I've microwaved bud, I'd rather vaporize it but if you don't have a vaporizer then a microwave is probably the next best option for real fast drying. I use the same paper towel method that was described earlier in the thread. I turn my microwaves power down to the 1 setting and it takes about 5 minutes of starting and stopping every 30 seconds or so. If you do it low and slow enough you shouldn't melt too much of the trichomes. Some will definitely melt though, and stick to the paper towel this is why I like the vaporizer better. Simple box vap at 375.
For a fairly quick dry I'll use my ballast, or computer case, laptop exhaust port. These still take a few hours. The microwave takes about 5 minutes, the bud tastes like shit but it can get you high
I don't get why folks are so opposed to using a microwave. Although some other methods might give you better flavour the microwave is done in minutes not hours.
Haven't done this in a long time. I agree with this guy nowadays,
Otherwise, self control and patience and dry & cure properly. That's just my opinion. I'd rather wait for my lady and enjoy her goodness than jack off a short while sooner.
But when you ain't got weed and you're in need gotta find a way to get right