Aussie Growers Thread

OzCocoLoco

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When law gets involved just make sure you don't have more than 50 together, other than that it's free for all haha
The enhanced cultivation law is the one above 50 is automatically deemed commercial but that’s not the worst,above 500 grams is also automatic commercial that’s the one that worries me at harvest I like to push it through dry it rough trim then vac it up and move to a safe house ASAP
 

Venus55

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Ah. The scent of tuna. There's nothing like aroma of pussy on a man's moustache
Ok ok men (aka boys).. Let me clarify a common misconception lots of dudes have. Girls do not smell like fish or anything similar lol!! I'm gonna get a bit gross here, but if u come across a woman that does smell like something fished out of a trawlers net, it's a bacterial infection in her v'jay jay!! I know this because a chick I used to live with had it and if I happened to go to the toilet after she'd just been WHOA I was near knocked out!!! It smelt like the fucking mullet my partner uses to catch beach worms! Haha Putrid!!! :spew:
 

ruby fruit

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Ok ok men (aka boys).. Let me clarify a common misconception lots of dudes have. Girls do not smell like fish or anything similar lol!! I'm gonna get a bit gross here, but if u come across a woman that does smell like something fished out of a trawlers net, it's a bacterial infection in her v'jay jay!! I know this because a chick I used to live with had it and if I happened to go to the toilet after she'd just been WHOA I was near knocked out!!! It smelt like the fucking mullet my partner uses to catch beach worms! Haha Putrid!!! :spew:
Well cant say exactly what my missus vag juice smells like all I know is I like it and it stings my eyes if shes sitting on my face :)
 

OzCocoLoco

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Well cant say exactly what my missus vag juice smells like all I know is I like it and it stings my eyes if shes sitting on my face :)
I managed to get a my ex a perfect (money) shot right in the eyeball 2 days later she calls me abusing the shit out of me,she couldn’t open her eye properly and one of the doctors at her work asked her what was wrong and she told him what had happened hahahahaha apparently sperm in the eye is not a good idea the funny bit was he told her he gets atleast 3-4 patients a month cum ;) in with the same issue hahaha
 

Venus55

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I managed to get a my ex a perfect (money) shot right in the eyeball 2 days later she calls me abusing the shit out of me,she couldn’t open her eye properly and one of the doctors at her work asked her what was wrong and she told him what had happened hahahahaha apparently sperm in the eye is not a good idea the funny bit was he told her he gets atleast 3-4 patients a month cum ;) in with the same issue hahaha
Omg that's freaking hilarious!!
 

giglewigle

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gunna get some seasol tommoro more for the out door vege garden bit hesitent to use it on my autos should i steer clear of any thing that says stimulates flowering and fruiting i want my auto to get in a good veg
 

ruby fruit

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I managed to get a my ex a perfect (money) shot right in the eyeball 2 days later she calls me abusing the shit out of me,she couldn’t open her eye properly and one of the doctors at her work asked her what was wrong and she told him what had happened hahahahaha apparently sperm in the eye is not a good idea the funny bit was he told her he gets atleast 3-4 patients a month cum ;) in with the same issue hahaha
Hahaha ....and best way to clean it is urine go figure
 

OzCocoLoco

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I managed to get a my ex a perfect (money) shot right in the eyeball 2 days later she calls me abusing the shit out of me,she couldn’t open her eye properly and one of the doctors at her work asked her what was wrong and she told him what had happened hahahahaha apparently sperm in the eye is not a good idea the funny bit was he told her he gets atleast 3-4 patients a month cum ;) in with the same issue hahaha
 
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