Aussie Growers Thread

Venus55

Venus55

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yummy fur said:
@ruby, (btw is that a reference to Ruby Tuesday, like see you next Tuesday), You think you've got friends because you get a little stroke on your cock with a 'like'. You got no friends mate, if they were true blue friends they'd pull you aside and say "listen mate, ease up your talking complete shite, and this chap has not really deserved it" but they don't do that because they think being a mate means giving you a 'like' but that won't do you any good, a true mate know that sometime you'll need a little tough love. They don't want to say that now because they've (mostly but not all) jumped in too quick and now they're committed.

Ironically you cunse question whether I'm Australian, you're all a fucking disgrace to what a true Aussie really is. Like that chap who came in and told you all...


He sounds like he should be taking more responsibility here, but I think he feels an obligation to not break ranks. A real man can admit when he was wrong.

This is what you turds do not realise, I was shocked that I got welcomed with an image of a bunch of underage looking girls with their shaved cunts. Don't you realise the damage you are doing to someone like Venus55, then you talk about jerking off to her profile photo, she's a fucking 37 year old woman with a husband and kids, and you say that. You remind me of that scene in Trainspotting where to two dickheads are bragging in front of LuLu about their time in Amsterdam and the red light district. I can't find it on youtube but this will do.

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I’m not 37?????
 
Venus55

Venus55

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yummy fur said:
@ruby, (btw is that a reference to Ruby Tuesday, like see you next Tuesday), You think you've got friends because you get a little stroke on your cock with a 'like'. You got no friends mate, if they were true blue friends they'd pull you aside and say "listen mate, ease up your talking complete shite, and this chap has not really deserved it" but they don't do that because they think being a mate means giving you a 'like' but that won't do you any good, a true mate know that sometime you'll need a little tough love. They don't want to say that now because they've (mostly but not all) jumped in too quick and now they're committed.

Ironically you cunse question whether I'm Australian, you're all a fucking disgrace to what a true Aussie really is. Like that chap who came in and told you all...


He sounds like he should be taking more responsibility here, but I think he feels an obligation to not break ranks. A real man can admit when he was wrong.

This is what you turds do not realise, I was shocked that I got welcomed with an image of a bunch of underage looking girls with their shaved cunts. Don't you realise the damage you are doing to someone like Venus55, then you talk about jerking off to her profile photo, she's a fucking 37 year old woman with a husband and kids, and you say that. You remind me of that scene in Trainspotting where to two dickheads are bragging in front of LuLu about their time in Amsterdam and the red light district. I can't find it on youtube but this will do.

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And I don’t need a white **knight. I’m quite apt at defending myself. And if I was uncomfortable with random strangers jerking off over my pics I wouldn’t post them.
Women need to be held accountable for their own decisions and behaviours, the same way men do. It’s called equality.

I have strong feministic views but I’m not one of those women who think being whistled at walking down the street is degrading. If a man wants to show appreciation to what he sees let him. As long as he doesn’t overstep personal boundaries he’s not doing anything wrong.

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yummy fur

yummy fur

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Dickwad reckons "you want to get into venus55's pants. Mega Roffle.

When we met I was 32 and she was 18 she told me sometime later that she was concerned that she'd think "hmmm when I'm 28 he'll be an old crotchety cunt at 42. Well she's 49 now and will spontaneously dance for me, and no one else. I advised to nix the skipping rope move and one other modification. This is what Michael Jackson does, if you watch his dance moves he gradually removes some that don't work, you see it evolve over time.

Not sure how long youtube will leave it up, due to their music recognition software, but here it is (with permission) I was going for that silhouette looks like the Apple ads.


In case you were wondering, no I'm not Jay Gareth it's just a name I pulled out of my arse for you tube.
 
Lucky Luke

Lucky Luke

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yummy fur said:
Dickwad reckons "you want to get into venus55's pants. Mega Roffle.

When we met I was 32 and she was 18 she told me sometime later that she was concerned that she'd think "hmmm when I'm 28 he'll be an old crotchety cunt at 42. Well she's 49 now and will spontaneously dance for me, and no one else. I advised to nix the skipping rope move and one other modification. This is what Michael Jackson does, if you watch his dance moves he gradually removes some that don't work, you see it evolve over time.

Not sure how long youtube will leave it up, due to their music recognition software, but here it is (with permission) I was going for that silhouette looks like the Apple ads.


In case you were wondering, no I'm not Jay Gareth it's just a name I pulled out of my arse for you tube.
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I'm lost for words..it doesn't happen often.

Do you live in a share house?
 
yummy fur

yummy fur

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Who's the muppet who said to me 'how many women did you fuck last week' Lauged so hard almost threw up in my own mouth a little bit. Fuck means for that twat, dick goes in hole.
 
Bongsmoke420

Bongsmoke420

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Wow u get ur misso to dance in the dark for you? Is she that hideous you have to hide her face? have never laughed soo hard on this forum before, guess there is a first time for everything, what’s next? him uploading some weird fucking home porn like wtf rofl
 
Papasmurf99

Papasmurf99

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Bongsmoke420 said:
Wow u get ur misso to dance in the dark for you? Is she that hideous you have to hide her face? have never laughed soo hard on this forum before, guess there is a first time for everything, what’s next? him uploading some weird fucking home porn like wtf rofl
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His mum looks quite youthful, must be all the semen she inhales.
 
yummy fur

yummy fur

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Rigman said:
Yummy, listen mate, ease up cause your talking complete shite, and this thread does not really deserve it"


Something like that??
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I should clarify, the fuckwads who have attacked me with their vile stupidity do deserve it, but as I said earlier I don't want to go after twat, my real target is the professionals who are bluffing you. Much as men bluff women in general.


Mate, I just cannot respond "to your [sic] talking complete shite" Maybe I am, you have to prove it to me, explain which bit and why it is shite, if you can't do that then you have no right to criticise. If I really was talking complete shite you be able to say what exactly it is and why. If you can't even explain yourself, then how the fuck are you going to communicate and get to know a women.


I've done all the hard work for you. It took me 30 years full time, no kids, working, fighting and fucking the whole time. There's not enough time in your life to do this. I've been down every dead end I've face to to all the anger, I've done the analysis, I've been true to myself. And I didn't even know what I was doing other than I was being true to myself. And my highest value is freedom. Yet I found out that lo and behold. I didn't ask for this, it was thrust upon me and believe you me, I'd rather just float around in the bay on my little rubber ducky with my silent electric motor and vape some OG Kush, can't wait to test out the FireFly 2, it definitively lives up to it's reputation as the tastiest vape of them all. You can vape with without even heating and enjoy the flavour. I loved it at first, then I fucking hated it, then I loved it again. It's takes some time, you really need to get to know it, it's a bit of a PITA but in the end it's worth it. Actually that's very much like a woman.


Something like that??

Wanna know who talks complete shite? The experts. Here I'll prove it to you with advice from one of the most famous and respected clinics in the world The Mayo Clinic. This is why academics and professionals hate me.


Roll this around in your brain, premature ejaculation is a multi 10's of billions dollar industry, I say, that's me, the lone voice vs the rest of the world. That's right me vs everyone, I say there's no such thing as premature ejaculation as a problem that requires anything more that teaching your girl about men and knowing how to to jerk her off better than she can do it herself.


You might ask her to wear a frock that gets you harder than Chinese arithmetic, and what are you going to do when she angrily says that she doesn't need clothes and 'why don't you go and fuck the dress then'. I'll tell you what you do, you get all scared and never mention it again. But you were just being honest, it's not like you can't take the dress off and fuck her brains out a few more time. If you like the dress then you bless it. You'll never do that because I'm the only one in the world whose been given the most secular set of circumstance. If I had kids then I couldn't have done anything. I knew when I was 17 I wasn't the breeding type. No house, no mortgage, no possessions apart from all I need, therefore nothing binding us, she's free to fuck off at anytime. But I have a value for freedom and I have no desire to manipulate anyone. Now I didn't know all this at the time, appreciate that. When we met I expected maybe two years. I may not have ventured into the madness had I had known what I was in store for.


And none of it would have been possible if 10 years before one guy, the only man I've ever met who I have any respect for, he fell in love with my elder sister, but then evil people intervened. But he told me something when I was 20 in London. One little sentence set in train a course of events. So think about that, that's the power of truth.


As I said, you guys are not my target. Oh got off track yeah so the mayo clinic what if I told you that their advice is to 'talk to your doctor, he might ask questions like "do you come prematurely when masturbating"' I fucking shit you not you couldn't make this up, I want to do it live as a comedy routine. Imagine it. You go to the doctor and say, "coming to quickly is ruining my sex life" and the doctor say "how does you wife feel about this" "oh no doc I'm not married I meant when I am pleasure myself, it's all over too quickly"


Don't believe me, I don't blame you...


Your doctor might ask very personal questions and might also want to talk to your partner. To help your doctor determine the cause of your problem and the best course of treatment, be ready to answer questions such as:



  • How often do you have premature ejaculation?
  • When did you first experience premature ejaculation?
  • Do you have premature ejaculation only with a specific partner or partners?
  • Do you experience premature ejaculation when you masturbate?
https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/premature-ejaculation/diagnosis-treatment/drc-20354905[
 
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