hightimes!
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Im gay in the internet world
the picture says it all
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the picture says it all
Lacy
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LMAO 40 acres!!!!! Thats funny. But buddy. I was eating.I'm sorry, I thought you knew that wiener was behind your head.
You gotta ask?what is so gross about this pic?
What is so bad about this?
yes, and this as well
Hey 40? Are you like a weekend gayer?How did he get a that condom over his balls and tie it in the back like that?
Wifey is away and hubby turns gay?
And as far as how does he get a condom around his ****?????
WTF cares? Do we really wanna know?
hightimes!
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hey lacy make sure your husbands not the same way
Lacy
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Yeah I know already thought of that. 
already thought of that. hey lacy make sure your husbands not the same way
hightimes!
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knock on wood!
hightimes!
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go watch the pain Olympics and then tell me if it hurts.
sgtpeppr
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go watch the pain Olympics and then tell me if it hurts.
I don't think I want to watch that.....Thanks anyway!!
Lacy
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Lacy
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The pain olympics???
Ok I really don't wanna know.
Ok I really don't wanna know.
go watch the pain Olympics and then tell me if it hurts.
blynd
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DONT DO IT!! save yourself! run for the hills and what notgo watch the pain Olympics and then tell me if it hurts.
hightimes!
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yeah ill even say it myself, dont do it. its pretty bad.
blynd
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I honestly think that 2 girls 1 cup is not nearly as bad as pain olympics and most of the faces of death stuff ... poop and vomit is one thing, but extreme violence and gore is another.
Gryphonn
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*Fade in Twilight Zone Theme*
I'd never heard of 'Two Girls, One Cup' until last night when I was doing some random searching (as you do). I think I saw it on 4chan or maybe fukung.net. Some dude has this tattoo of girls and a cup full of steaming...oh fuck, that's just gross.
Now, what do I see here, but a short discussion about 'it'. I assume it's a movie yeah?
*Fade Out Twilight Zone Theme*
Wikidbchofthewst
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knock knock
ZenMaster
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Who's there?
Wikidbchofthewst
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lol, i didn't actually expect anyone to respond. I don't really like knock knock jokes. How about....
I took some clients out to dinner last week, and I noticed a spoon in the shirt pocket of our waiter as he handed us the menus. It seemed a little odd, but I dismissed it as a random thing. Until our busboy came with water & tableware; he, too, sported a spoon in his breast-pocket.
I looked around the room, and all the waiters, waitresses, busboys, etc. had spoons in their pockets. When our waiter returned to take our order, I just had to ask, "Why the spoons?"
Well," he explained, "our parent company recently hired some efficiency experts to review all our procedures, and after months of statistical analyses, they concluded that our patrons drop spoons on the floor 73% more often than any other utensil at a frequency of 3 spoons per hour per workstation. By preparing all our workers for this contingency in advance, we can cut our trips to the kitchen down and save time...nearly 1.5 extra man hours per shift."
Just as he concluded, a "ch-ching" came from the table behind him, and he quickly replaced a fallen spoon with the one from his pocket. "I'll grab another spoon the next time I'm in the kitchen instead of making a special trip," he proudly explained. I was impressed. "Thanks. I had to ask."
"No problem," he answered, then he continued to take our orders.
As the members of my dinner party took their turns, my eyes darted back & forth from each person ordering and my menu. That's when, out of the corner of my eye, I spotted a thin, black thread protruding from our waiter's fly. Again, I dismissed it; yet I had to scan the room and, sure enough, there were other waiters & busboys with strings hanging out of their trousers.
My curiosity overrode discretion at this point, so before he could leave I had to ask.
"Excuse me, but...uh...why, or what...about that string?"
"Oh, yeah" he began in a quieter tone. "Not many people are that observant. That same efficiency group found we could save time in the Men's room, too."
"How's that?"
"You see, by tying a string to the end of our, eh, SELVES, we can pull it out at the urinals literally hands-free and thereby eliminate the need to wash our hands, cutting time spent in the restroom by over 93%!"
"Oh, that makes sense," I said, but then thinking thru the process, I asked "Hey, wait-a-minute. If the string helps you pull it out, how do you get it back in?"
Well," he whispered, "I don't know about the other guys; but I use my spoon."
I took some clients out to dinner last week, and I noticed a spoon in the shirt pocket of our waiter as he handed us the menus. It seemed a little odd, but I dismissed it as a random thing. Until our busboy came with water & tableware; he, too, sported a spoon in his breast-pocket.
I looked around the room, and all the waiters, waitresses, busboys, etc. had spoons in their pockets. When our waiter returned to take our order, I just had to ask, "Why the spoons?"
Well," he explained, "our parent company recently hired some efficiency experts to review all our procedures, and after months of statistical analyses, they concluded that our patrons drop spoons on the floor 73% more often than any other utensil at a frequency of 3 spoons per hour per workstation. By preparing all our workers for this contingency in advance, we can cut our trips to the kitchen down and save time...nearly 1.5 extra man hours per shift."
Just as he concluded, a "ch-ching" came from the table behind him, and he quickly replaced a fallen spoon with the one from his pocket. "I'll grab another spoon the next time I'm in the kitchen instead of making a special trip," he proudly explained. I was impressed. "Thanks. I had to ask."
"No problem," he answered, then he continued to take our orders.
As the members of my dinner party took their turns, my eyes darted back & forth from each person ordering and my menu. That's when, out of the corner of my eye, I spotted a thin, black thread protruding from our waiter's fly. Again, I dismissed it; yet I had to scan the room and, sure enough, there were other waiters & busboys with strings hanging out of their trousers.
My curiosity overrode discretion at this point, so before he could leave I had to ask.
"Excuse me, but...uh...why, or what...about that string?"
"Oh, yeah" he began in a quieter tone. "Not many people are that observant. That same efficiency group found we could save time in the Men's room, too."
"How's that?"
"You see, by tying a string to the end of our, eh, SELVES, we can pull it out at the urinals literally hands-free and thereby eliminate the need to wash our hands, cutting time spent in the restroom by over 93%!"
"Oh, that makes sense," I said, but then thinking thru the process, I asked "Hey, wait-a-minute. If the string helps you pull it out, how do you get it back in?"
Well," he whispered, "I don't know about the other guys; but I use my spoon."
Wikidbchofthewst
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Yeah, it was one my mom told me a long time ago, I just looked it up on the internet.
dude, I have a question...and I hope one of you guys can answer.
Whenever I get my dog high, I blow it in her face. But I've done it around my mom, and she always says to blow it in her ear. SHE says it goes straight to the dog's brain...but, lol, I dunno I have a hard time believing that.
I tried looking it up online, but every thing I found where someone asked the question, like yahoo answers or whatever, most of the replies were, "why would you want to know that you sick fuck?" or some other damning statement about cruelty to animals. lol, soo....
Anyone here know? Does it really get them high to blow it in their ears? And...why? Is it just because it's a contact high?
dude, I have a question...and I hope one of you guys can answer.
Whenever I get my dog high, I blow it in her face. But I've done it around my mom, and she always says to blow it in her ear. SHE says it goes straight to the dog's brain...but, lol, I dunno I have a hard time believing that.
I tried looking it up online, but every thing I found where someone asked the question, like yahoo answers or whatever, most of the replies were, "why would you want to know that you sick fuck?" or some other damning statement about cruelty to animals. lol, soo....
Anyone here know? Does it really get them high to blow it in their ears? And...why? Is it just because it's a contact high?