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Wikidbchofthewst

Wikidbchofthewst

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Wh00p said:
Lol, i hear that wikid.. you prob would have went full blown lesbion :roll::roll:

......or just a catholic nawty hawty :blsmoke:
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Naw, I could never go full out les, I like penises too much :grin:

And fuck, those catholic school girls are crazy! Having anal sex to save their virginity for marriage....*shudders*

Although I have always wanted to dress up in one of those uniforms...
 
Wh00p

Wh00p

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Wikidbchofthewst said:
Naw, I could never go full out les, I like penises too much :grin:

And fuck, those catholic school girls are crazy! Having anal sex to save their virginity for marriage....*shudders*

Although I have always wanted to dress up in one of those uniforms...
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Wikid...its not anal sex, its ear sex!! :spew:

I have always wanted to have sex with a chick dressed up in those uniforms :twisted::twisted::hump:
 
blynd

blynd

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Wikidbchofthewst said:
lol, what do you think I want to wear it for? You think I just like that style? :roll:
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who wouldn't?

it makes me think of a simpsons episode where john waters is a guest star. john waters plays this gay dude and homer is oblivious. marge tries to explain that john waters' character is gay. homer doesn't quite get it. marge says "he enjoys the company of MEN!"

homer says, "Who doesn't?!"

I always remember that scene and it usually makes me giggle every time.:blsmoke:

good night
 
jimmyspaz

jimmyspaz

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When my better half (Kathy) was18 her parents thought that she was out of control (smoking dope and hanging out with the bad boys like me) and sent her to a convent school,not realizing that there were 200 girls there for the same reason! They pulled her out after a couple of terms though.
P.S.Her uniform was hot!!
 
Chiceh

Chiceh

Global Mod, Stoner Chic
jimmyspaz said:
When my better half (Kathy) was18 her parents thought that she was out of control (smoking dope and hanging out with the bad boys like me) and sent her to a convent school,not realizing that there were 200 girls there for the same reason! They pulled her out after a couple of terms though.
P.S.Her uniform was hot!!
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When I was in highschool, there was a catholic girls school in town, they were the bad girls, lol. And the uniform was hot too, very short shirts and all, lol.
 
Twistyman

Twistyman

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mastakoosh said:
thanks, i could take credit for that but i was actually lounging on the couch when those exact pics where taken.:mrgreen: wifey beat me to it.:roll: then when i try, the lightning strikes everytime i sat the camera down lol.:-?:mrgreen:. how the hell did she get em?:confused:
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mastakoosh said:
exactly rather easy with a cam that takes 20 + pps, but not with my cam.:mrgreen:
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I want to get a camera...What do I need to be able to post a good pic....I don't want to be able to shoot the hairs on a camels balls.. Just a good pic...? (cheap)
Wikidbchofthewst said:
Naw, I could never go full out les, I like penises too much :grin:

And fuck, those catholic school girls are crazy! Having anal sex to save their virginity for marriage....*shudders*

Although I have always wanted to dress up in one of those uniforms...
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*closes eyes and remembers the girls in pleated tartan skirts with white shirts* Whaaaaa !!
 
SocataSmoker

SocataSmoker

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Twistyman said:
I want to get a camera...What do I need to be able to post a good pic....I don't want to be able to shoot the hairs on a camels balls.. Just a good pic...? (cheap)


*closes eyes and remembers the girls in pleated tartan skirts with white shirts* Whaaaaa !!
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Nikon D40, can't go wrong man... seriously.
 
mastakoosh

mastakoosh

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Twistyman said:
I want to get a camera...What do I need to be able to post a good pic....I don't want to be able to shoot the hairs on a camels balls.. Just a good pic...? (cheap)


*closes eyes and remembers the girls in pleated tartan skirts with white shirts* Whaaaaa !!
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i dont know a whole lot bout cameras but i have a cheapo that my friend gave me, its a kodak easyshare c743. i am sure the good people on here know better ones doh.:mrgreen:
 
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fdd2blk

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bongspit

bongspit

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Wikidbchofthewst said:
lol, that movie was funny, and those kids made me laugh...but it's a comedy, it's supposed to be that way. Have you ever watched like Nanny 911 or any of those shows? Or Montel "My daughter beats my ass when I tell her 14 is too young to be a prostitute"

I don't even know how you GET to that point. How do you end up scared of your own child? When I was a kid, I FEARED my parents. My mother could have told me the grass was blue and the sky was green and I would not have contridicted her.



My mom once threatened to send me to an all girls Catholic school. Because I got one D, and one F, first time in my fucking life. Said she thought boys were distracting me.

Thank GOD she never went through with that.
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my son is 6'5" and weighs 225 and I'm not scared of him...I think I could still take him...:neutral:
 
Wh00p

Wh00p

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40acres said:
When you have doubts whether you can take him is when you lose. Always think that you can beat their ass, and they will assume it.
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training a kid to respect/obey you is like training a dog..

show them your dominent when there young, and when there 16 they'll have the same mind set that you can beat there ass..

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talking about that gave me a flashback about this comedian that was talking about how you can get your son to think you have the biggest wang in the world..

when he is about 5 call him in while in a towel, when he closes in act like it was acident when you flashed him..Keep in mind at the age of 5 your wang is about as big as his arm.. now for teh rest of your life, your son will think you have the biggest balls and penis of them all!!!!!!!!!:blsmoke::blsmoke:
 
Twistyman

Twistyman

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Your pics are clear..I'm only running wind. 98 at the moment..do I need special softw. photo shop ? or do the camera's come with all you need..I have the port..?
 
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