awkward question but i figured my friends here at RIU wouldnt mind

HoLE

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so my girl of the week has been telling me if i shaved my package id look like a porn star, but my legs are so damn hairy i think it would just look strange. what do you all think?

i told her only swimmers pornstars and women shave their privates and i think ill stick to that. but tell me what you all think

my wife shaved mine about 3 weeks ago,,and says she wants too keep it like that,,,,takes some getting used too,,but I don't mind,,,I like her shaved so fair is fair,,,,although it looks wierd in my eyes,,she loves it,,,Know What I'm Sayin:-P
 

HoLE

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my wife shaved mine about 3 weeks ago,,and says she wants too keep it like that,,,,takes some getting used too,,but I don't mind,,,I like her shaved so fair is fair,,,,although it looks wierd in my eyes,,she loves it,,,Know What I'm Sayin:-P

did I just admit I'm bald in the genital area,,I meant to say I got scalded by boiling bong water in the genital area,,,,lol,,,j/k,,,I'm clean down there
 

JN811

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fuck that shit dude.. shaving ur body hair is GAY.. you have it for a reason, just give it a nice trim... that is unless she says she'll suck ur balls! then Id do it!!! ;)
 

four2zerOallday

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thats what i told her, id trim for her but it would just be silly to have a clean package and hairy legs and chest

then she said something like "well would it be sexy if i shaved you?" i told her i wasnt that kind of freak

how many people are checkin out your junk on a regular basis? chances are if it does look strange only your girls you, and that creepy dude at the urinal will be able to see your shaved bush.
 

KaleoXxX

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fuck that shit dude.. shaving ur body hair is GAY.. you have it for a reason, just give it a nice trim... that is unless she says she'll suck ur balls! then Id do it!!! ;)
like i said, shell do just about anything i ask. she deeps like a champ too, all the way to the balls

i think ill keep this one... and for that ill have to do a trim so she dosnt find a cleaner guy
 

SocataSmoker

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did I just admit I'm bald in the genital area,,I meant to say I got scalded by boiling bong water in the genital area,,,,lol,,,j/k,,,I'm clean down there

Not only that, you admitted that SHE shaved it for you...

The visual image of husband and wife shaving each other is just weird...

"Oh hunny don't move, I missed a little spot"

LOL!!! :hump:
 

JN811

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its not that its the fact that shaving ur genitals is uncomftorable.... very itchy.. fuck that shit..
 

JN811

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like i said, shell do just about anything i ask. she deeps like a champ too, all the way to the balls

i think ill keep this one... and for that ill have to do a trim so she dosnt find a cleaner guy
right on dude! Id just give em a #1, lol
 

HoLE

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fuck that shit dude.. shaving ur body hair is GAY.. you have it for a reason, just give it a nice trim... that is unless she says she'll suck ur balls! then Id do it!!! ;)


that is unless she says she'll suck ur balls! then Id do it!!!

thats what she said:hump: ,,,,,,and is fullfilling her wish,,,,and wants to keep it up:mrgreen:
 

JN811

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fuck dude.. have u ever had a hair pulled outta ur sack..:o thats some painful shit. Be careful, and God bless....:hump:
 

HoLE

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Not only that, you admitted that SHE shaved it for you...

The visual image of husband and wife shaving each other is just weird...

"Oh hunny don't move, I missed a little spot"

LOL!!! :hump:
it was awesome,,,she lotioned it up,,,shaved it perfect,,then wiped it down,,,,and blew me better than ever,,the shaving was like some wierd foreplay or something,,,,she treats me awesome,,,,how could I say No
 

SocataSmoker

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it was awesome,,,she lotioned it up,,,shaved it perfect,,then wiped it down,,,,and blew me better than ever,,the shaving was like some wierd foreplay or something,,,,she treats me awesome,,,,how could I say No

Hahaha, man... now that I know that how will I ever look at you two with a straight face if I ever stop by on the way back up to Alaska!

I'll just blame it on the gigglebush... :weed:
 

KaleoXxX

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haha i just burned and im thinking outlandishly. what if i used beard trimming tactics down there? like sideburns or a goatee or a "chin strap" i guess it would be more like a nut strap lol
 

JN811

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haha i just burned and im thinking outlandishly. what if i used beard trimming tactics down there? like sideburns or a goatee or a "chin strap" i guess it would be more like a nut strap lol
thatd be awesome!!! Do it and then name ur sack :clap:
 

DoeEyed

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A shaved man is a treat, so many of you won't do it... Much, much nicer to give attention to your bits when we aren't coughing up a hairball. lol And it does, indeed, make you look bigger. Fair warning, if you take it all the way down, it'll itch and burn coming back in, until you're used to it.
 

KaleoXxX

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A shaved man is a treat, so many of you won't do it... Much, much nicer to give attention to your bits when we aren't coughing up a hairball. lol And it does, indeed, make you look bigger. Fair warning, if you take it all the way down, it'll itch and burn coming back in, until you're used to it.
so is a woman withe her... aaa... expertise, thats why ill do it for her, or atleast a comfy middle ground
 

HoLE

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Hahaha, man... now that I know that how will I ever look at you two with a straight face if I ever stop by on the way back up to Alaska!

I'll just blame it on the gigglebush... :weed:
a visit would be awesome Socata,,your welcome here anytime,,,,,and we could just blame it on my last grow:mrgreen:bongsmilie:eyesmoke::eyesmoke:
 
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