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Twistyman

Twistyman

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Two guys are playing golf when one of them yells out in pain.."What happened" said his friend....?. "I got bit by a snake on my cock, call 911 now"...so the guy calls and asks what he should do...The operator said cut a slit between the holes and suck out the poison or your friend will die.......So when he gets back the injured guy, the guy asks "what did they say ?" ....His friend said....."you're going to die"
 
Wikidbchofthewst

Wikidbchofthewst

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lmao

I wonder if you'd be safe if it happened and there was a woman present. I couldn't see sucking some guy's dick who I wasn't attracted to, just to save his life...

is that fucked up?
 
Chiceh

Chiceh

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Wikidbchofthewst said:
lmao

I wonder if you'd be safe if it happened and there was a woman present. I couldn't see sucking some guy's dick who I wasn't attracted to, just to save his life...

is that fucked up?
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Not at all, I guess it depends on the guy and the situation. If it was my hubby, different story, lol. :mrgreen::peace:
 
Wikidbchofthewst

Wikidbchofthewst

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lol, that was cute.

Did any of you ever see that movie An American Tale? With the little mouse Fievel? I'm trying to remember a song from that movie, and I can't, and I don't own it, so damn me....It's a scene where Fievel falls into like a Victrola, and it's playing some classical song....I think. Anyone? Doubt it, but fuck, I'm high, and I want to KNOW.

I wanted to post this youtube link....but I'm not sure what it is, lol, I forgot! I won't know until I post the reply and the link reforms into the title....

YouTube - Atomic Bomb Test; Operation Cue from 1955 (Original version)
 
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fdd2blk

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i almost have my wife convinced on getting a tortoise. we wanted a bearded dragon until she heard they only live 6 or so years. a tortoise would have to be put in our will they live so long. they are really cute. he could live in my garden :)
 
Wikidbchofthewst

Wikidbchofthewst

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When I hit post, and it was doing the little spinny thingy, I remembered what the link was, lol

I think the film of those houses is so cool. I mean...it's trippy. I wish the video had music to go along with it. FDD! Make some music to go along with it, I bet you could!

Just a high thought.
 
Wikidbchofthewst

Wikidbchofthewst

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fdd2blk said:
i almost have my wife convinced on getting a tortoise. we wanted a bearded dragon until she heard they only live 6 or so years. a tortoise would have to be put in our will they live so long. they are really cute. he could live in my garden :)
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I don't want any pet that will out live me. If I'm dying, and I have a parrot or a tortise or something that's going to out live me by a shit load of time, yeah, it's gotta go
 
mjetta

mjetta

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fdd2blk said:
i almost have my wife convinced on getting a tortoise. we wanted a bearded dragon until she heard they only live 6 or so years. a tortoise would have to be put in our will they live so long. they are really cute. he could live in my garden :)
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I was trying to convince my wife to get one too, i wanted to be able to wander around the house.

But shes a bird only gal:cry:
 
Wikidbchofthewst

Wikidbchofthewst

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Damn, I couldn't imagine BEING there, with that huge pillar of smoke rising....it's like the ultimate firework display. I love to watch things go boom.


Could you imagine if we PARTIALLY blew up the moon? See it missing a big chunk....


Probably not a god idea though
 
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