Bacon Shortage

Three Berries

Three Berries

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Eat Pork!

It is good and healthy to eat pork!
If you do not eat pork, you will not be allowed access to:
1) public transportation
2) malls and grocery stores
3) employment







If you do not eat pork, your children will be taken into protective custody.
If you post any negative comment online concerning the consumption of pork, you will be banned from all social media. This includes stating any religious preference that forbids the consumption of pork.
If you publicly demonstrate your refusal to eat pork, you will become a designated a terrorist.
If you do not have your valid Pork Pass in your possession at all times, you will be arrested and sent to a detention center for corrective action.
If you allow anyone entry into your residence who has not eaten pork, you will be arrested and imprisoned for life.
If you ever encounter anyone in public who has not eaten pork or does not have a valid Pork Pass in their possession, you must report this incident immediately to the Pork Consumption Awareness Center. Simply dial 911 for assistance.

Since you were willing to defile your sanctified body and mind with an experimental serum that is being administered without any legal recourse to any injury it may cause anyone, and that you waived your right to informed consent before receiving your dosage, explain why you refuse to eat pork again?
 
CunningCanuk

CunningCanuk

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Three Berries said:



Eat Pork!

It is good and healthy to eat pork!
If you do not eat pork, you will not be allowed access to:
1) public transportation
2) malls and grocery stores
3) employment







If you do not eat pork, your children will be taken into protective custody.
If you post any negative comment online concerning the consumption of pork, you will be banned from all social media. This includes stating any religious preference that forbids the consumption of pork.
If you publicly demonstrate your refusal to eat pork, you will become a designated a terrorist.
If you do not have your valid Pork Pass in your possession at all times, you will be arrested and sent to a detention center for corrective action.
If you allow anyone entry into your residence who has not eaten pork, you will be arrested and imprisoned for life.
If you ever encounter anyone in public who has not eaten pork or does not have a valid Pork Pass in their possession, you must report this incident immediately to the Pork Consumption Awareness Center. Simply dial 911 for assistance.

Since you were willing to defile your sanctified body and mind with an experimental serum that is being administered without any legal recourse to any injury it may cause anyone, and that you waived your right to informed consent before receiving your dosage, explain why you refuse to eat pork again?
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Still think you’re gonna make it to 10 thousand posts?
 
Roger A. Shrubber

Roger A. Shrubber

Well-Known Member
Three Berries said:



Eat Pork!

It is good and healthy to eat pork!
If you do not eat pork, you will not be allowed access to:
1) public transportation
2) malls and grocery stores
3) employment







If you do not eat pork, your children will be taken into protective custody.
If you post any negative comment online concerning the consumption of pork, you will be banned from all social media. This includes stating any religious preference that forbids the consumption of pork.
If you publicly demonstrate your refusal to eat pork, you will become a designated a terrorist.
If you do not have your valid Pork Pass in your possession at all times, you will be arrested and sent to a detention center for corrective action.
If you allow anyone entry into your residence who has not eaten pork, you will be arrested and imprisoned for life.
If you ever encounter anyone in public who has not eaten pork or does not have a valid Pork Pass in their possession, you must report this incident immediately to the Pork Consumption Awareness Center. Simply dial 911 for assistance.

Since you were willing to defile your sanctified body and mind with an experimental serum that is being administered without any legal recourse to any injury it may cause anyone, and that you waived your right to informed consent before receiving your dosage, explain why you refuse to eat pork again?
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where'd you find the picture of trump at Biden's Luau?
 
Grandpapy

Grandpapy

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My local Cafe gets supplies from a wholesaler in Sacramento.

She hasn't been able to find Chicken Breasts for 2 weeks now.
Last week she introduced that paper thin bacon chit you would find at BK, no thick or reg cut available.
Same with frozen hash browns, she can only get dehydrated hash browns.
 
Cycad

Cycad

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Grandpapy said:
My local Cafe gets supplies from a wholesaler in Sacramento.
She hasn't been able to find Chicken Breasts for 2 weeks now.
Last week she introduced that paper thin bacon chit you would find at BK, no thick or reg cut available.
Same with frozen hash browns, she can only get

Are you draggin BK into this AGAIN?
dehydrated hash browns. Only in America...
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Jimdamick

Jimdamick

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Grandpapy said:
My local Cafe gets supplies from a wholesaler in Sacramento.

She hasn't been able to find Chicken Breasts for 2 weeks now.
Last week she introduced that paper thin bacon chit you would find at BK, no thick or reg cut available.
Same with frozen hash browns, she can only get dehydrated hash browns.
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I've started to look for sales on meat/poultry & am working on stocking my freezer now because it's just started (that reminds me/10 boxes .270 Winchester + toilet paper :) )
Really, ships can't unload, trucks can't move, shortage of labor, closed/reduced processing plants, fucked up climate (drought/fire) which affects farms, etc., etc.
The supply chain is fucked & it can't/won't be fixed in a couple of months.
The ball has just started to roll.
 
Three Berries

Three Berries

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On sale this week!


Berkot's Farm Fresh Premium Boneless Skinless Chicken Breast
No Added Hormones, Cage Free & Antibiotic Free, Family Pack

$ 2 .99 lb.


Berkot's Fresh Slab Bacon
$ 4 .99 lb.
 
Budley Doright

Budley Doright

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Jimdamick said:
I've started to look for sales on meat/poultry & am working on stocking my freezer now because it's just started (that reminds me/10 boxes .270 Winchester + toilet paper :) )
Really, ships can't unload, trucks can't move, shortage of labor, closed/reduced processing plants, fucked up climate (drought/fire) which affects farms, etc., etc.
The supply chain is fucked & it can't/won't be fixed in a couple of months.
The ball has just started to roll.
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That reminds me 10 boxes .270 ….. thanks Jim ;).
 
Roger A. Shrubber

Roger A. Shrubber

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Cycad said:
Oh. I suppose you only had the chance to eat Haggisburgers in Scotland and maybe deep fried Mars bars washed down with a pint of Heavy.
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what's it like to be a living stereotype? you are the TYPICAL disdainful European looking down their crooked nose over a mouth full of yellow crooked English teeth at your "backwards cousins across the pond.".... :roll:
 
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