^^^^^^^^^^^^^^kill them, kill them dead.
can I borrow your handgun?
About damn time! I still think you should have dropped a friendly hot load for them.yeah. lol
wait let me use it on my neighbors first.
Why not pray to George and let him handle it directly.bet George would have an idea or two....
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Dinner!But what is the fish for?
bruddah, i'd forget about 'em, Superbowl mania man, tell 'em to chill and just spark a doob, problem solved, heheI talked to them today. It was his wife that called. While I was talking to him she came to the window of their house and she was fucking fired up. Her husband was trying to be cool and keep the peace but she was FUCKING FIRED UP. I smiled and told her nothing illegal was going on over here and she just got madder. I asked if they could smell anything at all and they said no. Then I said, "problem solved then huh, have a nice Sunday and enjoy watching the Patriots win the Superbowl today" and I walked away with her still fired up and starting to yell. I had the biggest smart ass smile on my face the whole time and I think that upset her even more.
What was she yelling?I talked to them today. It was his wife that called. While I was talking to him she came to the window of their house and she was fucking fired up. Her husband was trying to be cool and keep the peace but she was FUCKING FIRED UP. I smiled and told her nothing illegal was going on over here and she just got madder. I asked if they could smell anything at all and they said no. Then I said, "problem solved then huh, have a nice Sunday and enjoy watching the Patriots win the Superbowl today" and I walked away with her still fired up and starting to yell. I had the biggest smart ass smile on my face the whole time and I think that upset her even more.
LMAO, reminded me a lot of the movie, "Death at a Funeral". Friggin' hilarious movie (5 stars)Shit i forgot the best payback of all .
Go to the store & buy brownie mix & exlax , whip up the neighbor some bad ass brownies , pour brownie batter in the pan then insert roughly 80 pieces of exlax before cooking them , this assures whoever eats them will get about 10 pieces of exlax in each brownie .
It'll take about 12 hrs before he gets explosive shits , after about 3 days his ass will be like road rash from dumping your bike on a gravel road doin 70 mph .
Would you eat anything a bad neighbour gave you?Shit i forgot the best payback of all .
Go to the store & buy brownie mix & exlax , whip up the neighbor some bad ass brownies , pour brownie batter in the pan then insert roughly 80 pieces of exlax before cooking them , this assures whoever eats them will get about 10 pieces of exlax in each brownie .
It'll take about 12 hrs before he gets explosive shits , after about 3 days his ass will be like road rash from dumping your bike on a gravel road doin 70 mph .
get your neighbor some of this, sounds like he needs the extra strength stuffI talked to them today. It was his wife that called. While I was talking to him she came to the window of their house and she was fucking fired up. Her husband was trying to be cool and keep the peace but she was FUCKING FIRED UP. I smiled and told her nothing illegal was going on over here and she just got madder. I asked if they could smell anything at all and they said no. Then I said, "problem solved then huh, have a nice Sunday and enjoy watching the Patriots win the Superbowl today" and I walked away with her still fired up and starting to yell. I had the biggest smart ass smile on my face the whole time and I think that upset her even more.
lol!get your neighbor some of this, sounds like he needs the extra strength stuff
No but im not stupid or ignorant about people , most people are brain dead to begin with , think about how naive a neighbor would have to be to call the cops on their neighbor,using their own phone , then meet the cops out front & point at the persons house , its not like they have high i q's in street smarts , in the hood that kinda shit will get a cop calling bitch killed & they dont understand the what if's .Would you eat anything a bad neighbour gave you?
Bro, we feel you, been three a dozen times, screw her, she is not worth a gray hair. Each time my folks would relocate to another place, i get the same BS. All i gotta say is that she should really consider trying it out, i might shut her friggin' mouth up, instead of minding someone else's business! Moreover, she would prolly thank you for it one dayI started the convo by asking him if he smelt any chemicals today. He said "no, we know you have marijuana over there." Me, "why did you tell them chemicals? Is that the only way you could get them to come? There is nothing illegal over here"
Them/her (It was hard to hear cause she was inside her house and I was in my yard) "DON'T TELL ME THE LAWS I GOT FAMILY IN THE FIRE DEPT AND POLICE DEPARTMENT"
Me "But why would you lie and tell them you smelt chemical and now you're telling me it was a marijuana smell? They probably thought it was a meth lab"
Her "WE'VE LIVED HERE FOR 40 YEARS, BLAH BLAH BLAH"
I'm sure I missed a lot of what she said but it wasn't anything that made sense. She was more upset because I questioned why they lied to the cops and why they even called them before they talked to me and gave me a chance to fix it.
She did say something about calling them again if they smelled it, something about having asthma and migraines. I told her she should try medical marijuana for those things. She was really upset by now and thats when I told them to have a nice Sunday....and I got down off my wheelbarrow and walked away. (I was standing in my wheelbarrow so I could see over the 6ft fence) I could still hear her but couldn't understand what she was saying.
I really would like to set down with her and explain all the great benefits of medical marijuana and how I saved my grandmas life with it, but I don't think she is open minded enough to get past her ego, so fuck her.