Best Stoner Jobs!

420Blunt's

Well-Known Member

• Jun 6, 2009

• #1

lets hear 'em. what do you think the best stoner job is? already have it? lets us know what it is!

 

Mattplusness

Well-Known Member

• Jun 6, 2009

• #2

well obviously by clicking the ads on this page and getting paid to smoke!

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danrasta

Well-Known Member

• Jun 6, 2009

• #3

Games tester

 

bazoomer

Well-Known Member

• Jun 6, 2009

• #4

clitoris taster...

 

dhhbomb

Well-Known Member

• Jun 6, 2009

• #5

a real job for me is a cashier at a grocery store easy always smoke b4 during and after

 

danrasta

Well-Known Member

• Jun 6, 2009

• #6

Muff muncher

 

dimebagdan

Well-Known Member

• Jun 6, 2009

• #7

executive chef

 

420Blunt's

Well-Known Member

• Jun 6, 2009

• #8

i used to work at a grocery store overseeing the cashiers and baggers. and i smoked before, break, after, and was always complemented on my job. i always laughed at the ppl that thought it was way too stressful

 

Anjinsan

Well-Known Member

• Jun 6, 2009

• #9

For a summer I was an apprentice for construction...didn't like the work so...BUT man o man EVERY SINGLE CONSTRUCTION WORKER IS STONED 24/7. Bank on it.

 

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jburner

Member

• Jun 6, 2009

• #10

i would love to grow fields of weed and get paid for my crops under legitimate terms. ah man i hope i live long enough to see the day when that is a possibility here in the us...or hell even just california cause surely that is where it will become legal first if it does....

 

demonic1

Well-Known Member

• Jun 6, 2009

• #11

Drug dealer

 

caliboy80

Well-Known Member

• Jun 6, 2009

• #12

internet poker

 

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chowda

Active Member

• Jun 6, 2009

• #13

main job description: creative spot ganja smoker/boatyard slacker
good pay- especially when i got laid off!

 

beginningbotanist420

Well-Known Member

• Jun 6, 2009

• #14

Airplane windshield quality controller


I would LOVE to get really baked, and then shoot frozen chickens at 100mph at them.

 

mud1dnot2

Well-Known Member

• Jun 6, 2009

• #15

Graphic Designer. Get paid good to make shit look pretty. It helps to have an ever expanding mind.

 

CrackerJax

New Member

• Jun 6, 2009

• #16

President of the United States....

 

olosto

New Member

• Jun 6, 2009

• #17

Uhh weed cultivator...





LOL!

 

Cyproz

Well-Known Member

• Jun 6, 2009

• #18

what are some chain companies that dont drug test? i need a job and most places drug test i found out. no fast food though. does best buy drug test?

 

China

Active Member

• Jun 6, 2009

• #19

Be an author.

Smoke till you can barely hold a pencil, then write down whatever comes out of your deluded skull. New York Times best seller, anyone?

 

CreepyStevie69

Well-Known Member

• Jun 6, 2009

• #20

Cyproz said:

what are some chain companies that dont drug test? i need a job and most places drug test i found out. no fast food though. does best buy drug test?

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dont hijack start your own thead. but yes best buy does. i worked for them... (how old are you? you just found out most places drug test. youve never had a job? or even looked?)


...thats an ok stoner job now that i think about it. during the holidays they order you food. good food too. like portilos.

but the job i was thinking about was cart pusher for a grocery store. youre outside all day and can go to your car to toke up anytime. you dont see your bosses and you dont deal with customers. just basically hanging out all day.