Are your plants talking about you?

Sand4x105

Sand4x105

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So, some say it is possible that plants talk to each other....

What would your plants be saying about you?

One plant to another:

"...Does he have 10/64/10 in his hand again? Oh that's gonna hurt..."
or maybe:
"...sizzors... not sizzors again... somebody help me"


http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2013/12/secret-language-of-plants/

So what do you think your plants are saying about you....

"...damn him... he smells like the combination of grandpa, ass, and bong rips..."

 
bird mcbride

bird mcbride

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Funny thing: one night I'm sitting there doing my thing and this awful thing comes over me like my plants really need me badly. I wasn't due in the op for another two days. So i jumped in my car and went out. Shit...the rotor pin was snapped in the pump, I fixed the problem and went home:)
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
I think that, when I had plants, they developed a sly way of cursing.
"May it be your fortune, as it was ours, to be tended by a scientist."
 
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gioua

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Feed me Seymore!!

[video=youtube;L7SkrYF8lCU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7SkrYF8lCU[/video]
 
Sunbiz1

Sunbiz1

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I used to think plants had some form of intelligence...until I noticed they will grow right into a hot ass bulb.

Why they do not notice their own fan leaves being roasted to a crisp remains a mystery.
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Sunbiz1 said:
I used to think plants had some form of intelligence...until I noticed they will grow right into a hot ass bulb.

Why they do not notice their own fan leaves being roasted to a crisp remains a mystery.
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Plants are really, really bad at evasion. Imagine their dreams about snails. AIEEEEE

 
MojoRison

MojoRison

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Sunbiz1 said:
I used to think plants had some form of intelligence...until I noticed they will grow right into a hot ass bulb.

Why they do not notice their own fan leaves being roasted to a crisp remains a mystery.
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The Flora found on this planet just may out live us all, their species maybe mute and slow moving but their might is formidable.

 
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bongbrain

Member
well no, but they do talk. more of this. less of this. "i want to move on past another generation". "i don't give a shit." "fuck it i grow like i want" "all you bastards can suck it"
 
futant

futant

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Sunbiz1 said:
I used to think plants had some form of intelligence...until I noticed they will grow right into a hot ass bulb.

Why they do not notice their own fan leaves being roasted to a crisp remains a mystery.
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Not much different than how, often us men override logic when we have a hard on.
 
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