bad day ahead...

Have you ever just started your day really bad? Well today so far has been quite painful in the half hour ive been awake. So i wake up walk out of my room and FLOOOR i trip over my dog and hit my face on the ground. Great so i have a little cut on my face oh well not that bad. Next im in the shower and by far the dumbest thing ive ever done happens to me. Im putting soap on my hands to wash my face, as i bring my hands up to my face i started to sneeze, and you know how you inhale before you sneeze. Well since my soapy hands were there i inhaled through my nose and snorted a big pile of soap.... This was very painful i can tell you that And I have no bud till august =[. So anybody else have any stories of stupid yet funny if its not you things that have happened to you?

one time i woke up and was soo pissed cuz my gf at the time had broke up with me the night before. so im there in the shower brushing my teeth thinking about it, well i guess i didnt realize it but i was like lol i guess i was violently brushing my teeth just thinkin about it next thing i know the toothbrush like zipped the wrong way and slams into my gums and top speed with the plastic part. it hurt a lot.


that night by some miricale, my sis had this gurl she new come visit from another state. we ended up goin to the club to entertain her, next thing i know im fuckin this big titted european girl in my parents house


as soon as she took her shirt off and i saw those perfect fluffy boobies I new everything would be ok


so dont sweat it bro, the day is not over yet

ahahah well if this day ends with a european girl at my hose it will turn into an amazing one

One time i was in the shower and i was super tired and had my head up against the glass wall. And i sneezed and hit my head on the glass... it was the dumbest day of my life

European women... ahhhh... *daydreams*

I've walked into doors already. one time I missed the hall way and walked into the wall. sober.

I'm usually great at backing up in cars, but my new car I have trouble with. can't see out the back to well, and I often don't look very well at all. a few times I've come within inches of hidding someone elses car. somehow I've avoided any scratches. lol

Haha i hate this day so god damn much. I went to take my dog out for a walk and it started pouring so bad. Got soaked by the time i ran back home.

Came home to my dog chewing up a few grand in furniture. That was pretty bad, and surprised we still have her to this day!

Rsixxer said:

Came home to my dog chewing up a few grand in furniture. That was pretty bad, and surprised we still have her to this day!

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Haha yeah been there done that. The little mutt in my avatar ripped apart my parents couch when i was living with them.