Are you flushing away one of the best fertilizers you'll ever use???? Yes, you are!!

iCanadianGrower said:

Tang is the shit.. Kush and Tang lol

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Um Excuse me ?

If its good enough for my wife its damn sure good enough for some weeds

You piss on your wife?

iCanadianGrower said:

I guess woman smear it all over the face though

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True true true..... urea is a skin softener and is used in lotions and wrinkle creams

cannabineer said:

Wyogrow, I cannot recommend using pee for weed.
It contains more sodium that nitrogen, and Cannabis is sensitive to sodium, more so than most potted plants. cn

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This is just a general mythconception and misunderstanding. First off, you don't hike your leg directly on your plants or you will quite literally "burn the piss out of them". You dilute it. Yes urine contains sodium... plants need sodium. And it just so happens that what come out of you is in a form that plants can use directly.

chipmunkproof said:

I was looking into this but one issue is that urine can contain drug metabolites and other toxins.

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Unless you are royally cruded up or on enough shit to make Keith Richards go "HOLY FUCK MATE!!!!" the metabolites you are expelling are so diluted it isn't an issue.

Ponder this, a lot of the composted steer manure available is from feedlot cattle. Pumped up on so many hormones that it's causing girls to menstruate a younger ages and develop breast earlier.... also contributing to smaller penile size in developing boys. Those hormones are present in the manure because the bovine digestive system is extremely inefficient.

Justin00 said:

This is why i do not like buying weed from other people.


my weed is 100% piss free​, guaranteed every time.

i suppose pissing on the ground beside it would be ok, but you know there is splashing and such even if your not aiming right at it, we have all been in men's restrooms.

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Obviously you haven't read the thread...you're not supposed to pee directly on your plants or you will kill them. You mix a little with your watering....

Lady.J said:

Obviously you haven't read the thread...you're not supposed to pee directly on your plants or you will kill them. You mix a little with your watering....

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i see, i am still not a fan of the idea, its too much like building an outhouse over my compost pile and growing veggies for the farmers market in it. sure the shit has been turned into the same nutrients as the dirt is but it still feels like feeding other ppl my waste. and i would not want to buy it from someone else so.

Ever heard of manure, Justin? If you eat anything farm grown, then you've had plenty of it.

Would that be cannabism? you smoke it the thc gets in your system, pis on the plants, plants use piss with thc in it..

WyoGrow said:

Using whiz in your garden could help save the planet!!!!

Not many people use the "if it's yellow let it mellow" rule in their bathrooms. They pee, they flush.... they walk away. As the population grows the amount of water use goes up. It is a very real possibility that wars in the not distant future will be fought over something as simple as water. Every time you flush a numero uno you are not only "pissing away" a badass fertilizer. But you are wasting water. Shame... shame on you!!!!

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..um...they already fight wars over water....get yer head outta the sand eh!

I've never tried it diluted or undiluted in my garden because it's not really a stretch of reasoning that using human urine in gardening especially for human consumables is completely wrong and disgusting! Not to mention a lot uncertainty,variables that your throwing into your garden because everyone's urine is not the same and for each person it's not the same all the time either. The idea of urea being wasted down the drain is utter hippie bullshit as well.

KidneyStoner420 said:

Ever heard of manure, Justin? If you eat anything farm grown, then you've had plenty of it.

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Yes, i am very familiar with the term manure. I grew up on a medium size horse farm as a child and often assisted my father in the cleaning and care of the horses. Excellent attempt at humorous sarcasm none the less. I should point out the fairly noticeable differences in the human digestive system and that of many mammalia herbivores. I use horse manure on nearly all of my vegetables.

I did not mean to offend you, and perhaps i was a little over the top on in my first post. (it is somewhat disconcerting what people have been know to do to cannabis prior to selling to unknowing consumers) if your not selling or sharing it, fuck do what ever you want.

although, using watered down piss to water your plants would not really matter much if your product live up to that of other methods. But i have actually seen people on here advocating the use of human feces and pure urine on plants, but again it was typically some guy with one scraggly plant under a cfl in a closet.

LOL, you're not offending me. Why would I be offended?

WyoGrow said:

Every time you take a leak you are producing a very effective, safe, potent and FREE fertilizer. Every time you flush it away you are basically throwing money down the drain. We pay through the nose for fertilizers yet dispose of extremely effective one on a daily basis. Most peoples knee jerk reaction is "ew... gross" when you mention using urine as a fertilizer. But when you talk about using manure they have no issues. Urine is sterile, packed full of nitrogen in the form of urea and loaded with micro nutrients. Odd how people will react negatively to the idea of adding a sterile fertilizer to their regiment yet not bat an eye when adding "shit" as a fertilizer.

I know most people like for a person to break out all the pertinent info for them. But I aint about that. Read a decide for yourself.

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=human-urine-is-an-effective-fertilizer
http://www.theecologist.org/green_green_living/gardening/605742/urine_the_ultimate_organic_fertiliser.html
http://www.popsci.com/environment/article/2009-09/fertilizer-future-might-be-closer-we-think

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You gotta be one dumb mf'er to think this is a good idea.

elduece said:

I've never tried it diluted or undiluted in my garden because it's not really a stretch of reasoning that using human urine in gardening especially for human consumables is completely wrong and disgusting! Not to mention a lot uncertainty,variables that your throwing into your garden because everyone's urine is not the same and for each person it's not the same all the time either. The idea of urea being wasted down the drain is utter hippie bullshit as well.

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Yet you will happily buy fertilizers made from animal byproducts that have god knows what pumped into their systems.... yet I'm a disgusting hippie!!!!

The "ew" factor is just a hold over mentality from when people lived in overcrowded and unsanitary communities rife with disease and parasites. People associated waste with disease and attempted to distance themselves from it as much as possible. This worked without them knowing the why's and how's of why they weren't getting as sick as often. So it just became common practice perpetuated by stigmatizing it.

Using your urine as a fertilizer is safe, as sanitary as you want to make it, effective and it is ecologically and fiscally responsible. Be careful pointing your finger and going "fucking gross"..... The rising trend in waste water management is for it to be processed with duckweed and other plants and then fed to tilapia. Which are then collected and sold as food fish. 100% fed from human sewage.

stak said:

You gotta be one dumb mf'er to think this is a good idea.

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Sure am..... I guess NASA is packed full of dumb motherfuckers as well. I'll take being dumb over being deliberately ignorant any day of the week.

WyoGrow said:

Sure am..... I guess NASA is packed full of dumb motherfuckers as well. I'll take being dumb over being deliberately ignorant any day of the week.

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I read a similar thread not too long ago on here, and when I saw the reaction I decided at the time not to chime in, but I have to here. I used urine in my last grow, just to see how it worked. Seemed fine to me. I'll use it again if I feel the need....

Anyone who doesn't understand why using pee as fertiliser is not going to mean you have pee in your buds obviously knows nothing about chemistry. They're probably the same people who think that people give molasses to their plants to help with the "sugary coating", or the "sweet taste".

Remember the old saying...."Don't argue with stupid people, they'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."

But pointing out hypocritical ignorance and smashing it in the face with a golf shoe is fun!!!!!!

If I can inspire a person to think for themselves and think "outside of the bowl" then that's a win in my book. Then that person can pass it on to somebody else.