A finger up the bum is gay? I guess that means I'm a gay too...hahaha
I like assplay on a girl
NOT ON ME
I remember the first time I fucked a chick in the ass,
My friend dared me to ask a chick to fuck me that he thought was hot when we were at the bowman grey racetrack in Winston Salem
So he pointed a chick out wearing a white kinda skanky shirt and jeans wearing boots
So I put me a wad of dip in and went up to her and said this cheesy ass shit
" damn you look so good in them sexy ass pants, id like to see them on my floor like right now"
Well ik she whould just say no or some bullshit girls usely say
But she stopped and looked at me dead in my fucking eyes
My internal thought was
"OH FUCK IM GONNA GET SLAPPED OUT OF MY FUCKING MIND"
She said im glad you didn't say and your panties cuz im not wear none
So my testosterone started pumping and I was like
Ohhh yeah thats how I get shit done
RIGHT WHEN I THOUGHT THAT
I spit some juice out and it landed right on her damn boots and she gave the most blood curling scream and said
YOU FUCKER THOSE WERE 250 BUCKS and left
So I went to him and said I blew it hahaha
And out the corner of my eye I see a nice looking girl in plaid and I said
Shit boy it aunt over yet so I go up to her and say
I like your legs they whould be perfect wrapped around my neck
And she said sorry not interested
And I said why
And she said im not into one night stands
And I said oh well it chould be more than one time in a night so she chuckled and said ohh that type of thing and I said
Yeah hahaha and started to walk away and she said this
"Ever fuck a girl in the ass???"
and I stuttered a little and said
N, n, no
Well one thing lead to another and we were at her little shitty ass trailer
And I did the nasty thing to do and licked her asshole a little and tried to shove my dick in there and it wouldn't go in
So I said shit I guess it won't go in
And we screwed around and found some petroleum jelly
I set the mood again ate her ass out and all and I
Did that shit like a champ
Hahaha loved it ever since
Sahara was her name
My ex didn't like it tho
Thats not why we broke up tho