Aussie Growers Thread

[The cap]

A ex of my missos is hounding her to give him another chance to be together . She hates the kent. Should I >>>>>>

A: Kill his dog ?

B: Torture Him

C: Kill em both

D : All of the Above

Yeah don't hurt the pet!! hahaha..
Tell her to tell him, to Fuck off and that she is keeping you from killing him..!! And if he doesn't Fuck off then she will let you kill him!!

 

[Supa smoka]

Yeah i wish he had of talked to me . So we could sit down and have a cup of tea with a few scones and sort it out

 

[Miyagi]

Yeah i wish he had of talked to me . So we could sit down and have a cup of tea with a few scones and sort it out

Hahahahahahahahahaha pooped a little

 

[Supa smoka]

i think he shat a little when i answered. guess he wasnt expecting me too answer

 

[Miyagi]

haha next time be all like "Hey sexy, what'chya wearing?"
like there'll be a next time lol

 

[Supa smoka]

thats a golden idea .. hope he rings back

 

[Miyagi]

My misso is due back in 20 mins, been free all week, the party is over And I know she's going to go apeshit coz to her eyes I have been couchwarming all week. Sorry hun but I just don't vacuum and shit everyday. Be greatfull I showered today
ooh speak of the devil

 

[Supa smoka]

thats it miyagi ..

 

[Buck123]

haha thats gold miyag!!

 

['ome Grown]

A.


Had a friend knock out someones front teeth and then throw them away in front of the guy. Worked a treat.

 

[Supa smoka]

Arent all women really pretty much the same in the end apart from the phyisilogical side of things

 

['ome Grown]

nah man

Two types of women.

Handbag girls and shoes girls. There is a new hybrid out there...the dreaded handbag and shoes girl.

 

[Supa smoka]

Yeah there is half ragged and always ragged someone once told me

 

[Supa smoka]

Well id say i have the shoe and handbag type

 

[[420]Haze]

A woman is simply a life support system for a vagina.

 

[[420]Haze]

LOL

 

[Buck123]

Yeah there is half ragged and always ragged someone once told me

true that mang!!

 

[Miyagi]

Well id say i have the shoe and handbag type

Mine's the lips and arseholes type

 

[Supa smoka]

A woman is simply a life support system for a vagina.

Thats the best description ive ever heard of a female

 

[Miyagi]

Haha she gets home from a 2hr drive and I send her out for takeaway, no wonder haha