Arrid
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haha. You funny dude.
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Sabud
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"When i hear the weather warning alarm, i lock the doors and windows, shut the blind, and lay on the floor..... Jahovias Witness is in the neighborhood"
or
"Black and white makes gray, then what dose gray and brown make, a nigger about to put a cap in your ass"
lol excuse me for using the N-word , apologies in advanced
or
"Black and white makes gray, then what dose gray and brown make, a nigger about to put a cap in your ass"
lol excuse me for using the N-word , apologies in advanced
kindprincess
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hey, look! i'm on tv!
HI MOOOOM!!!!
HI MOOOOM!!!!
ILoveUMaryJane
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[does counterstrike voice]
*off-screen*: "You take the point"
"No YOU take the fucking point, pussy, i'm out of flashbangs"
- Sorry for anyone out there who doesn't get it, bit of a geeky one
*off-screen*: "You take the point"
"No YOU take the fucking point, pussy, i'm out of flashbangs"
- Sorry for anyone out there who doesn't get it, bit of a geeky one
jacgrass420
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put the money in the bag and hand over the bra bitch...
WillieNelson
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Put the toothpaste in the bag! Good slave.
WillieNelson
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It rubs the lotion on its skin.
awalkingtalkingenigma
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"Momma, Momma! I swear to god if you don't take my picture so I can post it on match.com I'm going to sho.."
"WHAT YOU THINK I'M PLAYING? IF YOU COME BACK AND YOU AIN'T GOT MY TURKEY LUNCHABLES..."
"WHAT YOU THINK I'M PLAYING? IF YOU COME BACK AND YOU AIN'T GOT MY TURKEY LUNCHABLES..."
ThatPirateGuy
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"Where the fuck are my Doritos man I ain't Playin!"
awalkingtalkingenigma
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thought of another...
(Bill O'Reilly) "Welcome back, folks. Tonights Unresolved Segment centers around another example of how this 'gangsta rap' is corrupting our youth. Apparently this pinhead had been listening to that despicable Ludacris fellow when he approached an elderly white woman in front of a Costco and repeatedly yelled 'Move bitch, get out the way Get out the way bitch, get out the way'."
(Bill O'Reilly) "Welcome back, folks. Tonights Unresolved Segment centers around another example of how this 'gangsta rap' is corrupting our youth. Apparently this pinhead had been listening to that despicable Ludacris fellow when he approached an elderly white woman in front of a Costco and repeatedly yelled 'Move bitch, get out the way Get out the way bitch, get out the way'."
awalkingtalkingenigma
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These are my last two (I swear):
"K-Mart is proud to introduce the Trailer Park Meth-Ninja Halloween costume. Now 1/2 off when you purchase 3 pairs of spandex pants or 25 boxes of matches. Comes in two exciting colors: 'blowin up the tin house' black and 'loosin your kids to the law' lime green!"
"WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHAFUCKAS HAS BEEN TOUCHIN' MY TURTLES?!"
"K-Mart is proud to introduce the Trailer Park Meth-Ninja Halloween costume. Now 1/2 off when you purchase 3 pairs of spandex pants or 25 boxes of matches. Comes in two exciting colors: 'blowin up the tin house' black and 'loosin your kids to the law' lime green!"
"WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHAFUCKAS HAS BEEN TOUCHIN' MY TURTLES?!"
ThatPirateGuy
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"I'll be relieving you of your wallet and that watch today, you cooperation would be appreciated"
ILoveUMaryJane
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Aaaaaahahahahaha! Hahaha! Haha, ha, aaaah. That was good
