoked Jean Guy she freaked out for a couple hours... who knows... will hopefully have more smoke reports in times to come..

Antidote Man said:

Went for a hike with my ex to my favorite rattlesnake denning area in Ulster County, NY. Didn't see any snakes but I got her to smoke half a joint of Jean Guy. It's nice to know I can still roll up a good spliff. She doesn't smoke like, big inhales and coughing, more like smoking a cigarette but she didn't get very stoned at all...

I don't know what this means. I read a review of a girl who smoked daily for 2 years and when she smoked Jean Guy she freaked out for a couple hours... who knows... will hopefully have more smoke reports in times to come..

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UPDATE**** The ex said as the day went on she felt high and realized as she came down that night that it was a very positive, up high, and not too strong and now she wants more of it. I told her to finish the joint!

Was going to let the ugly mofo blue mountain lambsbread go 3+ more weeks, mainly for more of the seeds to mature, but the buds were getting dry and all the hairs were a deep red, and I could see it was mostly done, went their 100 days, although I think it could keep blossoming forever. Got about 400 viable seeds while trimming and rubbing the buds to squeeze out most of the seeds. It has an acrid citrus, sour smell with a pungent garlic odor in the background that I was initially impressed with but eventually seemed to be making me sick. It's just foxtails mainly, got some awesome finger hash. I'm not sure what drying and curing will be like but I'm guessing the finished product will be 'schwagy', although if its gives a serious head buzz I won't be surprised. Clean up was awesome, tossed the dirt, going to clean out the grow closet and buy some plastic bins to store my lights and nutes, was fun growing but I have other things to be doing with my time. I have all these seeds now and don't know what to do aside from protect them for my future grows..

As for the BMJL.... Will post pictures as it cures.

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Was going to let the ugly mofo blue mountain lambsbread go 3+ more weeks, mainly for more of the seeds to mature, but the buds were getting dry and all the hairs were a deep red, and I could see it was mostly done, went their 100 days, although I think it could keep blossoming forever. Got about 400 viable seeds while trimming and rubbing the buds to squeeze out most of the seeds. It has an acrid citrus, sour smell with a pungent garlic odor in the background that I was initially impressed with but eventually seemed to be making me sick. It's just foxtails mainly, got some awesome finger hash. I'm not sure what drying and curing will be like but I'm guessing the finished product will be 'schwagy', although if its gives a serious head buzz I won't be surprised. Clean up was awesome, tossed the dirt, going to clean out the grow closet and buy some plastic bins to store my lights and nutes, was fun growing but I have other things to be doing with my time. I have all these seeds now and don't know what to do aside from protect them for my future grows..

As for the BMJL.... Will post pictures as it cures.

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Looks like a good lambsbread that, you've grown it well cuz they can be difficult. Might need to cure it a while to really get it good but should be a pleasant change from some of the more normal stuff. I seen you post you dont smoke a lot and im not sure what type of high you prefer but it should be more clear headed able to work and do things type so you may enjoy it. Let us know how you find it please. Good job

Went with ex back to same place. I saw two small rattlesnakes, should have seen more, she missed them. She fell a couple times, I fell more. Off path hiking and bad shoes.

The falling came after she smoked about 1/3 of a cone I rolled of Kryptonite. I was so close to smoking also. She kept saying how she was high, but it wasn't too powerful or bad. I also rolled her 4 more nice thick joints of trainwreck, the church, mass super skunk and top dollar.

I will hopefully hear about them in time. She hasn't touched the actual buds I gave her over a month ago, so who knows.

Mass Super skunk, after grinding it, was extremely pungent and skunky. I'm interested in hearing about that one for sure. Wish I knew more people who smoked.

BMJL is still drying, sweating, wettish, not so nice in appearance..

That's it for now.

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You're not trying to lead an ex into a bunch of rattlesnakes right? LoL diabolical

DrDukePHD said:

You're not trying to lead an ex into a bunch of rattlesnakes right? LoL diabolical

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Sort of. She would never go snake hunting with me, even when we were married about 15 years ago. I did keep a bunch of copperheads back then, one time one got out. We had a cat that got bit also, so she doesn't like snakes. But recently I've worked on her and these places are breathtakingly beautiful. If there's one thing about snakes it's that they pick the most beautiful places to call home. She nags the shit out of me about going to see waterfalls here, waterfalls there. Yahyahayh. Annoying. So instead, I take her to sunny ledges with snakes.

I'm actually more surprised she smokes weed now. I remember some kid named Tom from her work who came to our place, this was 2004ish? And I was on anti depressants and smoking weed was like crack. I was out of my mind. We all took some bong hits, it was his first time smoking and she didn't smoke much, before then I was on hiatus for a while. I was on some wild trip, likely looking to get more weed and I left them together and when I came back they were sitting uncomfortably in different parts of the living room, all paranoid and bugging out. Like the epidemy of bugging out, she never forgave me after that for leaving her stoned out of her skull with some nerdy guy from her work that freaked out also.

I guess she smoked with ex bfs in NYC when I was out in California and she's fine now. Who knows. I want to watch someone bug out and get crazy like I often do, just to know I'm not alone.

So if I'm leading her anywhere its toward one of those soaring highs, but I guess my damn shieett just ain't good enough...