Best Stoner Jobs!

ozgrower90

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im a sous chef i get paid to cook and eat good food all day[/qu
you dont smoke dring your shift though do you? Ive worked in lots of kitchens and its far to stressful to even think about smoking. Pizza delivery guy sounds sweet....just worried about the pay
 

Herbal Healing 420

Active Member
I used to work at wendys and we would smoke out in our cars at night cuz we were all friends, so we didnt have anything o worry about with managers or anything. And at night we could just smoke in the walk in cooler or bathrooms, sometimes in the dining room up front. But anyway i was high for the whole eight hrs of work there mostly everyday.
And who dont luv jr bacons and here chicken nuggets, perfect job if you get the munchies
 

neMMMM

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the most kosher jobs ive had, Car rental, i was in detail, smoke before during after, drive cars around all day, look at the scenic views pick up cute women, clean the cars and listen to music. it was so easy it was ridiculous. Also i didnt work there but one day for community service, but the guy that guys the truck for salvation army. thats a pimp ass job, u go pick shit up, drive around all day, smoke in the truck and thats it really. But i think the best job would be the pool guy. lol.


i worked in the warehouse unloading those trucks. it was at a salvation army rehab center so all the people there were recovering addicts so i couldnt really blaze with anyone. I was there for community service, no addiction probs here.
 

DMDHoe2

Member
Work in a hotel. As Banquet set up. You set up a few tables with chairs and wait four hours and put the shit up. IN the mean while we ride around gettin lit up, or go find a housekeeper and get a lil sucky sucky. also bartender, but pimp has to be my favorite job so far. You can set up shop on any corner. LOve it maaan.
" 25 lighters on my dressa yes sir."
 

420Blunt's

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Work in a hotel. As Banquet set up. You set up a few tables with chairs and wait four hours and put the shit up. IN the mean while we ride around gettin lit up, or go find a housekeeper and get a lil sucky sucky. also bartender, but pimp has to be my favorite job so far. You can set up shop on any corner. LOve it maaan.
" 25 lighters on my dressa yes sir."

I gots to get PAID, paid, paid, paid....
 

neph19d

Active Member
i would love to grow fields of weed and get paid for my crops under legitimate terms. ah man i hope i live long enough to see the day when that is a possibility here in the us...or hell even just california cause surely that is where it will become legal first if it does....
hellz yea thats what i wanna do
 

420Blunt's

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Strip club owner...

as long as u have good management to run it... which is hard to find in that industry. id LOVE to put all my money into a strip club investment. i just dont want to have to manage the place for a few years before i find the perfect help.

id just want to come and visit at my leisure and get free drinks, VIP, and the best females in my company. that would be my sole purpose for owning a tittie barbongsmiliebongsmiliebongsmilieand to smoke in the in my officebongsmiliebongsmiliebongsmilie
 

nickfury510

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owning your own bussines is the best stoner job. im a tile contractor. i get stoned and lay stone all day long........its great
 

Hassan

Active Member
Pizza delivery guy. Ride around all day getting high and eating free pizza. Take home cash every day(no taxes), deliver to hot girls that come to the door half naked sometimes. And when you have the pizza sign on your car, the cops dont fuck with you unless you are really doing something stupid.
You said it mon.

Unless you have an asshole boss that likes to yell at you for stupid shit
 

stankdank1

Active Member
Pizza Hut delivery driver in a rich community in So Cal. So Many Reasons. Nordstrom's Women Shoes Salesman in So Cal, many,many, many reasons. You can tell those girls the most ridiculous stories about how the shoes are made or tell them that one of your co workers is the designer. The girls who work there are usually pretty slutty and the christmas parties are great. Once went to Las Vegas with 12 girls and 4 guys, we all worked at Nordstrom's enough said. I worked there for 7 years and it was like high school without classes. Great pay, Allot of stoner girls, great clothes for cheap. Easy hours. I almost want to go back just from thinking about it.lol
 

Sjerpsy

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a liiftee at a ski resort,which allows you to smoke cigs...I sat at the top of the lift smoking bottle tokes all day long while getting paid!!
 
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