Anyone else accidently scared by a bug?

I lost my camera a few weeks back but, It was classic.
My face is like two inches from the plant I was inspecting, when the little bastard finally caught my eye, A giant fucking caterpillar!
Ok well, it was about half the size of a bic lighter...But that close to my face, It freaked me the hell out.
Plus I was higgggghhhh, so it was like this giant mythical beast the first second I saw it... I jumped back like a 12 year old girl

The little fucker was higher than hell too....but I set it free outside. So no fema letters.
Funny morning

Lol, that's great! I was stringing up some branches on an outdoor girl and I had some ants that were on one of the branches crawl onto my back.

I didn't notice until they made it to the back of my neck and when they did I freaked like a little girl. I did the dance and all!

i recently shit myself looking through microscope and seen my worst nightmare... a mighty meenie spider mite... and yes i jumped out of my skin even got shivers down my neck

I lay in bed the other morning watching a big spider above y head making a web, i ad observed it and knew that every minute or so it would drop a few feet down, and then climb back up to i assume, use the long web he made. Didn't stop me freaking out and grabbing a heavy book every time he startied lowing down above my face, creepy crawlies ALWAYS scare me Damned aliens!

LMAO funny shit

tip top toker said:

I lay in bed the other morning watching a big spider above y head making a web, i ad observed it and knew that every minute or so it would drop a few feet down, and then climb back up to i assume, use the long web he made. Didn't stop me freaking out and grabbing a heavy book every time he startied lowing down above my face, creepy crawlies ALWAYS scare me Damned aliens!

Click to expand...

You can never be too sure

Personally I would have jumped out of bed and pondered the next 30 mins on how to kill it.

Heavy books from great height. good strong effect, minimal guilt

Luckily that's the biggest we get, but they run all over you in the night and it's terrifying!


We had raft spiders all over tha garage in the old house, i wasn't even man enough to poke em with a stick, they're sneaky, they'd run up the stik and eat me! never!!!!

Honestly, I'm really lucky. Because I live in a desert, I deal with very little bug variety. All I got is house flys, black widow and brown recluse (but even then their exactly where you expect them to be and are easy to avoid. And they all stay relatively the same size), and then garden bugs, but still only caterpillar the green ones & praying mantis (still in small amounts), spider mites...
If I had to live somewhere where there was high humidity, or near a forest or a swamp... literally anywhere else...I couldn't do it! Bugs are like the one thing that get's my girl up (metaphorically speaking).
If I see something that's too big, or if I've never seen it before..I ain't fucking touching it--god damn it..
I'll fight ten dudes before I pick up your "not poisonous" tarantula.
Idk..I barely got over spiders and now I got killer caterpillers fuckin with me.

I just had to post it, cause I was really high, and no one was here to witness it..and it was hilarious.
I swear from the living room I had to sound like a little girl getting mugged or something...lol

tip top toker said:

Heavy books from great height. good strong effect, minimal guilt

Luckily that's the biggest we get, but they run all over you in the night and it's terrifying!
View attachment 1278132

We had raft spiders all over tha garage in the old house, i wasn't even man enough to poke em with a stick, they're sneaky, they'd run up the stik and eat me! never!!!!

Click to expand...

yoooo where the fuck are you at?! that is the scariest looking spider I have ever seen!!! if i had those shits crawling on me i would shit, piss, and vomit simulteneously...

HAHAHA thats funny stuff man it happens to me sometimes too, and i completely agree id rather fight 10 dudes before i pick up a tarantula LOL

RC7 said:

HAHAHA thats funny stuff man it happens to me sometimes too, and i completely agree id rather fight 10 dudes before i pick up a tarantula LOL

Click to expand...

im glad to hear that other people agree, because I have kind of felt like I should like spiders more since they protect the plants from shitty bugs...but I cannot do it haha...quite ironic if i say so myself

i had a night mare abut these bastards and have never been the same

robert 14617 said:

i had a night mare abut these bastards and have never been the same

Click to expand...

what is that? are those the spider mites? looks like a crab spider lol

we called them daddy long legs in northren calif. they are from hell as far as i am concerned , they live were ever you find crickets ,dark damp disgusting

mr.swishas&herb said:

yoooo where the fuck are you at?! that is the scariest looking spider I have ever seen!!! if i had those shits crawling on me i would shit, piss, and vomit simulteneously...

Click to expand...

That's just a common english house spider so far as i've ever called em Let me assure you that they NEVER live to grow bigger If weed wasn't so illegal i have a rather entertaining video of one i trapped, and then well, next thing you know my brother is tearing his clothes off it amused me ever so much.

Daddy long legs are fairly peaceful fellows, i try to leave them to themselves when i can

Actually daddy long legs dont bother me, since I know they are harmless and eat mosquitos Still doesnt change the fact that I would be scared shitless if one started crawling over my hand. They get big here!

In Texas, we mainly get brown recluses and then common house spiders, every once in awhile I'll see a black widow, and once I had this huge yellow and black guy living on my outside window I'd feed him and really liked him till one day he left his web and since then I have a kill on spot spider law, because the only thing worse then coming across one is knowing ones around just not where

I had a momma let loose a few months ago, was in the kicthen very drunk and high and thought i noticed strange apparitions, lines inftont of my eyes, lil babies dangling and crawling all over the kitchen walls an ceiling and fridge and surfaces, it was my worst nightmare (well after open water, that's a whole new level of terror) i squashed more than i could count.

I don't see how anyone can like something with that much control over that many legs!

A buddy of mine lived in Eugene Oregon for a few months and he said when he'd open his window for air, there would be mosquitoes and spiders the size of his hand on the screen... or so he says. But he has no reason to lie to me!! I said fuck that!