ImTheFireMan
Well-Known Member
^ its still here
newboy over here. I been watching and learning bout the lights n dirt n nutes. gotta get the right dirt! So i says to myself, newboy you got ta grow some of dat stank. start to roll like dat. So i looks at some seeds. Gots to start wit the seeds ya know mon. So i finds me some blueberry. i say dat blueberry got to have a nice head mon. i could roll me a fatty wit da patty on dat blue mon.
So i ordered up some seeds ya know. Den i waits mon. and i waits and i waits mon. After bout 8 days i starts to be lookin mon. lookin for my shizzle yo. twas eaten my rice n peas and i be lookin mon...everyday for da postmon. Well, yesterday i seen a phone book on da porch an i says wow mon dat is some stealth. Dem boys in amsterdam can find a phone book of ma area and place deem seeds somewheres inside. So i looks and i looks mon. i look every page in dat book mon! i tear the book and look in the binder mon. but der aint no seeds mon...no seeds mon.
Next day i sees a garden mailer wit some coupons and some plastic wrapper. i says damn, deem boys from amsterdam mighty stealth mon. how dey think up a garden mailer..its brilliant. So i looks through the mailer. i smells da mailer. i takes me my magnifying glass and den i looks real close again mon. i says dis must be da shizzle mon. I dont see noting else coming mon. So i cut the coupon into pieces and i plants some peices into my foxfarm dirt mon. Dta dirt is dark and rich mon. i knon it can work for me yo. Then i gets some lights mon. i gets some of da t5 and i gets some of da cfl and i even put me good readn light up on it mon., i put everything on that mon.
Den i gets me some spring water mon. and i pour da stuff on it mon. Every 3 days i pour it on it mon! I be watchin dat pail of dirt every day mon. i looks in da morning and den i looks in da eve. my lights is cool running mon. i gots to see some shizzle mon. But i dont see no shizzle mon. All who dont hear mus feel.
Rain a fall but dutty tough mon. Could someone out dar help me wit my shizzle. Wat am i doin wrong mon? is it my lights mon. is it my nutes mon. I would say ma leaves is yellow but i got no leaves yet mon! And i wants to roll a splif real bad mon.
can ya help?
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