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kushhound187

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Sooo, after almost a week of lazy days(never happens usually) i am hopping into my truck to go do some work in the city. i have experience in several trades and i pick up casual work in town. i dont need to, but i cant sit around all day erry day. It helps keep my mind from going soft ( a real threat when yoir are all alone, watching a huge cattle ranch(my full time job when theres actually something to do.). ive just recently started doing this, i actually manage a company(wont say of what kind, as i dint post things that could directly lead someone right to me).

i hate going back to the world. it sucks. i have to get into the most ragged muthafucka(a '72 rust red chevy) and drive for a hour. i hate driving. i would rather ride a horse all day bareback than drive. i dont mind bangin around towns, cause you dont go fast. but i HATE THE HIGHWAY. THAT SHIT FREAKS ME OUT. ASSHOLES DRIVING LIKE THEY WANT TO CUASE A FATALITY. it scares the shit out of me, knowing i have to share the road with some of the dumbest pieces of bunny turd who walk the earth.

i have been called to help with accidents close to my ranch latley. there was two that happened 3 days apart on this narrow ass little curved road. they were deiving to fast, and one was doing her makeup. when i heard this i thought the fireman callin me asking for a extra set of hands(people know if they are close and they call, i will drop errything and jump on my horse) was fucking around. i thought there was no way he could be serious. im sorry to say, he was.

anyway, i pray to god i dont have some asshole hit me head on or some shit like that. you never know, and thats why i hate returning to the world. cars and high speeds arent my favorite shit.
 

Orithil

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I'm pretty comfortable driving anywhere from 25 MPH to 90 MPH, 100 MPH makes me a little edgy, but I can deal with it.
 

match box

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I don't like driving either. I really hate night driving I won't drive more than a few blocks at night. I can't see for shit at night.
 

Miss.Rabbit

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I used to make a two hour commute to work and back every day and loved the drive! I find myself tempted to just make the run for fun and the scenery:)
 

kinetic

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I used to be a road warrior, I always liked leaving at 4 am better than coming home at 4pm.
 

kushhound187

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Ahhh, the world. How i hate it and how i love it. Lucky for me, no one t boned me, or smashed into me head on, or anything. But the highway was still eventful. There was a guy getting pulled over for throwing a whole garbage bag full of shit out his window. He threw it out right as he blew past me 30 km over the limit. The sheriffs were coming out of a hidden little road erryone calls "the fuck" cause its in the middle of nowhere and if you get stuck in the mud, yer FUCKED. closes house is about 5 miles. Anyway, the asshole got a hefty fine, and they probably impouded the vehicle. They do that if youve been drinking (which he mest have been). haha im glad they caught him, cause i woulda chased this prick across the country if i had to to tell him what a piece of shit he was.

Also of note, a guy i went to school with back in the day is dating a cousin of mine. Shes a bitch so i really dont care, but i do care she told him i grow. I dont sell direct to anyone. But i know him, and when he asked, i told him i had a half zip (the most i ttavel with) and id sell him a 8th. When i told him 60 bucks he tripped, and said thats twice what its worth. When i pulled it out of the seat(i keep it in the hole in the seat) He said something i will never forget when he smelled it.
"thats not dank, thats STANK! That is shit smells like the best weed ive ever smelled!"

he paid that 60 bucks. Hey, if im gonna sell my own shit, face to face, its gotta be worth the risk.Why fuck myself for 30 bucks
 

shawn705

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Ahhh, the world. How i hate it and how i love it. Lucky for me, no one t boned me, or smashed into me head on, or anything. But the highway was still eventful. There was a guy getting pulled over for throwing a whole garbage bag full of shit out his window. He threw it out right as he blew past me 30 km over the limit. The sheriffs were coming out of a hidden little road erryone calls "the fuck" cause its in the middle of nowhere and if you get stuck in the mud, yer FUCKED. closes house is about 5 miles. Anyway, the asshole got a hefty fine, and they probably impouded the vehicle. They do that if youve been drinking (which he mest have been). haha im glad they caught him, cause i woulda chased this prick across the country if i had to to tell him what a piece of shit he was.

Also of note, a guy i went to school with back in the day is dating a cousin of mine. Shes a bitch so i really dont care, but i do care she told him i grow. I dont sell direct to anyone. But i know him, and when he asked, i told him i had a half zip (the most i ttavel with) and id sell him a 8th. When i told him 60 bucks he tripped, and said thats twice what its worth. When i pulled it out of the seat(i keep it in the hole in the seat) He said something i will never forget when he smelled it.
"thats not dank, thats STANK! That is shit smells like the best weed ive ever smelled!"

he paid that 60 bucks. Hey, if im gonna sell my own shit, face to face, its gotta be worth the risk.Why fuck myself for 30 bucks
most ive ever paid for an 8th is 50$ and that was of sum insane kush from a random supplier.. i hate when people pollute for nothing.. like at the river i fish at by the dam there's always tons of worm buckets and bobers and bottles floating around so we boat around and scoop alot of it up with the fish net.. fucken ignorance eh
 

kushhound187

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I would feel bad about the price, but 30 buck isint worth constable russel pulling me over and making my life more challenging. Plus his reaction was worth erry bit of it. if you coulda heard how he said it, thats what the killer was.

unfortunatly, i might have to go spend some time in my real job. Gues where? in a city. i hate crowds, noise and all the inconsiderate people live. there are good parts to citys, but only if you are a visitor. altho i could dig living in quebec. only cause i like french girls...

but long term city dwelling is not best for me. besides i hate half of the people out there. why would i want to be within arms reach of some? Other than talking and fucking, i dont really have much use for most. Most pwople out there are to dumb. its just the way it is.
 

kushhound187

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I was just wondering what the hell the cops were doing driving thru the fuck. tgat is a windy little bitch, lost of sinking pits of mud and shit, and i think therse like no real point in driving on it. and the cops are a not new to the area. to be honest tho, ive never meant to drive on the fuck. its to wild for me to drive thru there, but i will go in on a horse.

the thing that i dont like is sometimes you can here a bunch of hicks partying and uo to no good. plus the "whooooo its great to be a redneck" makes it kinda funny,m. i dint know anyone would be proud of that shit. ive lived ibmn citys and in the country, but ive never met anyone proud ofthat shit. but i have no idea who goes out too the bush to party and scream bout loving being a redneck after that im always worried im going to catch a local fucking a cousin ( and the nasty shit is, you woukd know its therir cousin, cause erryone knows on another in these woods
 
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