BIGGEST THREAD in RIU History
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Wikidbchofthewst
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Here in town you can tell he's been down for awhile. But my God, it's so beautiful when the boy smiles. Wanna hold him, maybe I'll just sing about it....
Wikidbchofthewst
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Never again, isn't that what you said? You've been through this before an' you swore this time you'd think with your head. No one, would ever have you again. And if takin' was gonna get done you'd decide where and when. Just when you think you got it down, your heart securely tied and bound, they whisper, promises in the dark
Wikidbchofthewst
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You'll never find your gold on a sandy beach
You'll never drill for oil on a city street
I know you're looking for a ruby
In a mountain of rocks
But there ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding
At the bottom of a Cracker Jack box
You'll never drill for oil on a city street
I know you're looking for a ruby
In a mountain of rocks
But there ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding
At the bottom of a Cracker Jack box
Lacy
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Haha. We're chicks and we is singing songs 
IAMDGK
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idk dude, i know i havent been here long but i go back and read all the threads i can and from what i can see he used to always be here, now i never see any posts from himWhere is Garden Knowm?????????????????????
I only see him very occassionally now.
cannabitch
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A stoner walks into a gas station and asks the dude at the counter, "Got any weed?" The man politely replied, "Um, no sir. We do not sell marijuana here." So he left.
The same guy comes back the next day and says, "Got any weed?" The man behind the counter, although slightly annoyed, patiently replied, "No sir. We don't sell marijuana." So the man went home.
He goes once again to the gas station. And again, he says to the guy working there, "Got any weed?" By this time the other dude was pissed. He yells, "You freakin' refer-lovin', pot-head burn-out! I told you, we don't sell that crap here! If you ever come back in here asking for that filthy crap again, I'll nail your freaking feet to the floor. Got it? Now beat it before I call the cops." So the stoner left.
The next day he went back to the same old place with a dopey smile on his face. He went to the cashier and said, "Got any nails?" The man hesitated, then replied, "um, no sir, we don't sell nails here." The stoner grinned. "Got any weed?"
The same guy comes back the next day and says, "Got any weed?" The man behind the counter, although slightly annoyed, patiently replied, "No sir. We don't sell marijuana." So the man went home.
He goes once again to the gas station. And again, he says to the guy working there, "Got any weed?" By this time the other dude was pissed. He yells, "You freakin' refer-lovin', pot-head burn-out! I told you, we don't sell that crap here! If you ever come back in here asking for that filthy crap again, I'll nail your freaking feet to the floor. Got it? Now beat it before I call the cops." So the stoner left.
The next day he went back to the same old place with a dopey smile on his face. He went to the cashier and said, "Got any nails?" The man hesitated, then replied, "um, no sir, we don't sell nails here." The stoner grinned. "Got any weed?"
cannabitch
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Q. How do you get an one-armed stoner out of a tree?
A. Wave.
A. Wave.
cannabitch
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Q: What do you call it when a roach ash burns your shirt?
A: A pot hole!
A: A pot hole!
cannabitch
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ofcourse. im glad you enjoyed them.
im glad you enjoyed them.korvette1977
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For Every moment of the day
I look to find
some peace of mind
and let the problems slip away
I do this morning , noon,and night Everyday.
All I do is roll out of bed and spark up a jay
Moments later Im on my way
To pursue another Joyous day
For everyday started with a jay
Is a joyous day..
They say Drugs are for people who cant handle reality....
I say Reality Is for people who cant handle Drugs ...............
WTF am I doing ... Im stoned
I look to find
some peace of mind
and let the problems slip away
I do this morning , noon,and night Everyday.
All I do is roll out of bed and spark up a jay
Moments later Im on my way
To pursue another Joyous day
For everyday started with a jay
Is a joyous day..
They say Drugs are for people who cant handle reality....
I say Reality Is for people who cant handle Drugs ...............
WTF am I doing ... Im stoned
email468
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Don't bogart that joint my friend
Pass it over to me
Don't bogart that joint my friend
Pass it over to me
Roll another one
Just like the other one
You've been holding on to it
And I sure will like a hit
Roll another one
Just like the other one
That one's burned to the end
Come on and be a real friend
Pass it over to me
Don't bogart that joint my friend
Pass it over to me
Roll another one
Just like the other one
You've been holding on to it
And I sure will like a hit
Roll another one
Just like the other one
That one's burned to the end
Come on and be a real friend