The cat scratching was to beat the sponge because a cat can rip it up......no need to be so technical dude this is supposed to be fun....The sponge doesn't beat firefighters with a giant hose, nor does a cat scratching a scratching post.
No you cannot beat AIDS with a condom....You can't physically beat AIDS with anything you can prevent AIDS with a condom.....Ok I'll have to bow out then cause you can't beat aids out of a person with a condom either. I would have though I won dangit.
personally I think the guy who posted the cockroach to the nuclear bomb has already won the thread, if there's a winner, but I think this cycle will be perpetual.The winner is the person who can be most creative in their answers. Technicality's aren't so important.