Best way to get rid of thc out of system?

Hi there,

I have an upcoming job induction in a couple of weeks and am fearful of a drug test. the past 1.5 years i had been smoking like a chimney. like 1.5 gram per day or so because I have been growing. since I left work I have stopped and it has now been over 60 days. I felt hazey for a good 7 weeks or so but just started feeling a little bit more sober this past week.

So anyway I ordered a couple drug tests off of ebay and tested myself today as i am now on day 61. I looked up and read on a marijuana calculator thing that I should be clear by this point but I am still testing positive!! can't believe it. really discouraging, stopping for all of that time and to no avail. almost makes me want to just say fuck it and start lighting up again lol. But i just gotta do a couple more weeks then i am going back to work anyway at least I hope but if i get drug tested I have no chance anyway...

So i was wondering if anyone knew a way to speed up the process or try to flush the thc metabolites out. I hear even in the rarest of cases it should all be gone in 90 days but I am not sure if i can afford to wait that long... + not sure even if i will be clear when i get there because i still don't feel 100%

Any advice on what I can do? Thanks appreciate the help forum

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Here is pic of failed test...

Is it an observed test? Do they physically look at your dick? Or do they hand you a cup and send you to a bathroom?

If the answer is a remote bathroom. Get somebody's else's.

SouthCross said:

Is it an observed test? Do they physically look at your dick? Or do they hand you a cup and send you to a bathroom?

If the answer is a remote bathroom. Get somebody's else's.

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no idea. its random. they usually just pick 4-5 people out of a room of 20 and get them to do a test. just thought better safe than sorry. also i smoked for 1.5 years i was due a break. but i thought i would of overcome it by now but obviously not :S

lucasnooker said:

no idea. its random. they usually just pick 4-5 people out of a room of 20 and get them to do a test. just thought better safe than sorry. also i smoked for 1.5 years i was due a break. but i thought i would of overcome it by now but obviously not :S

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Cardio is the only true method. Walking and swimming. You're gonna have to burn off what THC is in body fat. That and time.

SouthCross said:

Cardio is the only true method. Walking and swimming. You're gonna have to burn off what THC is in body fat. That and time.

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Shouldn't it just extract naturally by the 90 day point anyway? seems like a waste of time i could of been blazing these whole 2 months if it turns out im gonna fail anyway xD I am hoping it will still clear up somewhat within the next couple of weeks?

lucasnooker said:

Shouldn't it just extract naturally by the 90 day point anyway? seems like a waste of time i could of been blazing these whole 2 months if it turns out im gonna fail anyway xD I am hoping it will still clear up somewhat within the next couple of weeks?

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What's your % of body fat? Drink literally gallons of water. Drink it till you wanna puke. Wait another 15mins, drink some more. Piss your ever loving brains out.

SouthCross said:

What's your % of body fat? Drink literally gallons of water. Drink it till you wanna puke. Wait another 15mins, drink some more. Piss your ever loving brains out.

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I have no idea what my body fat % is lol. I have a 38 inch waist and weigh about 90 kilos... I will try drinking lots of water to see if it helps xD i have 1 more test anyway. so i will drink lots of water for the next 2 weeks and see if it dilutes it somewhat. ill take another test just before i head in i guess lol

lucasnooker said:

I have no idea what my body fat % is lol. I have a 38 inch waist and weigh about 90 kilos... I will try drinking lots of water to see if it helps xD i have 1 more test anyway. so i will drink lots of water for the next 2 weeks and see if it dilutes it somewhat. ill take another test just before i head in i guess lol

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Keep pissing clear. Unless you take a vitamin. Crystal clear. No yellow tint.

SouthCross said:

Keep pissing clear. Unless you take a vitamin. Crystal clear. No yellow tint.

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Alright cool. will do, thanks for the help lol. just had like 6 glasses of water hahaha. I hope it ends up making the difference i require xD once im back into work ill be blazing again anyway lol

I've been there. Tried all the suppose flushes. Still pissed hot. Once you piss clean, Mark that spot. Regulate the amount of smoke from there.

SouthCross said:

I've been there. Tried all the suppose flushes. Still pissed hot. Once you piss clean, Mark that spot. Regulate the amount of smoke from there.

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Well i think its just pre-employment test. once I get in i should be ok from there on til the end of the year at least xD Ill flush my system out with plenty of water and test my clean white piss in a couple weeks lol. If i remember I will come back and update the post to let you know how everything goes

SouthCross said:

I've been there. Tried all the suppose flushes. Still pissed hot. Once you piss clean, Mark that spot. Regulate the amount of smoke from there.

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This didn't work for me. I was clean for 6 months, employment reasons.. Upon returning to MMJ, picked up a 20 pack of those home piss tests from Amazon. I thought I could micro-dose my way through passing a test. Was wrong!
.005g twice a day for a week, pissed a Positive THC test. Any smaller of a dose and I'd have felt nothing, maybe even still pissed positive too!

btw flushing my system out did work after day 70, 10 weeks of stopping smoking. i finally felt a lot more with it and sober again xD I was smoking in excess for over a year and it took me a while before i felt normal again. didn't really start feeling normal till approaching week 8 or something. anyway as I said I didn't pass a piss test at day 61 or whatever. but when I flushed my system out with lots of water as suggested then I did pass my test very faintly but a pass is a pass. if the negative line is there then it counts! anyway it was just a home test lol. when I went in for my job induction they actually gave new employees a drug test but because I worked there before anyway they just let me skip it anyway xD so now I am back to smoking and just waiting on phone call to get back in so all good lol. But it was nice to know I was almost totally clean before going back smoking anyways. I was due a long break and a flushout of my system. Thanks for the advice anyway SouthCross. Peace