Anyone have some information on how to pass a cheek swab test?

Siino Gardens · Nov 24, 2015

Was looking to enter back into the regular work field for some cash and benefits so I can try to take care of my eyes and teeth haha

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Anyways just like the title says, I am looking to pass a cheek swab test and need to know the most efficient way to pass it with the least amount of pain on me

. Cheers and thanks!

koda7225 · Nov 24, 2015

Cheek swab??? Sounds like a dna test....

Alienwidow · Nov 24, 2015

Stop doing drugs and smoking marijuana for a while. Works every time.

koda7225 · Nov 24, 2015

This is what i found

http://stuffstonerslike.com/2015/02/mouth-swab-drug-test/

Says 2-3 days for opiates

KryptoBud · Nov 24, 2015

koda7225 said:
Cheek swab??? Sounds like a dna test....

I think soon this will be the way drug testing goes. They're cheaper and you don't leave the presence of whoever is testing you. Its gonna suck for people trying to get new jobs, walking in with synthetic urine for nothing.

tropicalcannabispatient · Nov 24, 2015

Alienwidow said:
Stop doing drugs and smoking marijuana for a while. Works every time.

Best advice lmao

guardiangk · Nov 24, 2015

Alienwidow said:
Stop doing drugs and smoking marijuana for a while. Works every time.

Bam !

3N1GM4 · Nov 24, 2015

You have to borrow someone elses spit that doesnt smoke, just have them spit in your mouth right before the swab test...

Siino Gardens · Nov 24, 2015

the only drugs I do are caffeine and marijuana which I use for various ailments.

if I didn't pass a drug test I would just be honest and ask the person why they don't be honest with themselves and me by telling me they smoke as well

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racerboy71 · Nov 24, 2015

3N1GM4 said:
You have to borrow someone elses spit that doesnt smoke, just have them spit in your mouth right before the swab test...View attachment 3550411

this was great.. and i agree, substitution always works best ime..

Siino Gardens · Nov 24, 2015

racerboy71 said:
this was great.. and i agree, substitution always works best ime..

Can they tell if it is from a man or woman? I don't feel comfortable making out with a man... not my cup of tea.

According to glamour magazine I can get the best of both worlds though.

outlier · Nov 24, 2015

Coppers do these roadside here. I can't confirm or deny this but I have heard spearmint or tobacco (chewing it, not smoking) can beat the test. I have not been pulled over in about 15 years so I haven't been able to test them out. Not too keen on the tobacco theory. But if I had to, I would try it :bigjoint:

Can you get these tests from a pharmacy? If you can, buy one and test some stuff out. You'd probably want to do this with whatever you use, to make sure it actually works. Good luck!

3N1GM4 · Nov 24, 2015

I think if you cross super lemon haze with this new strain from colorado you could name the new hybrid bruce jenner
http://newsexaminer.net/crime/drugs-in-colorado-new-deadly-strain-of-marijuana-turning-users-gay/

mr sunshine · Nov 24, 2015

Siino Gardens said:
Was looking to enter back into the regular work field for some cash and benefits so I can try to take care of my eyes and teeth haha .

Anyways just like the title says, I am looking to pass a cheek swab test and need to know the most efficient way to pass it with the least amount of pain on me . Cheers and thanks!

You need to surgically remove a sober person's cheek and sow it over your dirty cheek. Most people won't agree to any of this so you're going to need to kill someone.

budlover13 · Nov 24, 2015

Siino Gardens said:
Was looking to enter back into the regular work field for some cash and benefits so I can try to take care of my eyes and teeth haha .

Anyways just like the title says, I am looking to pass a cheek swab test and need to know the most efficient way to pass it with the least amount of pain on me . Cheers and thanks!

What worked for me was knowing the person who read the results.

dabhe4d · Nov 24, 2015

id move to someplace that dont require a fukin cheek swab to get a job. what a joke

Vikerus Forrest · Nov 24, 2015

Peanut butter

fat binds to fat. Have 2 nice thick sandwiches and some hot tea. Then one more tbls of peanut butter. GL

Siino Gardens · Nov 25, 2015

3N1GM4 said:
I think if you cross super lemon haze with this new strain from colorado you could name the new hybrid bruce jenner
http://newsexaminer.net/crime/drugs-in-colorado-new-deadly-strain-of-marijuana-turning-users-gay/

hahahahahahhaha!

Siino Gardens · Nov 25, 2015

dabhe4d said:
id move to someplace that dont require a fukin cheek swab to get a job. what a joke

Its not a necessity it is just for some extra cash on top of what I am already doing. Not really worried about the cheek swab to be honest lol just wanted to see if anyone actually has done one lol.

natro.hydro · Nov 25, 2015

Chewing gum seemed to do the trick. Wasn't even planning on getting swabbed, had the fake pee strapped to my leg ready to go...
I even ripped on the pipe a few times before my interview at the temp agency to calm my nerves. Was chewing orbit gum the whole time right up to the test, so that is about the only thing I can say had a impact on the results of the test because I still got the job.
My best guess is I still had enough of the sugar alcohol in my mouth from the gum that it messed the the test up.

Anyone have some information on how to pass a cheek swab test?

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