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EKIMRI said:
Wow... this qualifies as a bunch of people around here lately!

Morning Kant... robert...
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yeah...it's has been quiet in here lately. Maybe people are just hypnotized by their plants. maybe it'RUthe beginning of a the plant revolution. AUDREY IIs WILL RULE THE WORLD!

anyway i'm only in here for a short bit. gotta get to grind of the day.
 
Hey all... everyones all scattered with spring shit........ rainy day so we all find each other again..... 8 beans to plant today... YA HOO....!!!!!
 
Burning the candle at both ends myself... and when I'm not, I want to be outside in the gardens, not sitting at a computer.



Just because I'm smokin' outside, doesn't mean I don't miss you all though 8-)
 
Reasons computers must be female:
They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
A better model is always just around the corner.
They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
It is always necessary to have a backup.
They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
The lights are on but nobody's home.
 
13 Reasons why your finger is better than a man
1. Your finger never comes home drunk and pukes on your carpet. 2.Your finger always knows what to do. 3.Your finger isn't gonna fuck your hot younger sister. (Unless you're in Arkansas.) 4. Your finger will never "accidentally" poke you in the ass. 5. Your finger doest piss all over the seat. 6. You always know where your finger has been. 7. Your finger never cums too soon. 8. Your finger will always be with you. 9. Your finger doesn't care if your ass is fat. 10. Your finger needs no batteries. 11. Your finger actually has permission to be in your purse. 12. Your finger always does what you want it to. 13. If one finger pisses you off, you've got nine more.
tipsgnob said:
Reasons computers must be female:
They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
A better model is always just around the corner.
They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
It is always necessary to have a backup.
They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
The lights are on but nobody's home.
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Stoney McFried said:
I know.I still have to donate, I just haven't got the extra money right now.Hopefully by the end of this month.I'm doing better, was pretty sick.How are you?
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Ah you know... can't seem to find a groove lately... get bored easy.... online..play with seeds.... then cat.... then TV....repeat..etc :neutral:

I'm glad you're feeling better... no fun getting sick, but its worse when you get sick just when they're talking about Ebola & shit on TV....:shock::shock:
 
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