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tipsgnob

New Member
I had a cleaning lady/maid like that, but then I caught her speaking on her cell phone in plain old english. she cooks some awesome buritos...
 

Wikidbchofthewst

Well-Known Member
lol, it's not like a regular cleaning lady. He calls some number every now and then when his place is more of a mess than he's in the mood to clean. It's not always the same lady, but none of them speek English unless they want something.
 

PlasmaRadio

Well-Known Member
The dishwashers at my restaurant pull the same shit. They act like they don't know English to weasel out of work. I wish I had thought of that....
 

Wikidbchofthewst

Well-Known Member
I love it when people think I know Spanish and am just lying to them. They keep talking to me like I'm going to get it....I keep smilling and nodding and talking nonsense.
 

We TaRdED

Well-Known Member
I love it when people think I know Spanish and am just lying to them. They keep talking to me like I'm going to get it....I keep smilling and nodding and talking nonsense.
HAHA Your too funny... I would love to see that.. HAHA.. I can only imagine how long you could do that before it gets weird- you just sitting there smiling and nodding... HAHA

RON PAUL REVOLUTION

~PEACE~
 

Twistyman

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Wow, what a rush...I'm sitting at home and a neighbor calls and says your apt. is on fire....WTF !. So I whip outside side and there's a whack of fire trucks... but t was the one up wide, but they wanted us to evacuate so they could look for any embers..great..another grower popped by fire dept.. So now I'm uo to my eyeballs in cops & firemen..

* HEY WE PASSED 1,000,000 posts...I sure did like my T- Shirt..
 

mastakoosh

Well-Known Member
Wow, what a rush...I'm sitting at home and a neighbor calls and says your apt. is on fire....WTF !. So I whip outside side and there's a whack of fire trucks... but t was the one up wide, but they wanted us to evacuate so they could look for any embers..great..another grower popped by fire dept.. So now I'm uo to my eyeballs in cops & firemen..

* HEY WE PASSED 1,000,000 posts...I sure did like my T- Shirt..
damn are u and your place okay? that would give me a heart attack i think.:shock:
 

Chiceh

Global Mod, Stoner Chic
Damn damn damn it! This was in today's paper. :evil:

July 08, 2008
RECORD STAFF
Web edition


PERTH COUNTY — Perth County OPP found 262 marijuana seedlings in a farmer’s field in Blanshard Ward on Monday.

Police seized and destroyed the plants.

Const. Glen Childerley said police received a report of the plants. No one has been arrested.

Anyone with information can call Perth County OPP at 1-888-310-1122, or Crime Stoppers at 1-800-222-8477.
 

smokablunt16

Well-Known Member
I dont smoke weed, it smokes me...I tried to telling my little dank nugs no but they would just hop right in my bong and tell me it would be karma if i didnt smoke..so i was like wut the fuck
 
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