My d!ck doesn’t belong down there... i think im transgender. Time for a STS and CS spray.This morning I was staring at my naked body in the mirror and thought
That's where you messed up. Never let the old lady in the fort. First thing to go are the nudie posters and bottles of pee.I have an ex wife. She always called me immature. I told her a$$ to get out of my fort
You sharted or pooted.... or both....One time I shit my pants when I thought I was only gonna fart.
Nah - I just got me a new lady who likes nudie pics too.That's where you messed up. Never let the old lady in the fort. First thing to go are the nudie posters and bottles of pee.
Rolled the dice and crapped out, eh? lolThe old shart got me. I was like 14 at a bowl alley with my buddy who bowled on a league. While the friend was bowling I went outside to smoke a cigarette. Well after a couple drags I got bubble gut. Rolled the dice on a fart and shit'em.
I fucked that bathroom up. Tossed my shitty undies in the garbage but it fucked the bathroom up. I'm sure I smelled like shit too lol
Why didn't post that question in the archive thread? You made a duplicate sectionMan y’all wilding