BrownDirtDisciple
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panhandle Texas were shit is dead and windy is were my cat roamsUSA, Texas. Where everything's bigger, except when it needs to be small.
Anybody Else Can't Sleep at 3:00AM This Morning?
- Thread starter ZaraBeth420
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irish4:20
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Ps3 ? Thats sum old skool shit ha
Zig-Zag Blue
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I must know more... i used to like my steaks well done but now they need to be marinating on my plate in a pool of their own blood.
ZaraBeth420
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So you must have a pretty cool job if you can log on RIU and post at work. What do you do?
orbo
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AH...so you know dabbing. It must really get you baked. I watched a kid do one on a video and he was hilarious. Got all dis-come-bob-ulated and could barely talk. LOL looked fun
ZaraBeth420
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OK, your def in limbo between human and vampire. All that's left to do is take your first victim - bite a womans neck and suck her blood - vaginas do not count - and you will be a vampire.
But renounce vampirism now and you will become human again.
Which do you choose?
superloud
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Lol it took me forever to buy one. I had a ps2 for the longest untill I got tired of seeing all the new games I couldent play on it. So i finally got myself one. Ive Probably had it for about three yrsPs3 ? Thats sum old skool shit ha
ZaraBeth420
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My hash sprinkled on bud in my pipe gets me baked as hell.
superloud
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Grave yard warehouse. It's not cool it's boring and sucks. Lol I did work from 6a to 6p Fri Sat and sun. But they recently added this new shift and wanted me to take it so I did. Now I work 6p to 6a. A lot less work than my other shift but came with a 2 dollar raise. But I'm on my phone anyways. So know one knows I'm on riu.
Zig-Zag Blue
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I am torn my wife is sleeping and do feel the urge to go and suck on her neck, but when would it end? i think i should just renounce it now and try and straighten my pathetic life back out.
ZaraBeth420
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Yes, vampirism is a step too far. Renounce it and return to 100% human.
But def go suck your wifes neck right now. Don't bite, just suck. I think she will then roll over and give you some.
orbo
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Zig-Zag Blue
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When i was a kid, i was a night owl My parents had to drag me outta bed in the morning to send me off to school! I tried hiding in my room after first wake up call to make it look like i was off to school but that never worked.
Zig-Zag Blue
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If i did that she would probably kick me in the nuts,she is terrified of vampires.
Zig-Zag Blue
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I would be better off ramming it in dry.
ZaraBeth420
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But if you renounce vampirism before hand and return to 100% human, you could pull it off. At worst, she could say no. At best, you could have the first orgasm since becoming human again. What is there to lose? Get in there right now and make it happen.
irish4:20
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Ive a ps4 and couldn even look at a 3 now. Some difference between them
Zig-Zag Blue
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But wouldnt
Wouldn't seeing all that blood make me sick after being freshly reverted?
lahadaextranjera
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Lol at this answer!Ok if you dont get caught
You go away all the time anyway!!
That huge filter I bought for my friend and the PrimaKlima fan are working great. No smell at all! I'm looking at Ozone machines also now.
ZaraBeth420
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That's a good thought. You might want to avoid making her bleed.
Just tell her how you fantisize about her during the day. How you can't keep your raging boner under your desk as you dream of what you going to do to her when you get home. Wondering if she can take how hard you want to pound. How you cream your pants on the way home just thinking about it.
And then make her bleed.