It's easy to figure out what's apparent for you. You believe that something that there has never been any proof for is absolutely real.
You would rather look at the real world with blinders consisting of the pages of a book of 2000 year old fairy tales than accept that the stories you were brought up believing are false.
You obviously don't believe in evolution, despite the fact that all the major scientific disciplines support it. Not just biology.
Do you reject the theories of physics?
Is chemistry meaningless?
Do genetic codes lie?
Who is behind the conspiracy of geology?
If you value the word of this god so much, and have so little regard for the actual study of understanding the mechanisms of the universe, why not move to the holy land, get yourself a tent and a donkey, and spend the rest of your life wiping your ass with a handful of sand and counting down the days until Jesus floats back down from the sky?
If this was your first time showing that you don't understand evolution, then it could be attributed to mere ignorance, a lack of education in academic subjects. But its become apparent that, like so many fundamentalists, you wallow in the ignorance that religion cherishes, taking the lazy mans way of seeing the world through the supernatural.
Cling to your small gods if they give you comfort. Hold them close pray for them. Because all gods die. Even yours.
No, you didn't say you were monkeys, but you identify with them. It's a part of the "evolution" thing, right. I understand.
You can figure out what is apparent to a monkey, but you can't figure it out for a believing human. Your priorities are really fucked up.
And, granted, an actual monkey's shit will wash away. But I was giving you the benefit of the doubt by calling you "evolved". Cut yourself some slack. Do you really want your words to be just washed away?