Best things to do while you're high?

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futhegod666

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3milyRi said:
My ex quit smoking for a while, when he started back, I did as well. We would go out to his truck, hit a few from a homemade bong and sit there a while. When we finally got restless we'd walk back inside...I always FEARED walking past his dad because his dad HATED weed for whatever reason and could smell it in a heart beat...one night we we on our nightly walk in and neither of us could control our giggling until we opened the front door. We got all straight faced as soon as we saw his dad. *as a side note his dad is from mexico and has a really BAD accent* This one night in particular I remember his dad pulling me to the side and saying in his thick accent, "Is Mart smoking weed again?''...I completely lost it and just died laughing, looking back on it, I feel stupid but still get a good chuckle out of it because of that damn accent.(one of those, it's funny if you're there' things)
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I just made a whole account just to say that i laughed my ass off to this cuz i had a similar experience.

Gonna smoke some mo dope :)
 
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cwhhunt

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Well when me and my friends are blazed out of our minds we go swinging at the park. We may all be over 20 but damnit that shit is fun especially at night when all the stars are out.

I also got a massage a few times high best massage ever!!!!! Almost fell asleep though lol.
 
Stoner Saiyan

Stoner Saiyan

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I usually smoke with my friends in my garage. We have a really high quality amplifier in there, as well as a TV with a Nintendo 64. We usually play Super Smash Bros or Mario Kart while listening to Amon Tobin.(best techno artist period) Anyways, I love our setup. Table, circle of chairs, and we even started a tally mark chart for number of bowls each year. So far this year we're up to over 1,500.
 
NevaSmokedOut

NevaSmokedOut

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when i'm blazed i like to cook a dinner tables worth of food. i make breakfast to dinner so i won't go hungry for 4 hours.
 
Lurkdewitt

Lurkdewitt

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When I lived in colorado still, my friends and I would go on "nature bakes" haha. You just drive up to the mountains, smoke a bowl in the car, and wonder around in the forest.
 
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spek9

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- write rap lyrics and poetry (usually outside someplace, by a river, on a train bridge, somewhere inner city)
- street art
- produce hip-hop beats

-spek
 
farmasensist

farmasensist

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I like cruising down the empty back country roads with the windows down and and the subs quaking and turning my seat into a massage chair. Hate sitting im traffic.

I do also like showering stoned because your still stoned when you get out but don't feel as lazy.
 
HeadieNugz

HeadieNugz

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This threads title poses an interesting question...
I dont see weed as an augmentative substance, thats a slippery slope.
Soon enough its not making things better, but bearable.
Then you end up on the other end of the paradigm.
I'm reminded of the scene from Half Baked with John Stewart as the "Enhancement" Stoner:
[video=youtube;hkA9rz-1YoA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkA9rz-1YoA[/video]

Although i must say i thoroughly enjoy getting on my 42" Sector 9 Dropthrough and bombing a hill at 35-40mph, just shredding around long and winging back roads.
 
Sand4x105

Sand4x105

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chrishydro said:
Live like out in the no where. Ok, the neighbor calls me and asks me to go accross the street to his house and help his wife in the backyard, claims she is trying to break up a fight between his dog and a small animal, he is about twenty minutes away. I am in underwear, stoned, in bed and watching tv. When I say stoned I mean like outer space somewhere. I get up, get a shotgun and put rubber boots on (it was raining) I head to the kitchen to get a beer and there sits my 20 year old son. I say "boy get a damm shotgun and come on" he looks at me with jaw wide open and says "Dad, whats going on"? I realize that I am standing in front of my son with a shotgun in my hand and a pair or underwear on and some knee high rubber boots. Well what a fucking sight that must have been, most lilely will cost him like a year in therapy lol.. Any way I explain the situation, say im soory, go put pants on and we both went over there. By the time we got there the critter was dead, the mom was crying, the daughter was also freeking out and the Dog was OK. I got rid of the critter and the dad bought me a bottle of crown royal the next day...... As to my son, I have never had a talk with him about the rubber boot, underwear, shotgun thing.... Real stonner move. lol
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Even if this is a Bull Shit, made up story [you were high as fukk!] I nominate this post, for Post of the Year!
 
Sand4x105

Sand4x105

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Best things to do while you're high?
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Life, as in living life...I live life hi... And, remember if you ever get interviewed, for your life, like congrats, what do you attribute your longevity to? I have my answer ready: " I Eat my honey every day, and always smoke my MJ " That's how I've made it this far...
 
Silly String

Silly String

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d3dm4n said:
I really love brushing my teeth when high ... have no idea why
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Me too! Sometimes I brush so long, I'm all beat up the next day!

Other activities depends on the method of delivery. If I'm home and smoking, I like to swiffer mop the kitchen and scrub the almighty fuck outta the stove, or giggle with my boyfriend as we try to play Jeopardy.

If I've had edibles, I like to remember to wipe the drool off my chin at least once an hour, while I watch a marathon of a favorite tv show (most recently Breaking Bad and American Horror Story/Asylum).
 
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