newworldicon
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If you took the time to read the whole thread you would notice that he was the initial orchestrator of the crap. Now post a joke!
Best Joke to Tell High?
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legalizeitcanada
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he man was that you gettin abducted in your avatar......what was it like???
newworldicon
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It's a picture of a A-117 demonstrating a zero point propulsion system.
GottaHaveIt
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A major research institution has
recently announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new element has been tentatively named "Governmentium". Governmentium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 11 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert.
However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of three years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange
places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred
to as "Critical Morass". You will know it when you see it.
recently announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new element has been tentatively named "Governmentium". Governmentium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 11 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert.
However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of three years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange
places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred
to as "Critical Morass". You will know it when you see it.
WeeGogs
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yes : well...........
this is a joke thread, not a welcoming party that is beckoning an I Q test.
GottaHaveIt
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oh come on... that was funny. A little dry perhaps, but still funny.
GottaHaveIt
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A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
GottaHaveIt
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Q. Why do they call it PMS?
A. Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
A. Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
'Oh Kenny, do you remember, the last time we were up here. It was 25 years ago and we made love for the very first time.' 'I remember sweetheart, we made love next to that fence over there. What do you think about doing it again.'
She agreed and they got close to the fence so no one would see them and started making love. Soon she went completely wild, moving about like she was a possessed woman.
"Wow, Sweetheart, you didn't do that last time."
"I know" she stammered, "the fence wasn't electrified back then."
She agreed and they got close to the fence so no one would see them and started making love. Soon she went completely wild, moving about like she was a possessed woman.
"Wow, Sweetheart, you didn't do that last time."
"I know" she stammered, "the fence wasn't electrified back then."
legalizeitcanada
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No shit......I was just playin around, didn't think is was actually real......crazy!! Thats really cool man!
WeeGogs
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read again fuck up
this is a war against terror nothing more.
a retaliation for the twin towers that has escalated in to global warfare against terrorism, tyrants, and dictators.
read the front page fucking newspapers and use your fucking brain, the CIA and MI5 they are more in touch with what goes on in their own back yard, and with all the russians and other junk that have managed to claim political asylum, they have their own jobs to do as well as defend our home land against terrorist plots.
i think if you look at george bush`s face the moment he is told about the twin towers being attacked you will see he is absolutely mortified and the veins are sticking out from his neck, and HE throws every thing at the terrorists, he made the decision not the fucking cia and mi5 they must do as the president tells them idiot.
i dont listen to scare mongering, and conspiracy theories, there is only 1 George Bush, and he asked little old tony blair for handers and together they mustered an army and invaded the mother land of these terrorists fighting a battle that they say will never end.
why would you fight a battle on your own soil defending bomb attacks and let your civillians take the heat when you can take the battle to their soil and make their bloody eyes water. just bomb a few civilian homes, hospitals etc, oops say sorry and ask questions later.
its funny though, not many terrorist attempts or attacks since,
thanks to the cia and mi5 for keeping us safe in our own countries against plots, that is their job, and if barack obama sys the war is over, it is over my friend, nothing to do with your fucking mi5 or your cia.
and now it seems all the world leaders and tyrrants are being weeded out slowly but surely that my friend is what keeps you safe in your bed at night in your own town or city, and when you jump on a plane, or a train, or a bus.
CONSPIRACY THEORIES HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH.
so stop talking shit from your mouth.
WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ENGLISHMAN WITH AN I.Q. OF 50. : COLONEL SIR.
newworldicon
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Keep going, you only cement your ignorance. Reading the papers is good enough for you then so be it, 9/11 was an inside job, there is no such thing as a terrorist, it's made up to justify war.
Mi6 not Mi5....the difference is a bit more than a digit.
Keep scratching the surface then thinking you are down with it. There are so many things I could pick out to correct you but I just don't have the energy to explain.
newworldicon
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I think it was totally over his head.......
newworldicon
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A bit too intelligent for you??
GottaHaveIt
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fallinghigh
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i agree ,Small Brains taste like shaved pussy. sweet and sour
NLNo5
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NLNo5
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"Wee-Gogs" ourselves a Troll. Dood go to politics man.
