BIGGEST THREAD in RIU History
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Twistyman
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Thanks Twisty! Im finally a high school graduate at 33 yay! Now I qualify for more shitty jobs for a little less shitty pay which means I can have the manager position iv'e been eying,although im going to miss my can of pepper spray im allowed to carry as loss prevention.As manager though I can fire people and hire people....ohhhhhh yeah I feel a house cleaning is going to take place im going to hire some people who actually WANT to work!
Out goes the dead wood.........
PlasmaRadio
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Two of every strain of plant!
Wikidbchofthewst
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Good morning starshine, the earth says hello!
SocataSmoker
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Beep... doop... beep... doop... *static* Starshine to earth, we're conducting research at the moment... will report back in 20 minutes... over. *bong rip is heard in the background*
Wikidbchofthewst
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Ground control to Major Tom....ground control to Major Tom....take your protein pill and put your helmet on....
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PlasmaRadio
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Stoney McFried
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Do salivia in a bong.Hold as long as you can stand.
Wikidbchofthewst
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Well, that's a different version, but I like that one too!
But Bowie's was best...
This is Major Tom to Ground Control
Im stepping through the door
And Im floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today
For here
Am I sitting in a tin can
Far above the world
Planet Earth is blue
And theres nothing I can do
Though Im past one hundred thousand miles
Im feeling very still
And I think my spaceship knows which way to go
Tell my wife I love her very much (she knows!)
Ground Control to Major Tom
Your circuits dead, theres something wrong
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear....
lol, I knew when I put the word protein out there someone would have SOMETHING to say *tackles you and smothers you with love*
ceestyle
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You done it? How is it?
Stoney McFried
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It's cool.But it doesn't last long. I did 13x.My brother and I did it.At first you think, what a jip. Then you take another hit. I saw a woman just in the corner of my vision.She was wearing a green hat with feathers and a green dress.Then when I turned my eyes, It was like the world was an oil painting that was still wet and someone had smeared their hands across it,causing streaks. I felt like I was in a big bubble that pushed the sober folks in the room away from me.Lots of weird thoughts.It's a lunchbreak trip.Only about 20 minutes.
pppfemguy
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say what.....lol
PlasmaRadio
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But I'm talking Bowie 2 Bowie here, man.
tipsgnob
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Space Oddity ranks as one of the best known Bowie songs, alongside Changes, Let's Dance and Fame. Supposedly inspired by the plight of the Apollo 8 astronauts, Bowie later returned to Major Tom in his 1980 hit, Ashes to Ashes from the album Scary Monsters.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r44OFO-MNPo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r44OFO-MNPo
PlasmaRadio
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Life on Mars was better anyway.....
korvette1977
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Here I sit so brokenhearted ,,,,, Came to shit but only FARTED...