are ouija boards worth me wasting my time?

Spac3innvader

Spac3innvader

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Ive had an urge to try the ouija board, to try give me answers about my working life because im just hopelessly like stuck, doing nothing.

Basically two days ago i did nitrous oxide and weed, and it felt like i entered a new place, everything was like buzzing like a helicopter and i was in such bliss i could hear birds singing. I was on my bed with my eyes closed just trying to meditate, my body was getting deeper and deeper like i was sinking it was acctualy like im flowing down my bed flying down. well anyway i was sure i was astral projecting because i could see my room, but my eyes were closed the sun shined through my eyes through the window it seemed like i was just laying there with my eyes open, everything was exactly like real. Well anyway i then saw a like figure, i know its just my imagination, but sometimes when get high i like imagine a lady with long hair with like white old styled pjs on, it dont scare me i just tell myself im high, but sometimes its just in my head, well anyway i saw that image of the women while eyes closed standing by the door just like facing me, i was thinking im just high.. i was still in that state going deeper and sinking deeper, when i hear the stair as if someone stepped on it, from the first step down, i just snap back wake up and im back to relity. Wtf

Well anyway after this experence i wanted to try the ouija board, what do you guys think, any experences?
 
marc88101

marc88101

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Spac3innvader said:
Ive had an urge to try the ouija board, to try give me answers about my working life because im just hopelessly like stuck, doing nothing.

Basically two days ago i did nitrous oxide and weed, and it felt like i entered a new place, everything was like buzzing like a helicopter and i was in such bliss i could hear birds singing. I was on my bed with my eyes closed just trying to meditate, my body was getting deeper and deeper like i was sinking it was acctualy like im flowing down my bed flying down. well anyway i was sure i was astral projecting because i could see my room, but my eyes were closed the sun shined through my eyes through the window it seemed like i was just laying there with my eyes open, everything was exactly like real. Well anyway i then saw a like figure, i know its just my imagination, but sometimes when get high i like imagine a lady with long hair with like white old styled pjs on, it dont scare me i just tell myself im high, but sometimes its just in my head, well anyway i saw that image of the women while eyes closed standing by the door just like facing me, i was thinking im just high.. i was still in that state going deeper and sinking deeper, when i hear the stair as if someone stepped on it, from the first step down, i just snap back wake up and im back to relity. Wtf

Well anyway after this experence i wanted to try the ouija board, what do you guys think, any experences?
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koo koo!!!!!!
 
CannaChameleon

CannaChameleon

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need you even ask? the best thing you can do if your stuck with your worklife is have a good old think about your options and take action on the one thats best - dont put it in the hands of some nonsense.
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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Weed and nitrous, huh? That sounds like a great time, I think I'll have to try that. Ouija boards are bullshit, as is all that stuff. I hear you about the working life, it seems designed to just keep one in a rut. If you don't grow already, try to start small and move into doing that. Beats a cubicle...
 
high|hgih

high|hgih

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They are bullshit.

You oughtta trip and hold hands in a circle worshiping the devil.. That always ends up interesting
 
Kaendar

Kaendar

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Whether or not its moving on its own... do you really want to take that chance? I mean, summoning demons is probably the last thing I want to do as a living being.
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

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Kaendar said:
Seems funny, but demons are easier to summon than pizza or the police. Just having certain objects in your home can bring them around, but using an ouija board is like begging them to come fuck with you.
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I understand cookware with tasty food in it is a serious risk. A demon can take residence in the center, and then you have pandemonyum. cn
 
PeyoteReligion

PeyoteReligion

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Kaendar said:
Seems funny, but demons are easier to summon than pizza or the police. Just having certain objects in your home can bring them around, but using an ouija board is like begging them to come fuck with you.
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No, all ouija boards bring out is the teenage girl in you.

Lol you crack me up bro. I'll fucking summon demons to chill and smoke with, they know how to have some real fun.
 
Kaendar

Kaendar

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PeyoteReligion said:
No, all ouija boards bring out is the teenage girl in you.

Lol you crack me up bro. I'll fucking summon demons to chill and smoke with, they know how to have some real fun.
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I think the number one fear I have in life is demonic presence. Take it serious or not, they have serious power, especially if you invite them in. You should really look into demonic possession and exorcisms.
 
PeyoteReligion

PeyoteReligion

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Kaendar said:
I think the number one fear I have in life is demonic presence. Take it serious or not, they have serious power, especially if you invite them in. You should really look into demonic possession and exorcisms.
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It looks like catholic church psychobabble. I prefer to not take advice from people that know what the inside of an alter boy feels like.
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Kaendar said:
I think the number one fear I have in life is demonic presence. Take it serious or not, they have serious power, especially if you invite them in. You should really look into demonic possession and exorcisms.
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Demons, healings, speaking in tongues are the three parlor tricks of the worst sort of mind-predators who pass themselves off as pastors. THERE is where I'd look for demonic presence if I were you. cn
 
Heisenberg

Heisenberg

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Kaendar said:
I think the number one fear I have in life is demonic presence. Take it serious or not, they have serious power, especially if you invite them in. You should really look into demonic possession and exorcisms.
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My biggest fear is that I will ignore actual information presented to me in favor of my preconceived fears and insecurities.
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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Kaendar said:
Seems funny, but demons are easier to summon than pizza or the police. Just having certain objects in your home can bring them around, but using an ouija board is like begging them to come fuck with you.
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It is funny. I just called a pizza place for delivery and started summoning demons right afterward. I'm full from the pizza, but the demons have yet to show up. Shame, I got an extra large to share. Of course, the demons don't promise to be here in 30 minutes or less. It's Gremlins you really have to watch out for, they use up my hot water and keep fucking with my car. Beware!
 
Kaendar

Kaendar

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PeyoteReligion said:
It looks like catholic church psychobabble. I prefer to not take advice from people that know what the inside of an alter boy feels like.
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So how do you explain the shit that possessed people do? Speak languages they dont know, levitate, contort their bodies and break bones without pain? How do you explain an entire rooms temperature dropping or shit flying off shelves when possessed people are present?
 
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