Beware of Noob Answers!!!

potpimp said:

Advice from someone that's been here for 2 months. How many successful grows have you had? Where are the pix?

I agree 100% with the OP; ignore the info from noobs; they will have you growing autos under LEDs, driving rusty nails through the stems, pissing on them for fertilizer and drowning them with mole-asses. It's NOT a fucking weed; it's an herb; the term "weed" was coined by hippies, not horticulturalists or botanists. If all the "expert growers" here stopped posting, I can damn well assure you there would be a lot of people without pot to smoke. It's not a matter of being on a high horse; it's a matter of giving proper, useful information.

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What are you saying nobody on this site should give advise until they reach nirvana< give me a break you always get the same responses to any (what wrong with my plants) To much water ,not enough water . Then you have the ph issues than the soil issues then water issues.All in the same thread and not even all the stars on here can't come to a reasonable fix so how would a noob as you describe it would cypher through all the shit anyways. It's just a big puzzle of information and in the end everybody is on there .own.Do you think that anybody that spends 200,000 grand on a grow-op doesn't know what they are doing and give a fuck about everybody's ego on this site. This for me is a take what you want and have a giggle with the rest.And by the way why don't you go and ask the proffessor what the fuck he says.

I came in as a noob, found someone with experience and milked them for everything they were worth. Grew my first grow, was going to school and learning about plant morphology, biology and blah blah blah and grew better. I read the C.Bible, learned from my past grows, read more forum posts from ancients like Brick Top and K.Murphy and now I'm growing amazingly well. It all started with me comming in and saying hello as a noob. I wanted to help others with what I was learning so I tried and got shot down because of it, my information was accurate and valid to the question but I was a noob and not taken seriously.

Now when I speak It's all about the facts and what I've learned in my time here. Ego's are pointless, feelings will be hurt and complaints will get filed eventually and in the end if I can help one person double their bud then I'm doing pretty good for myself.

dragnit said:

Do you think that anybody that spends 200,000 grand on a grow-op doesn't know what they are doing and give a fuck about everybody's ego on this site. This for me is a take what you want and have a giggle with the rest.And by the way why don't you go and ask the proffessor what the fuck he says.

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Money never equals brains lol...lotsa fools spend mad loot on a big grow room and no fuckign clue what to do after lol

unless your Hazey Grapes

potpimp said:

Advice from someone that's been here for 2 months. How many successful grows have you had? Where are the pix?

I agree 100% with the OP; ignore the info from noobs; they will have you growing autos under LEDs, driving rusty nails through the stems, pissing on them for fertilizer and drowning them with mole-asses. It's NOT a fucking weed; it's an herb; the term "weed" was coined by hippies, not horticulturalists or botanists. If all the "expert growers" here stopped posting, I can damn well assure you there would be a lot of people without pot to smoke. It's not a matter of being on a high horse; it's a matter of giving proper, useful information.

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Heres your pics to prove that all you "experts"(i use the term loosely) are just the same as the rest. Put 20 "experts" in a room and you will get 20 different ways of doing it. What a bunch of tools, no wonder everyone says this website is a joke. Its because of people like you "potpimp". Thats a really cool name too!!




Ya its really tough to grow....BS.

Dizzle Frost said:

Money never equals brains lol...lotsa fools spend mad loot on a big grow room and no fuckign clue what to do after lol

unless your Hazey Grapes

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Ya that's reality I'm sure that 99% of the big grows are run by idiots give it a rest.

dragnit said:

Ya that's reality I'm sure that 99% of the big grows are run by idiots give it a rest.

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And you POPPIMP are or is a moderator and here to to moderate not to sensor .

gotigers0420 said:

Heres your pics to prove that all you "experts"(i use the term loosely) are just the same as the rest. Put 20 "experts" in a room and you will get 20 different ways of doing it. What a bunch of tools, no wonder everyone says this website is a joke. Its because of people like you "potpimp". Thats a really cool name too!!




View attachment 1894378View attachment 1894379View attachment 1894380 Ya its really tough to grow....BS.

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Well, I think you proved their point.

dragnit said:

Ya that's reality I'm sure that 99% of the big grows are run by idiots give it a rest.

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so your one of them i take it?

Dizzle Frost said:

so your one of them i take it?

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Some people have to keep there ego in check ,you wouldn't be one of them would you.

blimey said:

Well, I think you proved their point.

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I get that youre being condescending, but I dont get your motovation or proof of your statement. Id love to respond but your vagueness makes it difficult. Vagueness is normally an indicator of nothing truly intelligent to respond with.

For starters, anyone with a halfway decent brain up in their skull should be able to "weed" out the shmucks from the badass growers on here. Just sit down, get cozy, and RESEARCH your particular problem. When you think you have researched it enough, research the motherfucker some more, because there is always a couple bytes of data out there that you haven't stumbled upon yet. Then once you do your research and get advice from MORE THAN ONE person on here take it ALL in and then make a conclusion with your findings. An educated GUESS. Then apply what you think would work best to your situation. It's kinda like fuckin. Once you do it a few times you will get better at it and learn what to do and not to do next time to make it better. But really, I think it is fairly easy to get on here and decipher all the bullshit from the true shit. You were blessed with a brain, now use that motherfucker and get some damn research done. Cuz if ya think you can just put a seed in the ground and water it and have primo you got another thing comin. Knowledge is power motherfuckers. The world is yours.

What?! People here are growing weed? Damn I had no idea! That's pretty cool!

I have a serious question for all you masters! If I hang my plant upside down, gravity will pull more crystals into the bud right!? You should all totally do this! I heard from a guy who knows a guy that says this works really well. So you should trust me.

Damn I crack me upp...

gotigers0420 said:

I get that youre being condescending, but I dont get your motovation or proof of your statement. Id love to respond but your vagueness makes it difficult. Vagueness is normally an indicator of nothing truly intelligent to respond with.

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Don't be so trusting nothing posted here is absolute.

It's not the forces of gravity that pulls the crystals out of the buds when you hang them upside down, it is because they see everything upside down for a bit and it makes them scared, so the crystals come out to block the plants eyes from seeing their world turned upside down. It's ok though, noob mistake, you'll learn sometime.....

PeyoteReligion said:

What?! People here are growing weed? Damn I had no idea! That's pretty cool!

I have a serious question for all you masters! If I hang my plant upside down, gravity will pull more crystals into the bud right!? You should all totally do this! I heard from a guy who knows a guy that says this works really well. So you should trust me.

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Lol. Well I heard that if you harvest under a full moon and walk around the plant 4 1/2 times with your finger in your belly button, the trichs will have twice as much thc.

i think your a noob till ye have about 10 sucessfull grows.
then ye might b able to give a little advice.
im on my 6th.

Capt. Stickyfingers said:

Lol. Well I heard that if you harvest under a full moon and walk around the plant 4 1/2 times with your finger in your belly button, the trichs will have twice as much thc.

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Lol I'm literally wiping tears out of my eyes this shit is hilarious!

Capt. Stickyfingers said:

Lol. Well I heard that if you harvest under a full moon and walk around the plant 4 1/2 times with your finger in your belly button, the trichs will have twice as much thc.

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before or after you harvest? does it matter which finger of which hand?

potpimp said:

<snip>Advice from someone that's been here for 2 months. How many successful grows have you had? Where are the pix?.

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The date someone joined, and not posting pictures, have nothing to do with whether or not someone has growing skills.

Not everyone is in a position where posting pics is wise.
I've actually had a person here steal one of my pics and claim it as their own. Now I seldom put any pics up.

See what I'm saying?