as i promised my new frnd..and also my peace offering to all u guys!

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verny

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im tired n didnt sleep..worried bout my lady on her first ayuhasca trip in peru..so bear with my amature doodlin.
 

tyler.durden

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that was a baby taylor by e way...rhymes with tyler doesnt it...taylor...tyler..????
You must be a blast at parties irl -

Host: Hey, listen matthew. You're making people uncomfortable and no one seems to like you. Would you mind leaving?

You: Suck my balls! ASS, BALLS! COCK! I'LL SUCK YER DICK! YOU'LL SUCK MY DICK!

Host: Ummmmm, okay. But seriously, would you mind leaving???

You: Take out guitar in the middle of everyone mingling, and start playing retarded doodles. "These songs are for you, guys! Please be my friend! NO??? YOU ALL SUCK! Forgive me, I love you guys. Assholes..."

Host - I guess he's not going to leave. Everyone kick him!

You - Ahhhh! That's the stuff...
 

verny

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You must be a blast at parties irl -

Host: Hey, listen matthew. You're making people uncomfortable and no one seems to like you. Would you mind leaving?

You: Suck my balls! ASS, BALLS! COCK! I'LL SUCK YER DICK! YOU'LL SUCK MY DICK!

Host: Ummmmm, okay. But seriously, would you mind leaving???

You: Take out guitar in the middle of everyone mingling, and start playing retarded doodles. "These songs are for you, guys! Please be my friend! NO??? YOU ALL SUCK! Forgive me, I love you guys. Assholes..."

Host - I guess he's not going to leave. Everyone kick him!

You - Ahhhh! That's the stuff...
dude help man....i am really cravin weed...n in e nation of floozies im in...its real hard to get...
 
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